I don't own D. Grey Man in any way, shape or form. Just a fan of the series.
Hey guys I'm back! Thanks to your reviews, I realized I should get updating with this. I'm sorry about the wait. I've been really busy with my 3 hour swim team sessions and summer school. I kid you not, my teacher talks like a dail tone. Meaning, it makes you want to fall asleep. -.- Lord, save me now.
This chapter's argument between Allen and Kanda is based on an awesome car ride I had with my swim team friends and one of their crazy older sisters. Enjoy, read and review always! ~Nonumaru
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"What is that movie about?" Lenalee asked. "Is it about singers?"
"Well…." Allen began. At least, until Lavi cut in.
"Oooooohh~ It is about this fat lady, and an asian girl who ate her twin in the womb-"
"What the hell?!" Lenalee gasped.
But Lavi just kept on going, "-Two prissy white girls who think that they're the shit, and a girl DJ."
The pigtailed teen's mouth was agape. "Alright, you said there was a DJ involved. I have to watch this thing now. Can you go get it for us Allen?"
The albino smiled, "Yeah, sure."
"Che, that's a fucking bad idea." Kanda sneered, a blanket now covering his torso.
"Now what would you mean by that Kanda?" Allen asked, eyebrows scrunched together. "I am perfectly capable of getting the movie myself, and some snacks for us as well."
"Well, in case you hadn't noticed Moyashi, you are capable of having a screwed as fuck sense of direction, and eating habits like a pig."
"Hey! That's not true!" He was standing now, defiantly.
"Is."
"Is not!"
"Is."
"Is not!"
A pillow slammed into the ground, scattering feathers and shit everywhere. "GUYS!"
Both of them turned towards her. "What?" they asked in unison.
Lenalee sighed. "Kanda, if you are so worried about getting this done, go with Allen."
"Oh hell no." She held up her clipboard, ready to strike. "Damn you woman." So, with one quick clench of a fist, he grabbed the white haired teen's shirt and forcefully dragged him out the door. He yelped and screamed all the way.
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Well, of course Kanda had to eventually let the other teen go. He needed the extra pair of arms to carry all of the crap the others wanted. Lavi's list was probably longer than Allen's.
The white-haired exorcist turned to glance at the samurai as they exited the cafeteria. Thoughts ran through his mind on whether or not to initiate small talk. "Hey Kanda?"
The raven's sigh sounded more like a grunt. "What Moyashi?"
"Why don't you like sweet things?" Allen asked.
The man beside him stiffened. "Why do you care?"
"I was just wondering."
"Wait a second idiot. Where the hell are we going?" They were so absorbed in their conversation that they hadn't the faintest idea where they were walking. As a result, they were aimlessly wandering the corridors of some unknown floor. Kanda glared at Allen. "It's all your fucking fault."
"Hey! It's as much mine as it is yours! Now we have got to find our way back. Wait a minute…" the white haired exorcist pondered. "I remember seeing an abandoned fountain on the way here."
Kanda deadpanned. "Are you fucking serious?"
"What?"
"There's one on the second floor but it sure as shit isn't abandoned," the samurai explained.
"Yeah there is!" Allen persisted. With his free hand, he dragged Kanda down the passageway and up a flight of stairs. "Now we've got to take a right."
"No Moyashi, it's a left. Don't you realize that your sense of direction and eyesight aren't very good?"
"Fuck you!"
"Touche twat."
*45 minutes later*
"See! IT'S THE ABANDONED FOUNTAIN!"
Kanda pointed towards the solid concrete penny bucket. "It is not abandoned you fucker. There is a nun sitting right there. Are you blind to everything but akuma or what?"
"Blockhead."
"Dingbat."
The old nun's eyes turned blood red at being looked over as unimportant. She turned to face the two agonizingly slow. Finally, she spoke, "What did you just say in my presence?"
Allen's mouth dropped to the floor. For the first time in his life, Kanda felt deathly afraid. The only thing they could manage out was an "Eehh?… "
"You heard me you brats!" she screeched. "Do you realize that you are sinning in god's presence."
"Eehehean…"
"I will make you pay for what you've done."
"EeeeeeeEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKK!"
"No you dipshit, run!" the Raven grabbed the albino's arm swiftly. He ran through the corridors as fast as he knew how with all that weight he was holding. Allen was right on his heels.
A little breathless while running, Allen said brokenly, "I hope… ah… you realize this isn't helping us… get back to the sleepover."
The samurai shrugged in indifference. "Do you… uh think I care? Lenalee made me go. Do you know how… impossible she makes it for you to say no?" he replied, grunting as they rounded a corner.
Allen sighed. "Sadly yes."
Surprisingly, without knowing it, they had made it to their destination. Allen was still screaming about the "abandoned" fountain and the creepy lady, which didn't help with Kanda's temper. Once the samurai had gotten the other to shut up, they knocked on the door for entrance. Only god knew how many bolts Lenalee had on the door to keep her brother out.
After a momentary pause, Allen looked over to Kanda and blurted, "We make a pretty good team you know?"
The raven crossed his arms, averting his eyes. "Tch. Shuddup."
"Who is it?" Lenalee called.
"Allen and Kanda with the goods."
She laughed. "Ok, I'm unlocking the door."
It took five long minutes for Lenalee to "unlock" the door. However, when it was opened, they couldn't believe their eyes.
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Hope you liked my cliffhanger. Until next time yo! XD