I'm sorry it's a bit rushed, I wanted it up tonight! Kitty O, don't worry, I'll get you your chapter ASAP!
xKittyRiku: And we're back! In these rather crowded dungeons, as we can see the onlookers gathering around to grab a glance at the wonderful Arthur; recently disciplined by his more than fabulous father! Anyway! (Turns to Merlin, Arthur, Gwen, Uther, Gaius and Morgana.) Our first reviewer is Abigal Satoshi xx, who gives a big fat welcome to the world of ToDs to you guys. Although I can't really see why, you are all amazingly strange.
Arthur: (Looks up through his hair at xKittyRiku, before glaring down at the shackles he is sheathed in.) She actually said that?
xKittyRiku: No, to be honest, she said- AND I QUOTE- "I have something to say to you all; WELCOME, THE CAST OF MERLIN, TO THE WONDERFUL WORLD OF TODS!" and then she left a cute little smiley face at the end, you know, the one with those pointy eyes and-
Uther: I think you should move on. We don't want Arthur getting distracted from his punishment, now, do we?
xKittyRiku: No, I think you're forgetting who is in charge here. (Uther walks closer to xKittyRiku, and they stare each other out.)
Arthur: (Coughs) Uhm, father?
Uther: (Pulls at neck of collar.) What?
Gwen: Riku?
xKittyRiku: (Still glaring) Oh, right, yes. Next we have a truth. For… Morgana le Fay?
Morgana: Yes?
xKittyRiku: Abigal asks- alliteration aforethought- are you… finicky?
(Arthur suddenly guffaws)
Morgana: What's that supposed to mean, Arthur?
Arthur: (Clearing throat) Oh, it's nothing… I think you should answer the question. (Winks at xKittyRiku)
xKittyRiku: (Hiding blushes) Yeah, Morgana. Are. You. Finicky?
Morgana: No! I am not finicky in any shape or form!
Merlin: There's no use lying. The truth will come out one way or another…
Uther: You, servant boy, do not speak down on your uppers!
Merlin: That just sounds...
Arthur: Shut up, Merlin.
xKittyRiku: He's- never mind. Okay then, Morgana. Abigal says, if you aren't a finicky person, (turns to audience) even though we all know you are, you have to act like it for the rest of this ToD!
Morgana: (Purses lips) Are you being serious? I have to act finicky?
Merlin: (Under breath) It wouldn't be acting.
Morgana: I heard that, fool.
ServantMaid01: (Walks into the room, summoned by xKittyRiku's amazing author powers.) How would you like your rabbit, Morgana?
Morgana: Oh, as it is will be fine! (Smirks)
Arthur: (Coughs loudly)
Morgana: (Flustered) Oh okay! I'll have it prepared to a degree of rare medium, with it served to me at a temperature of 10 degrees Celsius. No more and… no less.
xKittyRiku: (Copies Morgana's smirk) Good girl, Morgana. Well done. Here's your rabbit. (ServantGirl01 brings Morgana the rabbit the way she wants it.)
Morgana: I can't believe I have to put up with this…
Uther: You don't. This "ToD" lark ends right now.
xKittyRiku: Actually, no it doesn't.
Gaius: If I recall correctly, Sire, everyone in this room has signed a contract compelling them complete all the truths and dares given.
Uther: Hmm, you're right Gaius, as per usual.
Morgana: (Glares at everyone.)
Merlin: Is that it, for this chapter?
xKittyRiku: Oh, hell no. We have so much more to go, starting with a dare, for the one and only Arthur Pendragon! (Turns to audience) Again, from the elusive Abigal Satoshi xx!
Arthur: (Runs hands through hair) Oh my God, Merlin…
Merlin: Yes?
Arthur: Hold them back…
Merlin: Who back?
Arthur: You wait and see.
Crowd: (Jeering)
xKittyRiku: Well, actually… (Points to Gwen and waggles finger.) Come here, Guinevere.
Gwen: Yes, Riku?
xKittyRiku: Read this out.
Gwen: Uhm, okay… (Looks at the card xKittyRiku just gave her.) I quote, apparently, "Anyway, I dare yous to do nothing...as xKittyRiku and the rest of your fangirls start to jump/glomp you! :D"
Crowd: (Screams loudly and jumps on top of Arthur, who cannot do anything due to being bound by shackles.)
xKittyRiku: Out of my way, out of my way…! (Glomps Arthur, whilst Gwen is onlooking but unable to do anything also.)
Morgana: How long does this last for? (Smirking)
Arthur: (Mumbling) Ugh, Riku! Get off me!
Gaius: Come come now, Riku. Get off the poor boy.
xKittyRiku: (Stands up hastily, brushing the dirt from the jail cell floor off of her.) Right, but the dare didn't confirm a stop time, so you fangirls can continue with your lustrous desires. (Points to Arthur, who is suddenly surrounded by the fangirling crowd.) So, that's all from Abigal Satoshi xx, but in the nick of time, we have a review from the one and only… (checks a new card in her hands.) xKittySora!
Arthur: (Groaning) What does she want?
xKittyRiku: Hey, none of that, please. And she wants you all to play a game.
Morgana: A game?
xKittyRiku: (Nodding) A drinking one.
Merlin: Really? A drinking one?
Arthur: Don't even think about it, Merlin. Servants cannot drink whilst on duty.
Merlin: Well… what about the contract?
Gaius: He's right, Sire.
Arthur: Fine; but can you get these idiots off me!
Merlin: (Starts pulling away the fangirls)
xKittyRiku: Okay, girls. Lay off…
(Fangirls move away, crying because they probably will never get the chance to touch Arthur again.)
xKittyRiku: Where was I?
Gwen: (Ever so helpful) Drinking games.
xKittyRiku: Ah, that's right. So the game is called, "Never have I ever."
Cast: What?
xKittyRiku: Never have I ever. Drinking. Game. Right, here's how we go it. Everyone, sit in a circle. (Watches as the group get into a circle, and the fangirls leave the jail cell.) Right, good. Palms out! This shows the number of points you have.
Merlin: Eight, then?
Morgana: Eight? Why eight?
Merlin: I have small thumbs, they don't count.
Arthur, Gaius, Morgana: (Rolls eyes.)
xKittyRiku: So, who will begin the game… Right, you can, Merlin. (Points to the Warlock.)
Merlin: Me?
xKittyRiku: Read this, and them comply with the rules. (Addressing the audience.) For those of you who don't know this game, you can visit .com/how_4450702_ . This way, we can get on with the game with only a short explanation of the rules and-
Merlin: I… Okay. Never have I ever… gone a day without thinking about Morgana's smile.
xKittyRiku: That's not a smile, it's a smirk. But we'll let it slide.
Morgana: Seriously? Awh, Merlin, that's so… unexpected.
xKittyRiku: Right, so those of you who have skipped a day thinking about Morgana's smile, put one finger down each.
(ServantGirl01 brings through numerous glasses, and gives one to each player in the game. Uther, Morgana, Gwen, Arthur, and Gaius put a finger down.)
Morgana: Thanks, I think.
xKittyRiku: There's nothing to be thankful for! And anyway, Uther, Morgana, Gwen, Arthur, and Gaius, each drink a mouthful of mead from the glass in front of you.
Uther: Mead won't get you drunk…
Gaius: That would be why Riku had me enhance it…
Uther: What! Gaius, are you betraying your king?
Gaius: No, it was in the contract.
Arthur: Well I suppose that makes it alright then.
Merlin: Actually, it does.
Arthur, Uther: (Scowling)
xKittyRiku: For the sake of your brains, I'm going to put this in time lapse. (A few hours later)
Morgana: I win?
xKittyRiku: Everyone else is practically dead, of course you win. You know, Morgana, you haven't done a lot of things…
Morgana: I've done enough.
xKittyRiku: (Leans in closer) I know your secret.
Morgana: What… secret? (Looks discomposed, but regains herself.)
xKittyRiku: Truth or dare?
Morgana: Truth.
xKittyRiku: xKittySora asks, do you actually know how to use magic?
Morgana: I can't lie?
xKittyRiku: It's truth or dare.
Morgana: (Looks around, and then hastily sighs) I… I…
xKittyRiku: Sora did say, "ANSWER TRUTHFULLY OR DIE BY MY HAND! Actually... maybe I shouldn't fight you... ah, I'll get help."
Morgana: Fine. I do know how to use magic. I am a sorceress, and one day, Merlin will perish.
xKittyRiku: Right… okay then. (Turns to xKittySora, who has materialized in the corner.) Does that answer your questions?
xKittySora: Not quite… everyone, snap out of your drunken slur!
Merlin: (Lying on the floor, clutching his head) Durnkenwa?
Arthur: (Lying on the floor, clutching his stomach) Oh, shut up Merlin.
xKittyRiku: So, xKittySora is going to retreat to the corner, (looks around and sees everyone sprawled out, clutching some part of his/her body,) but will everyone please rejoin the circle?
(Everyone slowly moves towards the circle)
xKittyRiku: Right, what are all your sexualities?
Merlin: Straight. (Gazes at Morgana, watching her hair flutter in the small breeze through the barred jail-cell window.)
Morgana: Straight, but if I had to get away from him I'd turn lesbian…
Gwen: Yes, but what about that Morgause girl you were close to? And straight, by the way.
Morgana: She was… nothing.
Arthur: Straight, (takes Gwen's hand) and I wouldn't change that for all the money in the world…
Gwen: (Blushing) Oh, Arthur!
Uther: Arthur!
Arthur: (Stands up in pain, still clutching Gwen's hand) Father, you can't control me anymore!
Uther: (Raises eyebrows)
Arthur: (Drops Gwen's hand and sits back down.)
Uther: That's what I thought.
xKittyRiku: Is that everyone? (Scans circle) Ah, Gaius.
Gaius: Oh really, surely this is enough of that silly game now, I don't see the point any more than the next person-
xKittyRiku: Well?
Gaius: Bisexual.
xKittyRiku: I knew that woman Alice wasn't the One for you!
Gaius: I said bisexual, not gay. I loved her with all my heart, and I still do, no matter what she's become.
xKittyRiku: *Okay!
Merlin: Oh ho ho! Gaius! You never told me that! ( He nudges Gaius)
Morgana: So now we know.
Arthur, Gwen, Uther: Now we know.
xKittyRiku: One last thing!
Cast: What?
xKittyRiku: From VampireLover1000x, where do you get your dresses, Morgana?
Morgana: Oh, there's a lovely little boutique around the corner, run by my dear friend Meredith-
Arthur: That's it?
xKittyRiku: I'll let you guys rest for the night, but I'll be back tomorrow with more from Kitty O!
Merlin: K-K-Kitty O? MY Kitty O?
xKittyRiku: …Maybe, maybe not.
Arthur: Why are there all these Kitties? Why? Cats are vulgar creatures…
xKittyRiku: You might think so, but I don't. And Kitty O didn't even get her name from a cat, she thinks exactly the same as you do.