"All right... I have to keep track on this weird place..." Paul Blart stated as he was taking a good glance up and down and all around the new mall. "Lord knows what weird things could occur here..."
Before he realized, Paul Blart was knocked down to the ground by a giant green colored Landmaster that was driven by Ridley, who laughed as he was being chased by the Star Fox team. Paul Blart got back up, only to be knocked down on his back by Bowser Junior, zipping away in his Junior Klown Kar, the seven Koopalings following him in their smaller clown cars.
"Owww..." Paul stated as he placed his right hand on his chest, blinking as he shook his head. "That was... unpleasant..."
"First time here?" Dry Bowser stated as he was munching on his corn flakes, standing near a set of tropical palm trees.
"You could say so, yeah." Paul stated as he nodded his head, being a bit shock at the presence of an undead skeleton, only to go back to falling on his back as a huge fiery explosion shook the mall, of which was so explosive, it could make Michael Bay cry tears of exploding joy. "Ugh... at the rate this is happening, I'm going to be in a wheelchair..."