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Dietlinde Eckhart groggily opened her eyes. Sunlight shone through the blinds, dimly illuminating the room. The chirping of birds rang through her ears like a really annoying fire alarm.
Slowly, she sat up, stretched and yawned, and got out of bed. She then made her way to the bathroom, where she looked into the mirror and...
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!"
...died.
END
For a future chapter, I'll be including cameos of anyone who wants to be in it! Ed and/or Envy fangirls are highly encouraged! Just give a brief description of yourself, anything you might want to say to Eckhart before you kill her, and your weapon of choice! (This is gonna be fun.)