Ranma king of games
Chapter two
Disclaimer: I don't own Ranma ½ or Yugioh. But I did beat Yami in a duel and now the power of the pharaoh is MINE!!! WHA HA HA HA HA!!!
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Ranma couldn't believe he was doing this, he absolutely sucked at card games and he had never even played this game before today.
I'm really going to have it handed to me today. suddenly Ranma heard Yami speak.
Trust in your self Ranma and the heart of the cards. Ukyou is believing in you and giving you her support so you are assured to win.
I've never even played this game before how are we going to win if I don't even know what to do!
This game appears to be exactly the same as the ones played in the shadow realm. And you're talking to the man that created the shadow games remember. Just let me help you and you will win okay.
Fine if you say so Ranma's feeling of confidence and resolve suddenly became a lot stronger as the spirit of Yami fused completely with Ranma.
"Let's do this Kaiba!" Kaiba smirked and drew five cards.
Hmm. Blue eyes on my first draw, Lady Luck must be favoring me today (Up in heaven the deity known as Lady Luck groaned and went off to get drunk with Urd.) Kaiba was ignorant of this however and continued his strategizing.
If I want to have any fun with this rookie I'd better not use it right away and save it for later. That doesn't mean I can't scare the hell out of him in the first move.
"Since you challenged me I have the right to go first and I place Youzanryu in attack mode." A huge dragon with a hide of diamonds and a golden horn appeared on the field and roared. [2400/2900] The students watching all gasped at the realism of the hologram. They had heard that Kaiba Corporation was making holographic dueling stadiums but they never thought that they would be this impressive. Poor Ranma didn't stand a chance. But Yami-Ranma barely blinked when the monster appeared. As creator of the shadow games he had seen Youzanryu in battle many times and this artificial one looked pretty pathetic.
"If that's your move then I'll set this monster in face down defense position and end my turn." Kaiba sneered.
"Running scared already? In that case I'll attack your pathetic defense monster, but before I do I'll add the Dragon Treasure card to mine. It will gain three hundred attack points and lose four hundred defense points." The bejeweled dragon let out another roar as a necklace with a black orb appeared around its neck. [2700/2500]
"Youzanryu, attack the face down monster! Golden horn assault!" The monster charged forward with its horn and Ranma's monster was hit. Suddenly the dragon was thrown back and Ranma smirked.
"Only a fool tries to use his head to attack a wall Kaiba. Or in this case a Labyrinth Wall!" the dust cleared and on Ranma's side of the field was a never ending maze [0/3000]. Kaiba swore under his breath as he watched his life points go down.
{Kaiba 1700/ Ranma 2000}
Kaiba then grinned. "It doesn't matter how strong the defense of that monster of yours is. It has absolutely no attack points! And you'll not win this duel by just defending." Ranma smirked.
"I know, that is why I switch my wall to attack mode!" The crowd gasped. Ranma would lose all of life points in an instant if Kaiba attacked again. Ranma smirked.
"Now I flip this face down card over. Shield and Sword!" Kaiba swore again even worse. With that on the field all monsters attack and defense points were switched. Ranma's grin grew again.
"You know what is coming next Kaiba. Labyrinth Wall, attack Youzanryu!" The wall disappeared into the ground and reappeared on Kaiba's side of the field surrounding his monster. The walls moved closer and squeezed the dragon until it screamed in pain and shattered like glass before disappearing. The wall disappeared and reappeared back on Ranma's side of the field as Kaiba's life points went down even more.
{Kaiba 1200/ Ranma 2000}
"I guess this means I drew first blood didn't I. I'll set these two cards face down and end my turn.
Kaiba growled as he drew his next card. The rookie had managed to make him lose almost half of his life points with his first turn. He looked at what he had just drawn and smiled.
"You may have beaten my first monster but that won't happen again. That wall of yours may be powerful but now it has no defense points. Which means when I play this card it will be sent to defense mode and I can destroy it. Block Attack!" The Labyrinth Wall disappeared and reappeared but was cracked and old looking. One good hit would easily shatter it.
"Next I summon the Red Eyes Black Dragon to destroy it! [2400/2000] Inferno Fire Blast!" A huge and evil looking dragon appeared on the field and shot off a ball of fire at the labyrinth wall. It gave off a cloud of dust and disappeared. Kaiba grinned.
"I told you I already had one. I bet that you don't have any thing in your deck that is strong enough to stand up to my monster. Especially since I have three blue eyes waiting to tear you apart. Ranma frowned. He didn't have a card in his hand that could come close to beating that monstrosity but he did know of one in his deck. How on earth am I going to get that thing. My odds of drawing it are a hundred to one. There are no such things as odds and chance in a duel Ranma. If you have faith in the heart of the cards and in your friends then your deck will respond and give you the card you most need. whatever you say. You made this game. Ranma drew his card and smiled and laughed.
WOW! It really does work. With this I'll beat Kaiba easy.
"Kaiba, remember when I said I'd give you my rarest card is you won?" Kaiba frowned.
"I remember, not it would matter to me. But we're in the middle of a duel here, why would you waste my time and bring this up now?"
"When you tore Ukyou's Red Eyes Black Dragon up her deck needed one more card to be legal and I added my card to it. I've just drawn it and considering your ego when it is summoned it ought to be spectacular. Awaken BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON!!!" Kaiba and people around the world watching gasped. The ground shook as a mandela of light appeared and from it broke the head of the worlds most powerful dragon. With a roar that shattered some of the windows nearby the giant beast rose and flew high up in the air on powerful wings before smashing down to the ground on its hind legs with enugh force to knock those near the area off balance. Raising it's head high it let off an even greater roar that blew out the speakers of TV's watching around the world before settling down to it's regular thirty foot height. Kaiba almost soiled his designer underwear.
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Ukyou tried to pick herself up from the ground but found her knees wouldn't work. How on earth did Ranma get such a rare card! A new feeling of confidence began to grow inside of her and she let out a cheer of encouragement.
"Go for it Ranma! Beat that jerk!" with the way Ranma was playing she would have her card back soon. Even if it was torn she could still keep it to remember her father.
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Ranma heard Ukyou and smiled. Giving her the thumbs up sign he returned his focus on the battle.
"Blue Eyes, Attack! White Lightning!" the dragon opened its maw as white energy began to collect inside. It threw back its head and then snapped it forward releasing it in a burring beam of crackling power. The Red Eyes Black Dragon screamed as its body was torn apart and disappeared.
{Kaiba 600 Ranma 2000}
Kaiba was too stunned to move, how this rookie could be beating him and now had a Blue Eye with him was to unbelievable to comprehend. Kaiba somehow managed to gain control and focus on the task at hand. If he wanted to become the only owner of a Blue Eyes White Dragon he would have to beat this fool.
"I don't know how you got such a rare card but it won't make any difference. I have three Blue Eyes and I summon one now!" Kaiba's monster appeared with the same fanfare but people were still too stunned by Ranma's monster to notice. Ranma frowned. This didn't look good but he wasn't out yet.
"I set a monster in defense mode and set two cards face down. That will do it for my turn." Kaiba snorted at this.
"Get ready to loose some major points Ranma; first I'll use defense paralysis. All defense monsters are switched to attack and you can't defend for the rest of the game."
Ranma's monster was reviled to be Kanon the Sword Mistress[ 1400/1200] Next I'll summon the Lord of Dragons!" A man wearing dragon bones and robes appeared and growled. [1200/1000] but Kaiba wasn't done.
"Next I'll arm him with the Flute of Summoning Dragons, allowing me to summon two Dragons to the field. And I choose my other two Blue Eyes White Dragons!" Two more dragons appeared as the last had.
"Now you have three Dragons to deal with. Blue Eyes attack the sword mistress!" Ranma frowned as his life points were cut down.
{Kaiba 600 Ranma 400}
"But I'm not finished yet. You probably think that you can attack my Lord of dragons with your Blue eyes and wipe out my life point. Nice try but with this trap card that won't happen. It's called shift. If one of my monsters is the target of an attack I can shift it to another monster on my side of the field like my own Blue Eyes. Meaning you would just destroy your Blue Eyes and lose your best monster." Ranma grinned as he saw Kaiba set it down.
"Thanks Kaiba, that card has just ensured your defeat. First I draw from my deck." Okay lets hope that this heart of the cards thing works. Pulling the top card up he looked at it and smiled.
"First I lay this card face down and order my Blue Eyes to attack one of yours. Attack!" Kaiba looked on in puzzlement as both his and Ranma's Blue Eyes attacked and destroyed each other. But Ranma wasn't done yet.
"I also summon the Ax Raider in defense mode so I have a monster to protect my life points." Kaiba grinned.
"I see that the pressure has finally gotten to you. You forgot about my defense paralysis card. Your Ax Raider is switched to attack mode and now I'll end this duel!" Ranma growled in frustration as Kaiba started to laugh.
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Ukyou started to sigh; it looked like Ranma was going to lose this duel after all. At least he had tried to defend her and that counted right? Then she saw Ranma wink at her from up on his stand and she realized what he was doing. She gasped at the daringness of the plan but knew it had a good chance of succeeding. Now if only he had the right cards.
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"You've drawn your last pathetic card Ranma. Now I'll end this duel!"
"Ukyou's deck has no pathetic cards, but it does have several surprises. Do your worst."
"I will, Blue Eyes White Dragon, attack the Ax Raider and wipe out his life points!" the Monster dragon powered up it's attack and blasted it forward toward ranma's monster. But suddenly an old man holding a staff appeared and held out his hand to stop the attack and amazingly it did.
"What happened? Why didn't my attack hit." Ranma smirked and held up a trap card.
"You activated my trap card, Solemn Judgment. It allows me to switch the target of a magic, trap, or monster attack to a monster on your side of the field in exchange for half of my life points.
{Kaiba 600, Ranma 200}
And I think I'll target your Lord of Dragons." The ball of white energy reversed its course and flew towards the Lord of Dragons. Kaiba knew he had to act quickly or his life points would be finished.
"I activate Shift, and target my other Blue eyes white dragon." The ball changed direction a second time and blew up on contact with the Blue eyes. The two Blue Eyes Roared before they shattered like glass. Kaiba was stunned; all three of his best monsters had been destroyed by this mere rookie and it was now his turn. Ranma smiled an almost evil grin.
"Now I'll end this duel, I flip over my face down card to reveal Monster Reborn! And I choose to resurrect my Blue Eyes White Dragon!" A nimbus of light appeared on ranma's side of the field and his Blue Eyes was reborn in all of its glory.
"Attack his Lord of Dragon and wipe out his life points with WHITE LIGHTNING!!!"
{Kaiba 0, Ranma 400} ____________________________
Kaiba fell on his knees in disbelief, his cards scattered around him on the ground.
"How could you beat me, I'm the worlds greatest duelist. You're just a rookie." Ranma looked down at him with anger in his eyes.
"It doesn't matter if I'm a rookie or an expert like you. If you underestimate your opponent you've already lost half of the battle, and when you don't place your faith in the heart of the cards you lose the other half." He picked up the two pieces of Ukyou's card up and handed it to her.
"Here you go Uchan, back where it belongs." Kaiba smirked and then laughed.
"It won't do you any good. The official rules say that a card must not be significantly damaged to play. Either way my objective of never having it played against me has succeeded. And I swear I'll have my revenge on you and that bitch for this loss today." Ranma frowned. He's right what are we going to do now. Even if we have the pieces it's still just two useless pieces of paper. We went through all of that for nothing.
We'll worry about that later, right now we have more pressing business.
"Kaiba let me make thing perfectly clear. If you ever try to hurt Ukyou again we will duel, but not with cards." Most of the girls in the school yard started secretly wishing there boyfriends would defend them like that, while most of the boys secretly cursed Ranma for once again raising the bar.
Thanks Yami I have no idea how you did that. Yami smiled
You're the one that did all of the work. I just gave you a little coaching. But I'm not used to using so much power so soon after my awakening so I'm going to go rest now. Ranma felt Yami withdraw the power he had been using and put an arm around Ukyou's shoulder.
"How bout we go to your place Uchan. I think I burned a lot of calories during that duel." Ukyou felt a thrill of happiness rush through her. Ranma never acted this intimate in public before, usually because Akane would show up. Snuggling closer to his side she smiled.
"Sure Ranma, I'll make you a victory feast you'll never forget." All of a sudden a yell was heard from the doors of the school and a furious Akane Tendo stormed forth.
"Ranma you PERVERT!!! How dare you act that way with Ukyou in public? You're embarrassing me!"
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Yami sighed as he prepared to leave the area of Ranma's mind where he lived to go back to work. But before he could join he noticed that Ranma had everything under control. Sighing this time in relief he settled back into his lazy boy and popped open a beer before turning on ESPN. Spirits of ancient pharaohs are humans too after all.
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Akane had worked up a full head of steam and was ready to do a little summoning of her own involving a mallet.
"What do you have to say for yourself?!
"Nothing because I didn't do anything wrong."
"You're letting her drape herself all over you. I'm you fiancé and I'm telling you can't let her do that!"
"Correction, your one of my fiancés. Pops has engaged me to so many girls that I decided last night to give them all a fair shot and marry the one I love. If my honor is going to be ruined I want to at least be with the one I love. And just so you know Akane, you rank below Kodachi. Now if you'll excuse me I'm off to go celebrate my victory in my very first duel."
At this the school yard got deathly silent and Kaiba appeared in front of Ranma and grabbed him by the front of his shirt.
"What are you talking about! I'm the world's number one duelist and you beat me! You have to have been playing this game for years to have thought out such complex strategies!" Ranma shook his head.
"Nope, I never even knew what Duel Monsters was until this afternoon when Ukyou showed me her cards."
All of the people in the school yard and watching via internet and TV face faulted. Making the planet bob up and down. Kaiba's body turned to stone and then cracked before he fainted. Ignoring him Ranma once again put his arm around Ukyou's shoulder and steered her towards the front gates.
"We can pick up your winnings from Nabiki later, I'm absolutely starving."
Nabiki heard what he said and gasped. Two hundred yen at five hundred to one odds meant she owed Ukyou one hundred thousand yen! Almost all of what she had made from the duel.
"Ranma, I'll get you for this!"
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Over in Juban a certain sword wielding mother was doing the dance of joy. Not only had her son beaten the world champion but he also seemed to have a cute girlfriend as well. Akane was a nice girl but she had decided that she just wouldn't do for Ranma. The way she always fought with Ranko and lost her temper was appalling. She had been meaning to talk to Genma about it but he was never around when she came to visit. Instead of bringing her sword she brought her dueling deck, Ranma was obviously manly and maybe he would like to play against her. She then hurried down to the nearest bus stop. She was going to see Ranma today one way or another.
Authors notes.
This chapter was a lot harder then I thought with all of the formatting so my brain had moved to "Silly" mode towards the end. And this will be a Ranma Ukyou pair up so all of you Akane lovers can go off and be sick now because I really don't care what you think. As you can tell I'm not trying to use current Yugioh rules since it would be a lot of trouble to sacrifice monster, so I'm using the rules from the first season of the anime for now. I tried to make the cards as realistic and accurate as possible like I promised but I'm sure I got Youzanryu's points wrong and Solemn judgment may be incorrect as well. There's no need to email me about this but just know that I am sorry if that happened. Next time, Ranma has to duel for his life when he finally meets his mother. Send any C&C to animeprime1@hotmail.com
Chapter two
Disclaimer: I don't own Ranma ½ or Yugioh. But I did beat Yami in a duel and now the power of the pharaoh is MINE!!! WHA HA HA HA HA!!!
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Ranma couldn't believe he was doing this, he absolutely sucked at card games and he had never even played this game before today.
I'm really going to have it handed to me today. suddenly Ranma heard Yami speak.
Trust in your self Ranma and the heart of the cards. Ukyou is believing in you and giving you her support so you are assured to win.
I've never even played this game before how are we going to win if I don't even know what to do!
This game appears to be exactly the same as the ones played in the shadow realm. And you're talking to the man that created the shadow games remember. Just let me help you and you will win okay.
Fine if you say so Ranma's feeling of confidence and resolve suddenly became a lot stronger as the spirit of Yami fused completely with Ranma.
"Let's do this Kaiba!" Kaiba smirked and drew five cards.
Hmm. Blue eyes on my first draw, Lady Luck must be favoring me today (Up in heaven the deity known as Lady Luck groaned and went off to get drunk with Urd.) Kaiba was ignorant of this however and continued his strategizing.
If I want to have any fun with this rookie I'd better not use it right away and save it for later. That doesn't mean I can't scare the hell out of him in the first move.
"Since you challenged me I have the right to go first and I place Youzanryu in attack mode." A huge dragon with a hide of diamonds and a golden horn appeared on the field and roared. [2400/2900] The students watching all gasped at the realism of the hologram. They had heard that Kaiba Corporation was making holographic dueling stadiums but they never thought that they would be this impressive. Poor Ranma didn't stand a chance. But Yami-Ranma barely blinked when the monster appeared. As creator of the shadow games he had seen Youzanryu in battle many times and this artificial one looked pretty pathetic.
"If that's your move then I'll set this monster in face down defense position and end my turn." Kaiba sneered.
"Running scared already? In that case I'll attack your pathetic defense monster, but before I do I'll add the Dragon Treasure card to mine. It will gain three hundred attack points and lose four hundred defense points." The bejeweled dragon let out another roar as a necklace with a black orb appeared around its neck. [2700/2500]
"Youzanryu, attack the face down monster! Golden horn assault!" The monster charged forward with its horn and Ranma's monster was hit. Suddenly the dragon was thrown back and Ranma smirked.
"Only a fool tries to use his head to attack a wall Kaiba. Or in this case a Labyrinth Wall!" the dust cleared and on Ranma's side of the field was a never ending maze [0/3000]. Kaiba swore under his breath as he watched his life points go down.
{Kaiba 1700/ Ranma 2000}
Kaiba then grinned. "It doesn't matter how strong the defense of that monster of yours is. It has absolutely no attack points! And you'll not win this duel by just defending." Ranma smirked.
"I know, that is why I switch my wall to attack mode!" The crowd gasped. Ranma would lose all of life points in an instant if Kaiba attacked again. Ranma smirked.
"Now I flip this face down card over. Shield and Sword!" Kaiba swore again even worse. With that on the field all monsters attack and defense points were switched. Ranma's grin grew again.
"You know what is coming next Kaiba. Labyrinth Wall, attack Youzanryu!" The wall disappeared into the ground and reappeared on Kaiba's side of the field surrounding his monster. The walls moved closer and squeezed the dragon until it screamed in pain and shattered like glass before disappearing. The wall disappeared and reappeared back on Ranma's side of the field as Kaiba's life points went down even more.
{Kaiba 1200/ Ranma 2000}
"I guess this means I drew first blood didn't I. I'll set these two cards face down and end my turn.
Kaiba growled as he drew his next card. The rookie had managed to make him lose almost half of his life points with his first turn. He looked at what he had just drawn and smiled.
"You may have beaten my first monster but that won't happen again. That wall of yours may be powerful but now it has no defense points. Which means when I play this card it will be sent to defense mode and I can destroy it. Block Attack!" The Labyrinth Wall disappeared and reappeared but was cracked and old looking. One good hit would easily shatter it.
"Next I summon the Red Eyes Black Dragon to destroy it! [2400/2000] Inferno Fire Blast!" A huge and evil looking dragon appeared on the field and shot off a ball of fire at the labyrinth wall. It gave off a cloud of dust and disappeared. Kaiba grinned.
"I told you I already had one. I bet that you don't have any thing in your deck that is strong enough to stand up to my monster. Especially since I have three blue eyes waiting to tear you apart. Ranma frowned. He didn't have a card in his hand that could come close to beating that monstrosity but he did know of one in his deck. How on earth am I going to get that thing. My odds of drawing it are a hundred to one. There are no such things as odds and chance in a duel Ranma. If you have faith in the heart of the cards and in your friends then your deck will respond and give you the card you most need. whatever you say. You made this game. Ranma drew his card and smiled and laughed.
WOW! It really does work. With this I'll beat Kaiba easy.
"Kaiba, remember when I said I'd give you my rarest card is you won?" Kaiba frowned.
"I remember, not it would matter to me. But we're in the middle of a duel here, why would you waste my time and bring this up now?"
"When you tore Ukyou's Red Eyes Black Dragon up her deck needed one more card to be legal and I added my card to it. I've just drawn it and considering your ego when it is summoned it ought to be spectacular. Awaken BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON!!!" Kaiba and people around the world watching gasped. The ground shook as a mandela of light appeared and from it broke the head of the worlds most powerful dragon. With a roar that shattered some of the windows nearby the giant beast rose and flew high up in the air on powerful wings before smashing down to the ground on its hind legs with enugh force to knock those near the area off balance. Raising it's head high it let off an even greater roar that blew out the speakers of TV's watching around the world before settling down to it's regular thirty foot height. Kaiba almost soiled his designer underwear.
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Ukyou tried to pick herself up from the ground but found her knees wouldn't work. How on earth did Ranma get such a rare card! A new feeling of confidence began to grow inside of her and she let out a cheer of encouragement.
"Go for it Ranma! Beat that jerk!" with the way Ranma was playing she would have her card back soon. Even if it was torn she could still keep it to remember her father.
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Ranma heard Ukyou and smiled. Giving her the thumbs up sign he returned his focus on the battle.
"Blue Eyes, Attack! White Lightning!" the dragon opened its maw as white energy began to collect inside. It threw back its head and then snapped it forward releasing it in a burring beam of crackling power. The Red Eyes Black Dragon screamed as its body was torn apart and disappeared.
{Kaiba 600 Ranma 2000}
Kaiba was too stunned to move, how this rookie could be beating him and now had a Blue Eye with him was to unbelievable to comprehend. Kaiba somehow managed to gain control and focus on the task at hand. If he wanted to become the only owner of a Blue Eyes White Dragon he would have to beat this fool.
"I don't know how you got such a rare card but it won't make any difference. I have three Blue Eyes and I summon one now!" Kaiba's monster appeared with the same fanfare but people were still too stunned by Ranma's monster to notice. Ranma frowned. This didn't look good but he wasn't out yet.
"I set a monster in defense mode and set two cards face down. That will do it for my turn." Kaiba snorted at this.
"Get ready to loose some major points Ranma; first I'll use defense paralysis. All defense monsters are switched to attack and you can't defend for the rest of the game."
Ranma's monster was reviled to be Kanon the Sword Mistress[ 1400/1200] Next I'll summon the Lord of Dragons!" A man wearing dragon bones and robes appeared and growled. [1200/1000] but Kaiba wasn't done.
"Next I'll arm him with the Flute of Summoning Dragons, allowing me to summon two Dragons to the field. And I choose my other two Blue Eyes White Dragons!" Two more dragons appeared as the last had.
"Now you have three Dragons to deal with. Blue Eyes attack the sword mistress!" Ranma frowned as his life points were cut down.
{Kaiba 600 Ranma 400}
"But I'm not finished yet. You probably think that you can attack my Lord of dragons with your Blue eyes and wipe out my life point. Nice try but with this trap card that won't happen. It's called shift. If one of my monsters is the target of an attack I can shift it to another monster on my side of the field like my own Blue Eyes. Meaning you would just destroy your Blue Eyes and lose your best monster." Ranma grinned as he saw Kaiba set it down.
"Thanks Kaiba, that card has just ensured your defeat. First I draw from my deck." Okay lets hope that this heart of the cards thing works. Pulling the top card up he looked at it and smiled.
"First I lay this card face down and order my Blue Eyes to attack one of yours. Attack!" Kaiba looked on in puzzlement as both his and Ranma's Blue Eyes attacked and destroyed each other. But Ranma wasn't done yet.
"I also summon the Ax Raider in defense mode so I have a monster to protect my life points." Kaiba grinned.
"I see that the pressure has finally gotten to you. You forgot about my defense paralysis card. Your Ax Raider is switched to attack mode and now I'll end this duel!" Ranma growled in frustration as Kaiba started to laugh.
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Ukyou started to sigh; it looked like Ranma was going to lose this duel after all. At least he had tried to defend her and that counted right? Then she saw Ranma wink at her from up on his stand and she realized what he was doing. She gasped at the daringness of the plan but knew it had a good chance of succeeding. Now if only he had the right cards.
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"You've drawn your last pathetic card Ranma. Now I'll end this duel!"
"Ukyou's deck has no pathetic cards, but it does have several surprises. Do your worst."
"I will, Blue Eyes White Dragon, attack the Ax Raider and wipe out his life points!" the Monster dragon powered up it's attack and blasted it forward toward ranma's monster. But suddenly an old man holding a staff appeared and held out his hand to stop the attack and amazingly it did.
"What happened? Why didn't my attack hit." Ranma smirked and held up a trap card.
"You activated my trap card, Solemn Judgment. It allows me to switch the target of a magic, trap, or monster attack to a monster on your side of the field in exchange for half of my life points.
{Kaiba 600, Ranma 200}
And I think I'll target your Lord of Dragons." The ball of white energy reversed its course and flew towards the Lord of Dragons. Kaiba knew he had to act quickly or his life points would be finished.
"I activate Shift, and target my other Blue eyes white dragon." The ball changed direction a second time and blew up on contact with the Blue eyes. The two Blue Eyes Roared before they shattered like glass. Kaiba was stunned; all three of his best monsters had been destroyed by this mere rookie and it was now his turn. Ranma smiled an almost evil grin.
"Now I'll end this duel, I flip over my face down card to reveal Monster Reborn! And I choose to resurrect my Blue Eyes White Dragon!" A nimbus of light appeared on ranma's side of the field and his Blue Eyes was reborn in all of its glory.
"Attack his Lord of Dragon and wipe out his life points with WHITE LIGHTNING!!!"
{Kaiba 0, Ranma 400} ____________________________
Kaiba fell on his knees in disbelief, his cards scattered around him on the ground.
"How could you beat me, I'm the worlds greatest duelist. You're just a rookie." Ranma looked down at him with anger in his eyes.
"It doesn't matter if I'm a rookie or an expert like you. If you underestimate your opponent you've already lost half of the battle, and when you don't place your faith in the heart of the cards you lose the other half." He picked up the two pieces of Ukyou's card up and handed it to her.
"Here you go Uchan, back where it belongs." Kaiba smirked and then laughed.
"It won't do you any good. The official rules say that a card must not be significantly damaged to play. Either way my objective of never having it played against me has succeeded. And I swear I'll have my revenge on you and that bitch for this loss today." Ranma frowned. He's right what are we going to do now. Even if we have the pieces it's still just two useless pieces of paper. We went through all of that for nothing.
We'll worry about that later, right now we have more pressing business.
"Kaiba let me make thing perfectly clear. If you ever try to hurt Ukyou again we will duel, but not with cards." Most of the girls in the school yard started secretly wishing there boyfriends would defend them like that, while most of the boys secretly cursed Ranma for once again raising the bar.
Thanks Yami I have no idea how you did that. Yami smiled
You're the one that did all of the work. I just gave you a little coaching. But I'm not used to using so much power so soon after my awakening so I'm going to go rest now. Ranma felt Yami withdraw the power he had been using and put an arm around Ukyou's shoulder.
"How bout we go to your place Uchan. I think I burned a lot of calories during that duel." Ukyou felt a thrill of happiness rush through her. Ranma never acted this intimate in public before, usually because Akane would show up. Snuggling closer to his side she smiled.
"Sure Ranma, I'll make you a victory feast you'll never forget." All of a sudden a yell was heard from the doors of the school and a furious Akane Tendo stormed forth.
"Ranma you PERVERT!!! How dare you act that way with Ukyou in public? You're embarrassing me!"
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Yami sighed as he prepared to leave the area of Ranma's mind where he lived to go back to work. But before he could join he noticed that Ranma had everything under control. Sighing this time in relief he settled back into his lazy boy and popped open a beer before turning on ESPN. Spirits of ancient pharaohs are humans too after all.
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Akane had worked up a full head of steam and was ready to do a little summoning of her own involving a mallet.
"What do you have to say for yourself?!
"Nothing because I didn't do anything wrong."
"You're letting her drape herself all over you. I'm you fiancé and I'm telling you can't let her do that!"
"Correction, your one of my fiancés. Pops has engaged me to so many girls that I decided last night to give them all a fair shot and marry the one I love. If my honor is going to be ruined I want to at least be with the one I love. And just so you know Akane, you rank below Kodachi. Now if you'll excuse me I'm off to go celebrate my victory in my very first duel."
At this the school yard got deathly silent and Kaiba appeared in front of Ranma and grabbed him by the front of his shirt.
"What are you talking about! I'm the world's number one duelist and you beat me! You have to have been playing this game for years to have thought out such complex strategies!" Ranma shook his head.
"Nope, I never even knew what Duel Monsters was until this afternoon when Ukyou showed me her cards."
All of the people in the school yard and watching via internet and TV face faulted. Making the planet bob up and down. Kaiba's body turned to stone and then cracked before he fainted. Ignoring him Ranma once again put his arm around Ukyou's shoulder and steered her towards the front gates.
"We can pick up your winnings from Nabiki later, I'm absolutely starving."
Nabiki heard what he said and gasped. Two hundred yen at five hundred to one odds meant she owed Ukyou one hundred thousand yen! Almost all of what she had made from the duel.
"Ranma, I'll get you for this!"
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Over in Juban a certain sword wielding mother was doing the dance of joy. Not only had her son beaten the world champion but he also seemed to have a cute girlfriend as well. Akane was a nice girl but she had decided that she just wouldn't do for Ranma. The way she always fought with Ranko and lost her temper was appalling. She had been meaning to talk to Genma about it but he was never around when she came to visit. Instead of bringing her sword she brought her dueling deck, Ranma was obviously manly and maybe he would like to play against her. She then hurried down to the nearest bus stop. She was going to see Ranma today one way or another.
Authors notes.
This chapter was a lot harder then I thought with all of the formatting so my brain had moved to "Silly" mode towards the end. And this will be a Ranma Ukyou pair up so all of you Akane lovers can go off and be sick now because I really don't care what you think. As you can tell I'm not trying to use current Yugioh rules since it would be a lot of trouble to sacrifice monster, so I'm using the rules from the first season of the anime for now. I tried to make the cards as realistic and accurate as possible like I promised but I'm sure I got Youzanryu's points wrong and Solemn judgment may be incorrect as well. There's no need to email me about this but just know that I am sorry if that happened. Next time, Ranma has to duel for his life when he finally meets his mother. Send any C&C to animeprime1@hotmail.com
