Heeeeeey guys! I apologize for the long wait. It was unintentional. However, my life is crazy. Literally. Like, everyday I have something going on. If it's not working, then it's hanging out with friends or family stuff. My free time is few and precious.
Disclaimer: No ownie anything you read below. Except me. Jess owns herself. But I have her permission to use her! So its all good. :D
Chapter Two:
Jess and I exchanged a look. We were living our dream. Standing right there, right in front of us, was the teenage mutant ninja turtles. We didn't know how we got here and we didn't know why. However, that was irrelevant. We were here. That was all that mattered to us.
Jess giggled and pointed at Donatello. "You're...hehe.. you're..."She couldn't barely speak. The giggles were turning into laughter. Pure, hysterical laughter. "You're Donatello!" She finally managed to shout.
A look of pure disbelief spread onto the turtle's faces. Jessica and I, however, were not paying attention. I turned to Leonardo, and pointed at him. "And.. hehe... you're Leonardo!"
Jessica and I squealed in excitement and began jumping up and down. The turtle's didn't seem to know how to respond. They never met something like this. Two girl who appeared out of no where and did not seem to fear them. Instead, they seemed overjoyed to see them, and they knew their names.
Raph scowled and held up his sais threateningly. "How do you know their names?" He snarled.
I smirked. "Put the weapons away, Raphie! We're just two innocent girls. There's no way we could hurt you." I said and Jessica laughed even harder.
He seemed unconvinced however. None of this added up to them. How in the world could we know their identity? It made no sense to the red banded terrapin and I could see his confusion. Even if he hid it behind his angered mask.
"You heard the girl, Raphie, put the weapons up! It's clear they're not going to hurt us." Mikey said, coming to our aid. Jess and I giggled when he winked over at us. "It's clear we got ourselves a couple of fangirls."
Raph huffed and glared and his orange banded brother. "Mikey, what in the world are you talking about? We don't know what kind of threat these girls could be." He tried to reason.
I turned to Jess and began slapping her shoulder repeatedly. It was something my friends were used to. I did it when I got excited about something. "Jess! He's thinks we're a threat! This is so awesome!" I squealed.
Jessica nodded back enthusiastically. "I never knew I was a threat! This is awesome! Look, look! Jessie! The turtles! Look! The turtles are standing over there!" She laughed while shaking my shoulders.
"I know!" I exclaimed, jumping up and down once more followed suit. Together, we began to squeal like a couple of fangirls. Which was exactly what we were.
"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!" I suddenly sang/shouted out. Jessica giggled and joined, "Nananananana, turtles count it off! One! Two! Three! Four!"
"Turtles! Mutant chain reaction!"
"Living underground."
"Ninjitsu action."
"It's a shell of a town."
"Turtles count it off!"
I laughed and spun around in a circle before singing the next line. "One! Live by the code of the martial arts!"
"Two! Never fight unless, someone else starts!"
"Three! Always stick together no matter what!"
"Four! If all else fails, then it's time to kick butt!"
Together, we bother begin our singing/ shouting of our favorite line in the theme song. "I love being a-! I love being a-! I love being a turtle! Teenage mutant ninja turtles!"
"There's no one better!" Jess sang at the top of her lungs. I giggled and then made a funny face while singing in a low, evilish voice. "Watch out for Shredder!"
We giggled again. "There like no other! They're teenage brothers!"
"One! Two! Three! Four!" I started first before winking at Jess who repeated the line. "One! Two! Three! Four!
"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! Turtles! Turtles!" We ended together before we collapsed on the ground together and began giggling uncontrollably.
I looked up at the turtles, who were giving us the strangest looks. None of them knew what to make of us or what to even do. They just seemed... lost.
"Who are you girls?" Leonardo finally asked. They also seemed to have determined that we weren't a threat and had put their weapons away. Raph had his hand on his though, a silent warning if we were going to attack. That itself was laughable.
"Hehe. My name is Jessica!" I said, practically singing my reply. Leonardo blinked before nodding and turning to my friend. She giggled. "My name is Jessica!"
The turtles frowned. "Wait...both you're names are Jessica?" Donnie asked. We snickered to each other before nodding simultaneously. "Interesting."
I couldn't help but once again look around the lair. It was incredible that we were here. Everything looked exactly like what was shown in the series. I had the urge to just run around the room and squeal. I wanted to touch everything that the guys have.
One look at Jess and I knew she was thinking the same thing. So with a mischievous smirk, we began to squeal and laugh and scream while running around the lair.
The turtles just stood there, completely dumbfounded and unsure of how to respond. This was something they had never come acrossed before. Destructive gangs and blood thirsty ninjas, they could deal with those no problems. However, two girls, roughly their age, attractive, and unafraid of them was something they were completely lost with. Especially crazy fangirls.
"What is going on in here."
The stern voice that belonged to none other that Master Splinter had Jessica and I freezing where we stood. Master Splinter stood in front of his door, tail whipping behind him irate. He leaned against his staff and eyed everyone in the room.
"Master Splinter." Leonardo bowed, his brothers following suit. I exchanged a quick glance with Jessica before we both bowed as well. "I apologize for all the noise, Master. We came home from our run to find these girls here. We're unsure how they got here or why." He explained to his father and master.
I gulped before stepping forward. "Master Splinter. My name is Jessica Woods and she's my best friend, Jessica Lawrence. We're also unsure on how we got here and why. You see, we woke up here on the couch." I explained.
Master Splinter eyed me curiously, a thoughtful look on his face. "Interesting." He muttered.
"That's not all. They seem to know who all of us is." Raphael said, his face hardened with a glare. Master Splinter raised an eyebrow and sent Jess and I a questioning glance.
I shrugged, almost helplessly before smiling widely. My reservation was gone and suddenly, I felt like a fan girl once more. "Jess! Jess! It's daddy!" I squealed while poking her side. Jess giggled and squealed.
"Daddy!" We shouted together before running towards the rat, much to everyone's surprise. They didn't have time to react before we threw our arms around him and hugged him tight. Splinter gasped in sudden surprise.
"Master Splinter!" Leonardo yelled. I heard genuine fear in his voice before he realized we we're just hugging him. Again, how silly would it be to attack Master Splinter! It was seriously laughable to even think about!
Master Splinter sputtered in surprise before tapping our arms to release him. We did so while giggling in happiness. This was incredible! Jess and I had always admired Master Splinter and even thought of him as a father figure. Daddy was something we would always call him, no matter where we were and who was around us.
"Ahem. Please girls, can you calm yourselves." Master Splinter asked sternly. We both nodded while biting our lips and smiling cheerfully. "Now. Please explain to me how you know about my sons and my existence."
Jessica looked over at me and I shrugged. There was no point in lying to him, he would know. Master Splinter was like a living lie detector. The best thing to do was tell him the truth. However, would he accept the truth.
"Well... you see, sir... Jess and I, well, we're not from here..." I start, trailing off at the end. Master Splinter raised an eyebrow and gestured for me to continue. "Right. Well, you see... Jess and I are from a..."
"A different dimension! Like, another world where you guys don't technically exist. You're famous though because you're a popular TV show, movie, and comic book series. Jess and I are HUGE fans of you guys! Like, we know everything to know about this series!" Jessica finished quickly and excitedly.
All the guys, including Master Splinter, stared at us blankly. None of them seemed to have a response to that. Who would though? What Jess just explained was completely and totally impossible. Heck, I didn't understand it myself.
"You're...from a different dimension?" Leo asked, unsure. I chuckled slightly and shrugged a shoulder. "Basically yeah. Crazy huh?"
"Crazy?! More like impossible! C'mon Master Splinter, they've got to be lying!" Raph shouted angrily. Jessica stood up straight and whirled around to glare at him. I giggled, knowing exactly what was about to happen. Jessica had always wanted to go off on Raph. It was her dream.
"Listen buddy, Jess and I are a bunch a things- crazy, weird, strange, funny, amazingly awesome! But a liar ain't one of them! So don't you DARE accuse us of being one. Especially since you don't even know us! We woke up, on that couch, this morning with no clue what's going on or if we can even get home. All we know is we fell asleep on her couch and woke up here." Jessica finished her rant with a sneer. Then she turned to me and giggled. "I've always wanted to do that!"
I chuckled. "I know girl, I know."
Raph stood there with a dumbfounded look on his face that quickly turned into one of rage. "Listen here, you little bit-"
"RAPHAEL!" Master Splinter angrily cut him off. Raphael shrank back at the look of disappointed anger on his sensei's face. "We do not talk to guests like that, especially not young women. I am very disappointed in you."
"Sensei! You can't seriously tell me you believe them? The whole thing is completely ridiculous and not to mention impossible!" Raph exclaimed in disbelief. Master Splinter shook his head and sighed, pinching the bridge of her nose.
"Raphael, the girls have given me no reason to believe that they are lying. In fact, by the way the are acting early, I believe wholeheartedly that they are from a different dimension. You are to treat them with respect. Understood?" Master Splinter chastised.
Raph huffed, rolling her eyes. "Yeah, whatever. Understood." He replied. He crossed his arms and pushed past us. "I'm going out." He said before disappearing from the lair.
Jessica and I exchanged looks and just shrugged. Master Splinter sighed and shook his head. "I apologize for my son's behavior." Master Splinter began but Jessica and I simply waved him off. We were used to Raphael's behavior. After all, we are huge turtle fans! "Donatello. Do you think you could build something that could send these girls home?"
Donnie shrugged. "I can try. However, inter-dimensional travel is tricky and extremely flawed. If I'm not careful, I could end up sending them to a whole different dimension or perhaps time. Or, worst case scenario, I could erase them completely." Donnie explained. He didn't look to sure about this.
"I trust you to figure out a solution. Ladies, you are welcomed to stay here until something else can be arranged. I am going back to my room. Try to keep the noise down." Master Splinter advised, am amused glint in his eyes. Then he turned around and walked back into his room.
Jess and I waved after him until the door slid shut before erupting into more giggles and turning to the guys. "So, what now?" I asked with a grin. "Can we get a tour!? Please! Please! Please!" I begged along with Jessica.
The three remaining guys all exchanged looks. They looked so lost and unsure how to continue. It was actually really cute. "Wait! Jess! We're forgetting something!" I exclaimed.
Jess looked confused for a second before understanding dawned on her face. She smirked. "Yes! Yes we are!"
"GLOMP!" We shouted simultaneously.
We ran forward and jumped at our favorite turtles. I glomped Leonardo, taking him down to the ground while Jess did the same thing to Donnie. The two let out shouts of surprise while Jessica and I laughed from our positions on top of them.
"Hey!" Mikey said and we turned our attention to him. "What about me?"
Jess and I grinned before jumping up and simultaneously glomping Mikey. Mikey yelped before laughing with us. Donnie and Leo looked confused but a second later they also began laughing with us.
Imagine three mutant turtles and two teenage girls laying on the ground of a sewer home laughing hysterically. Oh yeah, it's awesome.
And there you go, chapter two! I hope that was worth the wait! And yes, I need some reviews to move on! Next chapter, April and Casey get to meet our incredibly insane fangirls!