Instincts of Kira
Part 2: Justice
Hokage Office
The Third sat at his office talking to a "Mysterious figure".
"It's Shino!" Ryuk yelled in instant outburst.
[Pause]
Daronta: "Damn it Ryuk, you ruined the secret!"
Ryuk: "What secret? Who doesn't know the Naruto cast by now?"
Daronta: "Okay, but there's a time and place you could yell those type of things."
Ryuk: "Why are you complaining? Just edit the story so it looks like I never did it."
Daronta: "Oh yeah!"
[Continue]
The third sat at his office talking to a "Mysterious figure".
"A New Mysterious figure," Ryuk blurted out.
"Shut up Ryuk," I demanded.
"Mystery ninja man, we need your help. We've encountered the death of very important people recently."
"Who?"
"We've lost Kakashi, Sakura, and Sasuke….. twice," the Kage reported.
"Wait, wait, so you're telling me we lost the lamest Jounin known to man, who the producers said was cooler then he really is. A boy who is going to betray us anyway so why bother, and who was that last one?"
"I don't know," the old man admitted through his Alzheimer.
"These people are important, why?"
"I DON'T KNOW, I'M THE FUCKING HOKAGE!"
"Fine, okay, you win old man."
[A week later]
"Naruto, I think Shino is trying to kill me," Hinata informs Naruto lying in her lap like a pet fox being petted slowly.
"Why do you think its Shino?" Naruto asked as she pets him.
"Because he got on TV with his code name 'Lino' and said, 'I'll find you Kira!'"
"Then why don't you just kill him?" Naruto asked.
"Cause, I never seen his face." Hinata said slow and dramatically.
[Pause]
Ryuk: "Wow nice twist."
Daronta: "I know, I surprised myself."
[Continue]
"Well it's time you got a decoy." Naruto advised.
"Decoy?" Hinata insisted on more info.
"Well, if I'm your dumb blonde (Misa), then you'll need you're obedient nerd who worships the ground you walk on (Mikami)."
"And I have just the person." Hinata grinned.
"Good, then let's skip through the drama because I'm bored." Naruto insisted.
[A Chunin Exam Later]
"DIE OLD MAN!" Orochimaru cried.
"Fine, but I'm taking your soul hands!" the third
"What? That defies all laws of reality!" Orochimaru ranted.
"WHO CARES, IM THE FUCKING HOKAGE!" Chop goes the hands and Hokage.
"Kiba (Mikami)! What did you do?" Hinata and Naruto exclaimed.
All three looked at the deathnote and saw Kiba's writing.
The Third Hokage dies using the Fourth Hokage's technique on Orochimaru's hands during the chunin exams.
"How'd he die there's no names beside Orochimaru's hands," Naruto implied.
All three shrugged, "Who cares he's old."
-To Be Continued-
Daronta: "I feel like we forgot someone in this chapter."
Rem: "Umm, me."
Ryuk: "I wonder who?"
Rem: "Hello, me!"
Naruto: "I hope it's no one important."
Rem: "It's me!"
Hinata: "Yeah maybe it was someone as important as the Third."
Rem: "Forget it, I'm leaving!"
-Rem leaves-
Daronta: "Hey where's Rem."