kids can be a pain in the neck and toys and games aren't helping teens on the other hand don't even get me started on teens lol
SSBB Ep2 Ch2 Life Is Just A Box Of Kids And Nothing Else
The Next Day At The Roy House Morning
It was 5:00am and Roy was still sleeping then Joy snuck in and then she jumped on his bed
"WAKE UP DAD WAKE UP" Joy yelled
Roy opened his eyes rolled to the floor and grabbed his sword and got up ready to fight he saw Joy with her sword too blocking his attack
"you've gotten better young sword master" Roy said pretending
"hehehe I made breakfast" Joy said smiling
she skipped into the fancy kitchen after putting on his clothes Roy sat at the table and Joy came in carrying a plate of waffles and syrup on her head and coffee on the other hand then she set them on the table Roy then ate while Joy ate cereal
"dad who's my mom" Joy asked
"uhh well uh I'll tell you when your older" Roy said
"please tell me I'm 12" Joy said
"its Marth" Roy said
"WAIT Marth as in Martin's dad he's my brother" Joy said shocked
"yeah" Roy said
At School
"Mike you should stop being so bad" Nit said worried
Mike and Nit were outside then Lucus came
"hey Nit and Mike how many times are you gonna get in trouble today" Lucus asked joking around
"ha ha very funny why don't you say that again and prey to god I won't take you to hell" Mike said holding up his heavy sword
then Mike was gonna swing but then Martin came and blocked his attack with his sword
"oh hey Martin" Mike said putting down his sword
Joy walked past them Martin suddenly walked up to her Mike got mad
"what's wrong ,Mike" Nit said
"nothing GOD NIT STOP WORRYING OR YOU'LL DIE AND GO TO HELL" Mike yelled
"hi Joy what's wrong" Martin asked
"hi brother" Joy said smiling
"wait what" Martin said confused
after Joy told him everything Martin told Mike
"THANK GOD" Mike yelled
"he can be weird" Nit said to Martin
Toon Link came suddenly he was in the air and his sword pointed down to Mike
"DIE"! Toon Link yelled
Mike dodged
"WHAT WAS THAT FOR TOON DUDE" Mike yelled angry
oh no oh no oh no my brother is gonna die Nit thought
"YOU BASTARD HOW DARE YOU BITCH" Toon Link yelled swinging his sword at Mike
"STOP" Mike yelled but Toon Link didn't stop
"I SAID STOP" Mike yelled
his eyes turned red he pined Toon Link down to the ground with his foot he grabbed his sword but then Nit pushed him
"STOP YOU KNOW BETTER MIKE YOU BETTER STOP YOU LITTLE BASTARD OR YOUR GOING TO GO TO HELL I'D RATHER HAVE THAT STUPID LINK AS MY BROTHER THAN YOU AND ITS ALL IKE'S FAULT YOU'RE A STUPID BITCH SON OF A BASTARD"Nit yelled
everyone froze
Martin froze
Mike froze
and Toon Link froze
Nit took heavy breathes
"Nit"? Mike said
he started crying
is he proud that I protected him from going to jail and Zelda killing us cause we killed her son Nit thought
Mike hugged Nit
"I'm so happy you finally used cuss words" Mike said crying happily
oh brother Nit thought
After Mike Stopped Crying
"So why are you mad at me Toon Dude" Mike said
"I found out that Pit married my mom but then Ike came along" Toon Link said
"so" Mike said
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN SO PIT IS BETTER THAN LINK" Toon Link yelled
"its ok" Nit said cheering him up
"yeah I mean-well-their has to be some kind of bright side to this Nit you tell him" Mike said
"well you wouldn't be here" Nit said
"well that's true" Toon Link said
At A Bar
"Hey who am I again" Link said holding a glass of beer
"dude chillz out brother" Marth said
"hey" Link said
"what da ya want dude" Marth said
"what time is it" Link said
"uhh maybe time to die or 3:33pm why" Marth said
"oh weren't we supposed to pick up Mike, Mit I mean Nit and Toon Link and the other one Martin right"? Link said
"WAIT WHAT LET'S GO" Marth said getting up
"dude sit and chill like the hippies say time doesn't matter" Link said
"hippies said that"? Marth said
"no some ugly hobo that lives behind the kids' school" Link said
"WHAT COME ON" Marth said getting up and grabbing Link and dragging him.
Outside The School 3:34pm
"WHERE ARE THOSE IDIOTS" Mike yelled
"maybe dad dragged Marth into another bar" Toon Link said
"my dad would never dri-wait is that why I was born in a bar" Martin asked
everyone stared at him and stepped one step backwards then all of a sudden a car came near them but fast the car window opened
"come on hop in" Marth said
the window closed the kids hoped in the back Toon Link sat in the middle Martin to his right and Mike to his left and in the backer was Nit by himself in the back Nit took out his diary and wrote
Dear Diary
Today was great
oh no I forgot if I die today it will be
because of Marth and Link
the
drunk
driving
dummies
after that Nit looked out the window and saw Young Zelda (Young Link's daughter) he opened the window
"hey Young Zelda hop in" Nit yelled
why did I do that stupid stupid stupid Nit thought
Marth stopped the red van and Young Zelda went in she sat to Nit's right (Nit was in the middle)
"so how's your dad liking his name" Nit said
"he still hates it" Young Zelda said
"I would hate it I mean you're a sword dude and your name is Young Link and your 23 yeah I would SO hate my name" Mike said
Nit looked out the left window and Young Zelda looked out the right
I like Nit but how do I tell him why does he have to be such a cute angel Young Zelda thought
At Toon Link's House Sleepover
everyone even Young Zelda was in Toon Link's room
"so lets go on Youtube" Young Zelda said
she typed in SSBB and she found Lucky Brawl they all watched
"NO WAY my dad can't be that cute" Nit said
"HOW DARE YOU my dad doesn't look like a girl" Mike said
"are those the Mountain Climbers' dad and aunt" Toon Link asked
(the Mountain Climbers are the Ice Climbers' kids (the boy's)
"is that Pimpachu's and Chekachu's dad" Martin asked
(Pimpachu and Chekachu are Pikachu's kids)
"wow Nit I see where you get your cuteness from" Young Zelda said
"what" Nit asked confused
"nothing" Young Zelda said
"WHATEVER LETS PARTY CRANK UP THE TUNES" Mike yelled
"TOON LINK KEEP IT DOWN YOU LAZY KID" Zelda yelled
"KIDZ WILL BE KIDZ" everyone yelled.
Mike:PARTY!