Hi guys, sorry for the slow update but I haven't had time and school's just started up again. Thanks to my reviewers on the first chapter.
But here is chapter 2! Enjoy!

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto
Warning: Language due to Hidan

Deidara's P.O.V

'Yeah, nothing exciting as usual; no suspicious behaviour at the base or even when I went down to the local village to get my hair re-done. My hair was in total need of help since last time I let Tobi help me with my hair, because my man Sasori refused. Tobi not only bleached my hair, he got the blonde bleach everywhere, including my face. God, he is just so useless, hn! And annoying! Everyday it's like "Deidara-sempai this and Deidara-sempai that!" The worst thing he ever said to me though was "Deidara-sempai, you're so feminine, you look like a girl!" I mean seriously, hn! I definitely don't look like a girl and last time I checked I wasn't a girl either. And I'm NOT feminine. I'm very manly, hn. *sits there filing his nails* Hn, it's not like I do girly stuff like wearing make-up, playing with my hair or doing my nails or…*realises what he's doing* Oh my God! I…I really am feminine! Am…am I a girl?! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhh!'

Author's P.O.V

Deidara ran out of the room screaming (like a girl), whizzing past a confused looking Kisame and Sasori.

"Geez, what's with everyone today? First Itachi and now Deidara; both of them walked into the room fine and then came out of there completely different. Is that room like a torture room or something?" said Kisame. "It's entertaining though."

"Hmmmmm, true," the puppet master started. "Maybe it's their time of the month." The two shinobi stood there for a moment, staring at each other before Kisame burst out laughing.

"Most likely," he said, trying to contain his laughter.

Hidan's P.O.V

'Nothing interesting happened today, it was extremely boring like every other day in this shithole. The only entertainment I get is from Tobi annoying the crap out of Deidara. *grabs a cloth from inside his cloak and starts polishing his scythe* But I swear if Tobi fucking says "I'm a good boy" one more time, he'll become a very nice offering for Lord Jashin. It'd be nice and quiet without that twit running around the base and the rest of us can live happily ever after with rainbows and kittens and…what the fuck am I saying? *Comes close up to the camera and lights a cigarette* Look, forget I said that…that wasn't me, ok? *sits there smoking for a couple of minutes* Have you ever tried going out into town with a zombie? You can't pick up chicks when there's a fucking zombie with five hearts with you. It creeps the girls out. Oh and by the way, just so you know, Kakuzu is a BIG perv. Then again he is old and old men are bigger perverts. So watch out Konan, or even Deidara. Anyway later on, I know that you, Lord Pein and Konan the slut are going to watch this so don't let Kakuzu find out I said this shit, he would kill me…haha, not that he can anyway because I'm immortal and nothing can kill me! Yeah bitches! Mwhahaha…hahaha….haha…ha…'

Author's P.O.V

Kisame opened the door slightly to see Hidan sitting close up to the camera.

"What the fuck do you want, bluey? Can't you see I'm not done yet?"

"Dude, you've been in here for like 30 minutes now. Besides, dinner's ready," said Kisame. Suddenly, Tobi barges into the room.

"Hidan! Guess what?! Tobi set the table for dinner all by myself! I'm a good boy!" yelled an overexcited Tobi. Hidan looked back at the camera.

"Don't expect to see Tobi ever again," Hidan said in a pissed off voice at the camera.

"What do you mean that you'll never see Tobi again, Hidan?" asked a confused Tobi. Hidan stands up slowly, grabs his scythe and stares at Tobi with a slightly creepy and murderous look.

"It means I'm going to kill you, you shithead! Come here!" Hidan runs for Tobi who takes that as his hint to run for his life.

-In the kitchen-

Deidara sat at the table trying to act cool and trying to keep whatever manly pride he had left after what happened today.

"Hey Deidara, what's going on with you today? You came out of that room screaming, ran into yours and chucked out your hair products, make-up, your hair straightener and nail products and nail files. Kisame told me what happened. Are you all right?" asked a concerned Konan. Kisame had also told Itachi about Deidara's experience so Kisame and Itachi were standing in the kitchen, listening to Konan and Deidara's conversation and trying to contain their laughter.

"I don't want to talk about it. It was nothing, hn," Deidara replied to Konan. Kisame and Itachi couldn't hold it in anymore. They burst out laughing.

"It was nothing? As if dude, you came out of that room screaming like a little girl!" Kisame said. This caused a louder laugh to erupt from Itachi. Fuming, Deidara stood up so fast that his chair fell backwards.
"Like you can laugh Itachi, hn! You were just as bad! Fast walking out of the room with a tear running down your face!" yelled Deidara. Itachi had stopped laughing and was now death glaring at Deidara.

"One more word and I will kill you," Itachi said murderously.

"What are you gonna do, hn? Run off to Sasuke and ask for his help, hn? Oh wait, that's right, he doesn't LOVE YOU!" Itachi activated his sharingan and started to advance towards Deidara. Deidara reached for his detonating clay.

"Boys! Stop it!" shouted Konan. "So what if Deidara screams like a girl, even though it's weird, and so what if Sasuke doesn't love Itachi, I mean come on; he's a freaking bastard out to kill you, Itachi. So suck it up princesses! Let's just forget about it and eat." Itachi deactivated his sharingan but still death glared Deidara who muttered "Damn Uchiha" under his breath. Everyone was eating peacefully at the table except for Tobi who had mysteriously disappeared.
"Hidan, where's Tobi?" asked Sasori.

"I don't know who gives a fuck?" Hidan replied.

"Well, last time I saw him, you were chasing him around yelling 'I'm going to kill you little fucker'."

"And, your point is Sasori?"

"No reason," said the Red head.

"Exactly, so shut your bloody mouth!" yelled Hidan. The Akatsuki ate in silence for the rest of dinner.

Oooooooo...what's happened to Tobi? What's Hidan hiding? Hidan's P.O.V was a little bit weird, I have to admit when I wrote it myself, but he's still foul mouthed. Anyway, hope you enjoyed this chapter. The next chapter should be uploaded soon. :)