for once in my life i've written more chapters a head of time...
posting depends on what y'all have to say
Cora Hale wrote on Derek Hale's wall
30 minutes ago
Wait so is Allison our cousin now?
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Allison Argent: Hi Cora, I guess since you've been away Derek has failed to fill you in, we as a pack have decided to ignore whatever it is my father and your uncle are doing no matter how hard they try and rub it in our faces :)
Derek Hale: Pretty much what she said….
Cora Hale: yall are seriously no fun
Peter Hale: and this is why cora is my favorite
Cora Hale: awh I love you too uncle creeper xoxo
Peter Hale: I take that back -.-
Peter Hale
1 hour ago
Going to ignore all the negative people trying to ruin my good mood and enjoy this nice day cleaning the whole house
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Scott McCall: Maybe you should clean up the loft a little bit… I guess Derek didn't get the neat side of the Hale genes
Peter Hale: He has Stiles for that, what other reasons are there to keep the runt around
Scott McCall: …
Peter Hale: nvm don't answer that
Chris Argent: Peter must you always act so childish? Stop whining on Facebook and answer your phone
Peter Hale: Scotty did you say something? Hmm thought I heard something
Chris Argent: Really Peter? Really? I'll be visiting the Sheriff while you learn to act your age
Chat
From: Stiles Stilinski - To: Derek Hale
SS: Can I come over?
DH: um sure? Why didn't you just text or call me?
SS: Left my phone in the living room rather not go back for it,
there's a seriously pissed off Argent talking with my dad
all I heard was something about Peter, sping cleaning, shitty pop music,
and withholding sex… Please save my poor ears D:
DH: whatever, just bring food
SS: you got it sourwolf :D on my way with pizza eta:30 minutes
Yes this is a crack fic so yes everyone is meant to be OOC