Dear Diary,
OMG I am so embarrassed. I went to the Hootie and the Blowfish coverband concert and you know who was there…...with a woman! I couldn't believe it, they were kissing and holding hands. He even had the nerve to come say hi to me when he saw me at the bar drinking whiskey sour after whiskey sour. Note to self: don't drink whiskey sours anymore. But like, he was totally looking so hot, and he noticed my cape so that was cool, but it just pissed me off seeing that woman there! I searched her name on social media and found out where she lives and all that, tonight she dies. I mean, who does this tramp think she is? We have a connection, Mr. Plumber Man and I. I could tell he was like so bored of her when they were talking. He even kept making eyes at me. So like, I'm not just killing her for myself, I'm killing her for him. And for her too, what does she want to be trapped in a loveless relationship for? And this man is so dreamy, there is no moving on after him. God he is so gorgeous.
On a side note, I went to Hardee's and got a Big Mac. It was so good.
Love,
Dracula