I'm just gonna get straight to the point. I know a lot of you wanted prank calls. I didn't add them, because at the time, I thought there would be so much going on, I wouldn't need too. Seems like you lot had other ideas! XD I now give you…..the BONUS CHAPTER! Btw I do not own Morrisons, that's a super market I go to. (Plus I wouldn't want to own it…I HATE going shopping)
A week after the boy's sleepover...Oops! I mean boys 'chillin out' night.
Klaus sat in his garden and sighed. After last week's happenings he couldn't get out of his mind that the girl brawlers had been cheeky enough to prank call Dan, Shun and himself! An evil smile then crept onto his face. I did think about letting them think that they had gotten away with it…..but since they did it, why can't we boys have a little fun and get REVENGE! Somebody suddenly tapped his shoulder, making him jump in his seat. Standing up next to him was Shun accompanied by Dan, "Hey, why don't you come around to the front of the castle and meet us next time?" Dan said, "Sitting in your nice, big, fat garden is fine and all, but when you're expecting guests it's classed as 'RUDE'!"
Klaus smiled at Dan and bowed in his seat, "My apologies, but I didn't think there was a need for me to wait for you. You can access my garden, by going to the side of my castle…Alice did and she didn't ask, so why can't you, even though I'm the one who invited you here?" Dan scratched his head and shrugged his shoulders, "Whatever. So, when are we gonna get down to business?" He said, rubbing his hands evilly, "I wanna be first!" Shun crossed his arms and shook his head, "Not trying to be immature or anything , but I think I should be the first to prank call Alice," He said, "I mean, what the other girls said to you two wasn't that big of a deal. What she said to me put Dan and my friendship at risk." (Like he really cares!)
Klaus flashed his eyes at the two, "If anyone will be the first to phone, it will be I, Klaus Von Hertzon, the best aquos brawler in the wor-" "Oh put a sock in it, you big ego head!" Dan yelled, trying to pounce onto Klaus, but was stopped by Shun, "Let's just get on with this," he growled, "I don't exactly want to be here, but I came for the fact that I want revenge on Alice….and I thought she was mature!" Klaus looked at Shun and smirked, "Seeing as you want to do them now, why don't we go inside where we can do them privately?" the boys nodded and they went into Klaus's castle.
5minutes later~ Scene: All the boys are in Klaus's study. (He wouldn't let them in his bedroom to 'chill'.)
"Well, shall we begin?" Klaus asked them, as he sat down in yet ANOTHER chair. Dan and Shun nodded, as Klaus began to punch in Runo's number and wait for her to pick up. Ring, ring…..ring, ring…ring-
Runo: Yo, this is Runo Misaki.
Klaus: Hello Miss Misaki, this is Baiyes Police Department.
Runo: Oh! Ermm yes, what is it?
Klaus: We have caught you on camera in Morrisons Super-Market at five forty pm, stealing makeup. *Dan whispers* She doesn't wear makeup!
Runo: ...Ermm, sorry but I don't really wear makeup so whoever you saw on camera, couldn't have been me.
Klaus: You have blue hair, usually in piggy-tails, and you wear a white and yellow dress is that correct?
Runo: *dumbfounded* ye- yes th- that's correct. *Slightly worried*
Klaus: So you are the girl that has been caught on camera, is that correct?
Runo: Yes it must have been me….but I don't understand, I don't wear…
Klaus: I'm sorry, but please save your excuses, for when you are being interviewed. *smirks*
Runo: *Shocked* WHAT? INTERVIEWED?
Klaus: Well Miss Misaki, do you expect us to let young kids like you, think that stealing is alright to do, even if you get caught?
Runo: No, of course not, but that wasn't me! I swear I rarely ever wear makeup!
Klaus: *chuckles* I'm very sorry….but I'm afraid I don't believe you. *pretends to shuffle papers* Hmm this could affect your family's business….your parents own a café don't they?
Runo: Wait! You CANT involve my parents into this!
Klaus: I assure you, I can. If you would like to come to the police station, tomorrow at ten thirty am, we can arrange for you to have Professional Help. Are you a first time offender?
Runo: I'VE NEVER STOLE ANYTHING IN MY ENTIRE LIFE!
Klaus: Hmm…well since you are failing to cooperate, I will talk to your parents. Goodbye Miss Misaki.
Runo: Wait! You can't talk to my parents! I haven't stole any-
Klaus: *Hangs up*
An evil smile came onto the boy's faces, "Well…one down two to go," Klaus said, handing the phone to Dan, "Take out all your anger and frustration on this call to Julie." Dan looked at the phone, "Well...here it goes!" He pressed in Julie's number. Ring, ring…..ring, ring…..ring, rin-
Julie: Hello! Diva on the line! ^-^
Dan: *Girly voice* Hey Julie.
Julie: Hiya! Who is this?
Dan: *Whispers to Klaus and Shun* Who am I?
Shun: *Shrugs*
Klaus: *Whispers back* I don't know.
Dan: *Starts to think* Errrr….this is your enemy speaking!
Julie: *scratches her head* Riiiiiight….umm Kathy is that you? I have told you, like a MILLION times not to bother prank calling me, cause I, like always know it's you.
Dan: No, no it's not Kathy, it's….*starts to think hard* Leah! Yeah, it's Leah.
What Shun and Klaus didn't know was that the last time the brawlers had met up, Julie had been telling Dan about a girl that went to her school called Leah, "Arrgh! She, like drives me insane!" Julie had said tossing her piggy tail passed her shoulders, "I mean she seems to think she has the right to copy everything I do! She copy's my piggy-tail, fashion and my attitude! It just makes me so mad! I told her to quit it, and she just said that she didn't need to copy me to get attention…and that she was popular anyway, so that how we became enemies."
Julie: *gives her phone dirty looks* what do YOU want?
Dan: I just wanted to tell you that you are the DUMBEST girl I know.
Julie: WHAT?
Dan: Yeah you heard me! You're so stupid, that you couldn't find the answer to 5x8 without thinking about it.
Julie: LIKE YOU'RE ONE TO TALK! WE HAD A MATHS QUESTION THAT WAS SO EASY A SIX YEAR OLD WOULD HAVE KNOWN IT, BUT YOU DIDNT! (She's more than just angry…she's livid)
Dan: Like WHATEVER! You just think you're so 'popular' and 'wanted'. Your heads in the sky if you think that!
Julie: OH, YOU ARE SO GOING DOWN! WHEN I SEE YOU I'M GONNA MAKE YOU WISH THAT YOU WERE NEVER, EVER BORN!
Dan: When I see YOU, I'm gonna make sure that you know never to think you're the boss of me! I can wear my hair in any style I want to, AND THE SAME GOES FOR MY CLOTHES!
Julie: You're saying this now, *grins* but when I see you with my crew (her girlfriends) you're gonna be begging on your knees, for me not to crush you!
Dan: Well, we'll see about that!
Julie: YOU THINK I'M JOKING? YOU'LL KNOW I'M NOT WHEN I TAKE A PAIR OF SCISSORS AND 'SNIP, SNIP' YOU'RE EXTENSIONS OFF!
Dan: THEY ARE LIKE, SO NOT EXTENSIONS!
Julie: THEY, LIKE SO ARE! DON'T EVEN GET STARTED ON YOUR FAKERY! AT LEAST MY BUSTS ARE REAL, WHILE YOU HAVE TO PUT SOCKS IN YOUR BRA FOR THEM TO EVEN GET NOTICED!
All the boys: T_T …..
Dan: *Shocked a bit* THEY- THEY ARE NOT STU- STUFFED WITH SOCKS!
Julie: YES THEY ARE, SO DEAL WITH IT LEAH!
Dan: YOU THINK YOUR SOOOOO GOOD! WELL LISTEN UP BARBIE, YOU CAN GO AND FIND KEN FOR ALL I CARE! YOU THINK YOU ARE SO BIG AND BAD BECAUSE YOUR APART OF DAN AND THE GANG, BUT REALLY YOU RELY ON THEM BEING THERE, BECAUSE WITHOUT THEM YOU'RE NOTHING! DAN MADE YOU, AND YOU'RE NOTHING WITHOUT HIM….
Julie: T_T …..WAIT! YOU'RE HITTING ON DAN NOW? *screams* I'VE HAD IT WITH YOU! *hangs up the phone, and starts to cry*
Dan took the phone away from his ear and looked at Klaus and Shun, who were gaping, "What's up fella's?" Dan asked, "You look all shocked, like." Shun looked at Dan in amazement, "Shocked? I'M ABSALOUTLY GOB-SMACKED!" He said, turning to Klaus to see if his face was the same as his. (Which it was.) "Dan, we all say that Julie can be a bit ditzy and silly at times, and maybe a bit vain, but we don't EVER say that she's stupid, dumb and we never EVER call her a Barbie. She may be confident but I'd never say those things to her, because at the end of the day, she's a girl and girls are emotional, sensitive human beings." Klaus looked at Shun weirdly…he knows way too much about girls and their feelings…thats a bit scary…. Dan grinned at Shun, "Oh, I didn't mean what I said," He replied, "It was just a prank call, so I just wanted to see how she would react if I said I was that girl Leah from her school…maybe I did take it a bit too far, but the thing is, when I started I just couldn't stop...man, I'm glad that I am not that girl….she is as good as dead, when Julie sees her next."
Klaus looked at Shun and smiled, "Well, I think you will understand how Dan feels, after you have called Alice," He said, passing the phone to him, "Just think about what she did to you. I mean, she made you believe that she was DAN. You got tricked Shun….and now is the perfect time to get revenge." All Klaus had to say was those few words, and Shuns face changed completely. He took the phone out of Klaus's hand and proceeded to dial Alice's number in. Ring, ring…..ring, ring….ring, ring….ring ri-
Alice: Hello this is Alice speaking.
Shun: *laughs evilly*
Alice: Hel- hello? Any- anyone there?
Shun: *smiles* Alice, I'm surprised you don't recognise my voice. You couldn't have forgotten about me already.
Alice: Forgotten about you?
Shun: *Chuckles* you haven't changed one bit. My dear, this is Masquerade.
Alice: *Gasps* Masquerade? I thought you were well and truly gone!
Shun: Well, my dear I HAVENT GONE ANYWHERE!
Alice: *Frightened* what do you mean?
Shun: I am still inside you, Alice. I just haven't come out in a while…I'm talking to you through the phone, because if I just started talking to you randomly, people would think you were crazy. *laughs* we wouldn't want people to start thinking that AGAIN, now would we?
Alice: *Sobs* so after all this time…all these years….I still have a split personality? What am I going to tell the others?
Shun: There is nothing you CAN do, Alice….let's face it. You are not exactly a NORMAL teenager girl are you? Your Grandfather is a scientist and also has another side to him...
Alice: *Cries* you mean, Hal G is still inside my Grandfather?
Shun: Yes….
Alice: This isn't fair! This isn't right. I can't be friends with the brawlers anymore….they cannot find out that this has happened…
Shun: They cannot find out whatsoever. Just remember Alice *voice drifts away* I will always be a part of you…..
Alice: Wait! Please, Masquerade don't go! I need to ask you some more questions….Masquerade!
Shun: *Hangs up*
Shun placed the phone onto the desk and folded his arms, while Klaus and Dan cheered and clapped, "Your prank call was better than me and Klaus's put together!" Exclaimed Dan, patting Shun on the back, "I do admit that you did do a better prank call then I thought you would Mister Kazami." Klaus said, looking at Shun admiringly. Shun just sat in the chair, with his arms folded and eyes closed, showing no emotion whatsoever, yet Dan and Klaus knew that he was very pleased at how well it went. "Well hopefully that's the end of us brawlers prank calling one another." He said opening his eyes and looking at them, "Honestly, I do not have time for the immaturity that goes on."
Dan and Klaus smiled, as they all stood up and left the room. "Alright then, buddy we don't have to do it again," Dan said, "Although you got to admit, that it was pretty fun." Shun rolled his eyes and continued to walk down the hall, "Well, seeing as we have got our revenge on the three beautiful yet evil young ladies, why don't we have a celebration dinner?" Klaus asked, the two boys. "WOOHOO! Yeah I could do with one of those!" Dan cheered, dancing his way into Klaus's dining room and grabbing himself a seat at the huge table. In a matter of minutes the table was set out with different types of exotic yet exquisite dishes. Klaus lifted his glass up, "A toast, to the girl brawlers! Because without them, we would have never been able to prank call them back and have such a fantastic meal that we are having tonight."
"To the girl brawlers!" the boys repeated. Dan looked at his food and grinned, "Well, if the girls did prank call us all the time…and we had to make sure we prank called them back…could we also make sure that we have a celebration meal at the end?" Klaus and Shun looked at Dan in amusement, "Well Dan the bottom line is that we will not be prank calling the girls again, and neither will they to us," Said Klaus, "But if they did," Shun said lifting an eyebrow, "And we did have to go through this all over again, then I suppose it would be only right to treat ourselves to a nice meal."
Dan looked at his plate and grinned some more. Taking his phone out he began dialling a number, "Dan what are you doing?" Dan ignored Shuns question and waited for the person to pick up.
Ace: hello?
Dan: *gibberish* go go tushi smitzle hei tai long days!
Ace: EXCUSE ME?
Dan: fort wort langle mangle gum drop!
Ace: WHAT THE HELL?
Dan: siht si nad osuk! (Note: backwards this says: this is Dan Kuso!)
Ace: *Yells* MIRA! SOMEONES ON THE PHONE AND THEY DON'T SPEAK ENGLISH! *Mira takes the phone*
Mira: *Starts speaking different language* Hola?
Dan: Eh? What?
Mira: Oh hello ermm, I thought you couldn't speak English.
Dan: Oh I've been speaking English for long time now ^-^
Mira: But my friend Ace said you weren't.
Dan: *sniggers* fort wort?
Mira: *confused* What?
Dan: fort wort mangle tangle gum hop!
Mira: *Shocked* umm I'm sorry but I don't know what you're sayi..
Dan: TICHE WENTO GENDOU CLAMPER DAMPER, YOU'RE HOT! SHMIGLE LE?
Mira: *Even MORE shocked* What the?
Dan: *Hangs up*
Klaus and Shun burst out laughing as Dan came of the phone, "NOW, THAT PRANK CALL WAS THE BEST!" Laughed Shun thinking about the look that must have been on Ace's face, "He sounded like he was well and truly SHOCKED!" Klaus stood up and went over to Dan, "If you ever need anything Dan Kuso, just ask me and I will make sure you get it!" he said shaking his hand. Dan smiled cheesily at them, "Alright then, LETS HAVE ANOTHER ROUND OF DINNER!"
The end!
I hope you all enjoyed that bonus chapter I made! Why not tell me what you thought of it, by leaving a review? I want to say a quick thank you to my sister (we'll call her Chibi-chan) for helping me ^-^ I couldn't have done it without you sis! Oh and I also want to say that I do not wish to offend Alice fans. I thought that Shun being Masquerade was funny, so I did it just for fun :P please don't hate on me! A few days later Shun went to Alice and told her what REALLY happened, and explained that she didn't really have a split personality and that it was all a big joke, so Alice is fine. (He said DAN had prank called her.) Oh and Shun told Dan, that if he didnt tell Julie it was him that called her, he'd get his butt kicked. Dan told Julie (who was NOT happy) and she told Runo who was LIVID and she beated him up...T_T I saw it coming. And Klaus...He didnt tell Runo he prank called her. (he wanted her to panick...which she did *sigh* poor gal.) There! Now I've explained all that I think I'm going to have a break…. has anyone got a Kit Kat? XD!