Diary entry: 2/17/08

Dear diary,

OMFG….Australian boy bands are the cutest things in the world besides my Kyo chan!! There's this band called McFly and they are sooo awesomieeee! Well, there's this one song called "All About You" I was singing it thinking about you know who, sigh…..

I was humming the song when I went past the third music room and then Frenchie popped out from the doors….he looked high….'-' He was like, " Is that Mcfly's All About You?!"

I raised my eyebrows in surprise and embarrassment and was about to tell him that he musta been drinking some moonshine, but I was curious and wanted to know what would happen, so I said yeeeeeeesssssss with my smexy evil grin. What happened next would scar my teenage life forever. He grasped my beautiful emo cloak and tugged me into his fragranced chest and twirled me in his arms…I thought, If this were Kyouya, I'd think I were in heaven…but this isn't Kyouya... sooo…

"You FRUITY BASTARD! What do you think your doing to a fellow straight person???" I said with vigor; I really am the best actor . He put me down and looked at me with his violet eyes with tears in the corners. I brushed the grime off of me (although it smelled awfully nice…I wonder what Kyo chan would smell like?)

I think he mumbled something like "I …I just was so happy that I thought I found someone to talk to about Danny Jones and his wonderful….ect" that's all I got. After that, he went into the corner next to the double doors and grew some TAMAKI mushrooms. He offered me some saying that it goes well with soup, but I declined scared that he had murderous intents; let me tell you, that wasn't the first time I've dealt with poisonous fungi. Okay, I'm gonna go now; Kirimi wants to eat chocolate éclairs with me! She also wants me to explain why I don't have a girlfriend…I have to go and explain the theory of "How the Square Turned into a Circle". K, byebye--

Kyouya's Private Study: Ahh…Danny Jones, one day I will become successful, rich and powerful and you will fall for me for certain!! Oh… wait... I've already accomplished that…GOSH DARN IT!

(Kyouya's servant) "Master Ohtori, is there something that displeases you?"

"Yeah, go get me a hot Australian, SOB!"

"Eh? Cough cough ahem, I mean, excuse me?"

"Crap…didn't mean to say that out loud…"

Moral of the story: Hot Australian boy bands are every Japanese boy's fantasy jk….not"