Camp Happy

Chibi Ra-Ra: :Siiiiigh: I must be really tired…on the last chapter I forgot to put an end note…TT I feel pathetic… any way, here we go again. This chapter is –or I was aiming for it to be- more random…but over half of this I made up last night XDD sooo…Enjous? (Credit to my 9-year-old brother)

Chibi Kai-Kai: WOO! CHAPTER TWO! This fics already sucks really bad and its gunna end up sucking more…BUT READ IT ANYWAY!! 'Cause there's yaoi…sorta…more "Kumquat"-y…Ra-Ra's idea of smex… or lemon.../lime/strawberry…/EVERY FRUIT IN TEH WORLD!!! …Except for banana…

Disclaimer: Disclaimer to everything. The End.

-The 2nd Day at Camp-

"Hey, Gaara? You got a sec? I want to tell you something," Neji said, blushing.

Gaara raised an 'eyebrow', "What about?"

"Gaara…I…I love you…"

Gaara was in shock!

Neji blushed a deep crimson! (WHAP! BAM! HURT! XD)

-Background changes to some house like in soap operas-

"I never knew you had such feelings for me!" Gaara said, holding Neji's hands in his own.

"But do you love me? I must know!!" Neji said, weeping –oh, so- femininely.

Gaara was about to speak when Kakashi cut in: "OH!! This is like the three-hundred twenty-second episode of "Kiss Me, You Must"!! When Synthia finds out Derek loves her, then told him she was a man! Derek later realizes he loves a man, -making him gay- and-"

"SHUUSH!!" Lee yelled softly, "It's getting to the best part!!!"

"…"

-Fart noise- (Anyway, back to the camp background)

"Neji…How long have you had these feelings?"

"Since I saw that porn video of you…I'm sorry, I stole it from that box labeled 'eye liner'… although all 600 different colors of black did make me dizzy…"

"You found that?"

"Yes, but why would you do that?"

"Because I'm nasty!" Gaara said, reaching his hand for Neji's crotch. "And tonight…I feast…!" Forcing his tongue to the back of Neji's throat.

Neji broke away. "Um…I really gotta piss real quick, so," Neji said quickly and ran for the bathroom door.

"…What the hell are you staring at?" Gaara said to his 'audience'.

"NOTHING!" Kakashi said, turning his head to find Naruto and Kiba making out. "HEY, you two!! Having fun?"

"Hm?" Naruto said, breaking away from Kiba's lips. "…Oh, you saw that?"

"YES! And it was most disturbing!!" Lee exclaimed, pointing to his tongue.

"…Can we please do something else?" Sakura said finally, looking around the semi-empty dining hall.

-Zabuza, the camp security guard, flings her out of camp, his towel holding on for dear life around his hips-

"AND DON'T COME BACK!! Dammit… Now where were we?" He said, turning back to Haku, who was naked in bed -except for his sheets-, waiting upon Zabuza's return to their cabin.

-Back in the dining hall…-

Sasuke spoke up in a bored tone, "Does anyone else find this camp absolutely and utterly retarded? How about we DO something!!"

-Time lapse-

"…And she said 'No way!' and I was like, 'Yes, way!'" (Haku…somehow… painting his tootsies.)

"…NOT WHAT I MEANT!!" Sasuke said with anger in his voice, while having Lee paint his nails yellow, orange, red, green, blue, and purple. (In that order XD)

"…I want…to die…" Gaara said, with poorly-done make-up on and a pink frilly dress with two pathetic pony tails.

"Aww, Gaara, you look so good!" Ten-Ten snickered with Temari and Tayuya.

"The T3 strikes again!" the three girls said in unison, then giggled together.

-Fart noise-

-ALL OF A SUDDEN A MONKEY COMES PRANCING THRU THE WOODS!!-

"WHOA! A MONKEY!!" Kankuro exclaims, lassoing the beast with a rope of underarm hair, and jumps on its back. "YAAAAY, MONKEY RIDE! MONKEY RIDE!! Temari, wanna join?!"

"…I'd rather not…" Temari replies, filing her nails.

"OH! OH! ME NEXT!! ME NEEEEXT!!" The Spiffy Lee shouted, jumping up and down with his raised hand.

"Okay, but be nice Charlotte!" Kankuro said, petting the monkey's arm affectionately.

"…Hn, I'm taking a swim in the lake." Gaara said, turning away toward the lake.

"OH! GAARA! MAY I COME?" Neji yelled after him, taking off his clothes to reveal a woman's bikini.

"…Whoa," Naruto said, turning his attention from Charlotte to Neji's surprising attire.

"…Unless you want to be pulled under…" Gaara said, with a hint of death in his voice…somehow.

Plip plip plip!

"…Da fuck?" Sasuke said, looking around for the origin of the odd noise.

PLIP!! A giant frog jumped onto the bath house, completely destroying it and everything in it.

"Nnnguuuhh…" Sakura said from the bottom of the frog's foot, being stuck their like bubble gum from a side walk stuck on the bottom of your shoe, only to stretch each time you step. (BWAHA)

Suddenly Zabuza ran out, flailing a snow shovel. Running to the frog's foot, he raked off Sakura off yelling, "I TOLD YOU TO STAY OUT!!!" and kicked her –stretch-y self- back out. (BWAHA!)

-Back at the lake…-

Gaara, floating on a duck floaty (his legs hanging out with his butt in the hole), heard an odd sound.

"Hark! Whatever is that sound?!" Gaara said, putting a cupped hand to his ear.

Why, it was IRUKA! THE FRIENDLY DOLPHIN!!! Flapping his torso and legs like a flipping dolphin when he jumped out from the water.

"EEEEK EEEEK!! (HIIIII GAARA! HIIII GAARA!)" Iruka, the friendly dolphin said to Gaara.

"…Damn birds…" Gaara said, looking up at the sky.

-Later that night in the dining hall…-

"I saw what you did to that monkey, Kankurour..." Naruto said.

"What?! Leave my love for Charlotte out of this!" Kankurou exclaimed.

"Huh? All I did was see you dance with it... Gosh," Naruto said sweat dropping.

"You're such a fag, Naruto," Sasuke said while rolling his eyes.

"You're one to talk Miss Priss!"

"At least I wasn't making out with Kiba."

"Well, you got your nails painted!"

"I'm not the one who jerks off at night while thinking about penises."

"What?! I do not!"

"Mmhm... Sure..." Sasuke mumbled, going back to poking at his "Mystery Meat"

Chibi Ra-Ra: CHAAA!! CLIFF HANGER…WHICH DOESN'T LEAVE YOU HANGING!! OMG!!!

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