Disclaimer: I do not own Love Hina.
Pretend?
Chapter 2: DECISIONS
Thoughts: 'peanut butter'
Speech: "jelly time"
(A/N: I suck I know that. For some reason I cannot get going and write this fic. Well thanks for the reviews and I shall try to use your suggestion in this story.)
We find ourselves in a 175 year old Japanese mansion. This giant building had enough rooms that it could match the Hinata all girls dorm and more. All the rooms were very spacious and could easily hold five people comfortably. Through this age of modernization the building kept its elegant look to it. The many walls filled with historic hand painted drawings ranging from a young gorgeous woman to the beauty of the sunset. Any true lover of history would be on the floor with seizure because of so much history stuffed into this building. For its age the building was in very good condition. This mansion belonged to none other than Mutsumi's family. The building was passed to eldest child of the next generation and had been done so from its being built.
In the court yard of the building we find almost every one who lived in the town. Including our favorite girls dorm manager Keitaro who at the moment is trying to not go on a rampage through all the history surrounding him. 'Man I need to ask Mutsumi if I could back here when this is all over.' Soon after his stomach reminded him of his original mission. When reaching the table he sweat dropped because before him was every dish known to man that included watermelon. 'God help any one that came here that is allergic to watermelon. Anyways now its time to fill my belly with food. Oh GOD I am starting to sound like Su.' After the chill down his back subsided he started to eat. After sufficiently stuffing himself he allowed his eyes to wonder. 'WOW Naru was right her parents went all out on this thing.'
The entire courtyard looked as if it jumped back into the time of the Roman power with the addition of many turtle statues. Giant pillars were holding up the major tent that covered the dance floor, the food (very important), and the Keitaro's family that is 'aunt' Haruka, Mutsumi's family surprisingly (that family is huge! Poor woman) , and of course Keitaro and Mutsumi.
The smaller pillars were holding up the smaller tents. The tents had a clay color look to them to give of the impression of a real roof. Witch was covering the rest of the town with smaller tents. The Roman them was picked out by Mutsumi herself because she the statues.
As Natsumi enters the courtyard after her talk with a certain priest she spots Keitaro and makes her way towards him. Her thoughts are focused on two people and there current situation. 'I wonder how he is going to react to this? He'll probably faint and wake up not believing its an think it was a dream. Yeah that's sounds about right knowing Keitaro's.
When she gets to Keitaro she asks for him to follow her. Once inside a random room she takes a breath and then…
"Keitaro so are you having a good time" said Natsumi with a weak smile 'better take this slowly'
"Yeah, who wouldn't"
"And Thank you again for helping my daughter it must be a bother to do this"
"No problem, I am having a fun time doing this any ways."
"That's good to hear." She pauses and gulps. "So Keitaro what do you think of Mutsumi."
"Uh … well she is a sweat girl that any guy would love to have and I am sure it will not be to long before she finds someone" Keitaro said with a strong blush on his face.
"So what would you say if you really were married to Mutsumi." Natsumi said while looking at the ground waiting for him to faint, but it never came. When she looked up Keitaro was paler than a ghost. "Um Keitaro" she said snapping her fingers in front of him.
"Huh I though you just said I was really married to Mutsumi." Keitaro said with a creepy smile
"I did"
"O.." Well can I ask you for a favor and then I am good to go"
"OK, What is it". Then she hears a click and sees a gun"
"Here I want you to shoot me between the eyes"
"Keitaro are you.."
"You are saving me from a gruesome death. Believe me If Motoko or Nauru hear of this", "Lets just say I better like eating out of a straw"
"Come on Keitaro, you don't have to exaggerate"
"NANI, have you seen them when I run around. I can guarantee that here will be a whole in the roof within 10 minutes"
"Keitaro be a man about this"
"Alright I will but if you excuse me for a minute, I will be right back"
He leaves the room and after five minutes he comes back with his luggage.
"Alright make the announcement in 10 minutes, by that time, I should be at the airport. I don't know where I am safe or when I will be back, but as long as I am far for away from things two, I will be safe I Hope "Keitaro says and is about to leave when….
Natsumi's had it, she can't take it.
"KEITARO URASHIMA SIT DOWN!"
"Yes ma'm" which he promptly sit down
"First of all, how do you think Mutsumi's going to feel when she notices that you're gone and how will this help her condition"
"Well I never thought…"
"That's right, you are only thinking of yourself, and secondly, what makes you think Naru won't follow you."
"Ahh. I really didn't think about that" Inside his head 'GOD I hate you with a passion o so very much and I promise you will pay'
GOD has now fallen out of his chair laughing saying "this is the best job in the world"