Defensive Chicken
I clutched the controls as my boy and I rode through the tunnel ahead of a Talon in pursuit. Why does Aerrow always have to do this to me? And why does Attila always have to stay in my cockpit? Is it because it has "cock" in the name? Whatever the reason, she was taking up all the room for my tools!
Then I heard Aerrow shout, "Radarr, defensive maneuvers!"
I let loose a queer grin. Perfect! Oh, Attila! I chirped, reaching into my cockpit and pulling her out. Want to do me a favor? Attila's eyes were as round as saucers as I turned around and launched her at the Talon. Her beak and talons connected with the Cyclonian's face. She had realized what I wanted of her and now she tried to beat the Talon to a pulp in mid-air before she was shoved out of his face and off the Switchblade. She continued to cluck threats at the Talon as he crashed into the wall.
I squawked in laughter. Maybe having a chicken for a stalker isn't so bad after all.
That's right! Another Radarr/chicken pairing! I know, I'm insane. Any suggestions for the next animal I should do? Please review!