Urgh 4:20. Where was she? She was meant to be here half an hour ago. I perched up on the counter as I wrote furiously into my notebook – if she wasn't here, I'd make use of the time. Oh-ho I had a plan alright! A great one it was as well. How to win Usako's heart *insert girly squeal here* Clever name, huh? Well I thought it suited her perfectly. My Usako. It sort of rang a bell. Muahhaha you shall be mine!

"Mamoru, MAMORU!" Andrew waved his hands in front of my face. What a prat, did he think I was a psycho or something? I mean, c'mon!

"Huh?" Oh come on you can do better than that Chiba. "Oh, erm yes Motoki?" Nice one Mamoru. Nice. Way to play it cool.

"Dude don't look at me like I'm some kind of stalker, I've been calling you for the past ten minutes. Yeesh." Geez what a drama queen. Was that a pout? I really needed to have a chat with him. "Mamoru you're doing it again. I'm not a piece of meat yano… you're excessive drooling is starting to freak me out man."

Huh drool? Mamoru Chiba drooling? THE Mamoru Chiba DID NOT drool! Not ever. I aimlessly ran my finger over my mouth noticing it was dry and gave him the best dirty I could muster. You know the one girls give each other which clearly says 'get away from my man' *finger snap.* Oh I was on a roll.

"Hoho, priceless. But seriously Mamo Jamo you want to take it easy. That's your fourth cup today and Usagi isn't even here yet!" he said with a knowing smile. Mamo Jamo? Urgh I wanted to pound his pretty face in. I mean c'mon, did he really think we would go to Starbucks, share our feelings and cry over our non-existent love lives? Pfft!

"Oh fourth?" Good one, don't show weaknesses at the mention of that glorious name. But seriously, was it my fourth one already? I was acting like an alcoholic to his booze. A junkie to his dope or a fat kid to his cake. It just seemed to go right through me. Aaah. "Make that five Toki." He nodded and went into hibernation for what seemed like hours. Dang.

"Here you go. Oh hey Usa-chan." Pfft, I was smarter than that. Usagi my left butt cheek. If he thought he'd get a reaction from me, he was damn wrong! I brought the hot liquid to my tongue –

"Hey Motoki-onii-san! Two shakes to go please." I spluttered, literally, and then choked on the remaining liquid as I rubbed the wound in circular motions. "You know baka, I never knew you were such a klutz!" she sniggered as she handed me her hankie and looked down towards… (C'mon you don't need to be a scientist to know where the coffee stained). Ok Mamoru, be nice, be nice.

"Gee Odango, I didn't know you were such a perv." Erm ok well that thought went down the drain. One. Two. Three… "Ouch Odango, what was that for?" Damn, that was going to make a mark.

"Me? A perv? Hermph, in your dreams baka." Feisty or what owww. I swear she's getting sexier every day.

"I'm counting on that." *wink* Get in there Mamoru, seduce the seductress.

"Urgh baka, do you have something in your eye? It keeps twitching." *sweatdrop* "You should really get it checked out, it looks POSSESSED!" Wow, is she that dense?

"Hoho, Usa-chan here are your shakes." Good save Motoki; I seriously owed him for that.

"Thank you Motoki-onii-san. See ya later. Bye jerk!" I swear her absence left an ominous shadow in the room. Oh what poetry Mamoru, she'll surely want a pansy for a boyfriend.

"Hmm, I'll be back later Motoki. There's something I need to investigate."

"Alright Mamoru, don't do anything stupid. I'll pummel you to the ground if you hurt her." God, I swear he was psychic.

"Psshh. You know I'm a good boy..." Ok – well that was sort of half true. I donated to charity. I helped old ladies cross the road. I was in a league of my own.

I crossed the street catching sight of familiar dumplings and noticed my heart stop…

Who the f*** was that guy? And why was he snuggled against MY USAKO?