Author's Note
I don't own Sailor Moon. Please don't make me go through more therapy over it.
Guess what? Chapter two is worse than the first… I think. Anyhow, review for me and let me know! I'm working on chapter three and I want to make sure I'm on a good track. Enjoy!
Ken and the Chickens!
Chapter 2: Demons…Attack…Right?
I am not the BAD GUY! He is.
I don't see how I fit into this excuse of a chapter. There is no reason for me to even exist until chapter three.
Oh quit griping! You know full well that I can't continue to narrate the good side unless they believe there is a bad guy! And you're the perfect scapegoat!
The light side is now supported by a cretin. Just continue with this preposterous tale.
WHEE! I win! Okay, so here we go—
"This is really strange," Ken said, looking at Lita. "It's like she's entirely worried about something. Maybe I was too straightforward yesterday. Maybe she HATES me!"
"She could never hate you," Melvin proclaimed, as Ken jumped. "That would be pretty impossible for a girl like Lita."
"Where did you come from and who are you?" Ken demanded.
"I'm from down the hall," Melvin said mysteriously. "I just pop up at random times for no reason other than to butt in on semi-personal conversations!"
"But who are you?" Ken demanded, but Melvin was gone. "Who was that guy?"
"Ken?" Lita asked from behind him, as he jumped again.
"Yes Lita?"
"Have you seen Serena or Darien today?"
"OH no! It's worse than I thought! She's in love with them, and is trying to decide who she loves more!" Ken thought horrifically.
Why do they even protect such disillusioned, disturbing beings?
"Ken?"
"Um—no, not really," Ken quivered. Lita sighed.
"I wonder where they are. Darien's normally here on time, I see him run past here every morning, and Serena is almost always five minutes late, and it's been fifteen and I haven't heard her teacher yell yet," she explained.
What is it with these people and being so smart? They always KNOW when something is wrong!
Just let this continue. You have done enough harm for one story. Besides, isn't it comical that she KNOWS them like the back of her hand?
But this is an injustice! I mustn't let it continue!
You will or I shall tell everyone of your most recent endeavors involving frogs and an energy drink.
Okay! I get it! I won't stop it, this time…
"Okay," Ken said, drawing out the word. Then in thought, "If I start coming in at the same time every day, maybe she'll start noticing me too!"
"Are you okay Ken?" Lita asked, concerned that her friend was now grinning widely.
"Yeah, I'm fine," Ken replied, chuckling nervously. In thought, "She noticed me! My plan's working better than I thought!"
"You know what's even stranger," Lita said. "Our professor is late too."
"NOOO!" Ken cried in his mind. After the school day ended, Lita called for an emergency meeting. Of course, as she entered the temple, and went to the meeting room, she was greeted by everyone, short of Darien and Serena. It's not like they had lives they couldn't break away from.
"Where are Darien and Serena?" Trista asked calmly.
Like she doesn't know!
Silence my imprudent opposite. Even I know that the Time Guardian is forbidden to reveal future events.
"That's the problem," Lita said. "I haven't seen them all day."
"You know, I haven't heard from Serena all day either," Mina noted.
"And you'd think she'd at least pick up her communicator to attend the emergency meeting," Raye said.
"And I thought she was with all of you," Luna replied sheepishly.
"Or with Darien," Artemis added smugly. Gotta love how everyone seems to have input on the same topic.
Suddenly, an eerie scream flooded their ears. The group went silent, looked at one another, and grabbed their wands.
And they transformed. It was a dazzling display that I'm sure you've heard and/or seen about a thousand times—oh, is that a chicken?
The monster that was ruthlessly stalking lovers in the park was quickly interrupted by the shouts.
"How dare you attack innocent lovers as they travel the park?" Sailor Venus cried.
"Haven't you ever heard of privacy?" Sailor Mars shouted.
"We won't allow this to continue!" Sailor Jupiter cried.
The monster they were hunting down was now in the middle of reading a magazine. They yawned, as they looked up from reading.
"Are you done yet?" they asked. The group crashed. "Good. Listen up. I have a message for you from my master."
"YOU MEAN YOU WERE CAUSING THIS RUCKUS OVER ONE STUPID MESSAGE?" Sailor Uranus shouted.
"That's just stupid," Sailor Neptune said bluntly.
"Indeed," Sailor Pluto added, a glint in her eye.
"Well, let's put it this way. We have your precious princess and her boyfriend, after they ventured into our trap. You'd think their mothers told them dark alleyways are dangerous."
Something tells me that YOU have something to do with all of this.
Hehehe,.. It's not like I got them killed…
I ought to turn you in to the proper authorities.
But you called the cops already and they won't touch me unless I commit a crime!
I was talking about the nearby asylum.
The monster laughed at them, as it vanished.
"WAIT! WHAT ARE THE TERMS HERE?" Sailor Mars shouted, as the monster came back swiftly, coughing.
"Right, almost forgot. You see, in order to get her back, four of you have to work for my master for the rest of your lives, as slaves. You have three days to decide. Until then."
The monster laughed, vanishing again.
"Gee Mars, if you hadn't asked for the terms we'd have NO clue how to get Serena back," Sailor Venus said.
"I'm surprised it left without further provocation," Sailor Mercury said, as the outer Sailor Scouts nodded.
"Now that was rude!" Sailor Jupiter said, jumping as the group jumped with her. "It didn't let us finish our speech!"
I can hardly contain myself for next time, seeing as I actually play more of a role. However, if my partner in narration doesn't contain herself, and find some way to apologize for the madness of the first chapter, I will personally make her pay. Until next we meet fellow aficionada of Sailor Moon.
Hey hey! That's not fair! I didn't even get to alter anything this chapter! I will next chapter, I promise.
Need I bring up the energy drink?
No fair! YOU HAVE BLACKMAIL! Stupid extortionist.
Wow, you knew a word with more than three syllables! I'm so happy for you!
I hate you.