James POV,
What on earth am I supposed to do with a flying pig.
Also for that matter why does Sirius have a flying pig in his carrion.
Then again, with Sirius, how'd you ever know what he does.
He's a weird guy, but then I can't really talk, I ask a girl out every single day, the girl is the same girl that loves me, just doesn't know it yet.
Now I know I sound pathetic.
Lily thinks I am pathetic.
But I am just a man in love.
I love the way she calls me an arrogant, bullying toe rag, such a cute nickname, it is obviously code for a cute, amazing guy.
Moony the loony disagrees.
Anyways, here I am at the prefects compartment, oh gosh I think I may be a tweeny bit late…..
I walked through the compartment door.
"Potter, your late, the meetings already started," Lily growled.
"How about I kiss you and make it better," I joked.
"Potter," Lily growled.
"Yes Lily flower," I smirked.
"God, just ugh," Lily growled, clearly frustrated.
"Lets just get on with the meeting," She muttered.
….
Geesh, that meeting was soooooooooo boring.
As soon as it was over Lily gave me 'the Lily-look' (Sirius made up that name) before she walked out.
Okay, well I guess I'll just go find my fellow marauders.
The Marauders , are a bunch of brave boys who go where no bunch of 15 year old guys have ever gone before we our pranksters and brothers fighting a cause for the fun in Hogwarts.
Well that's what Sirius says anyway. (I agree)
My Lily-flower doesn't agree though, which I find offensive.
But I guess she doesn't know our secret.
Our awesomely, fantastical, amazing secret.
We are animal guys, ask Remus if you wanna know the technical term.
Basically we are just epic and modest.
Remus disagrees but he is a loony, especially on his time of the month.
No, not THAT time of the month, I mean his furry little problem.
Gosh that sounds wrong.
I am just gonna tell you he is a werewolf, so you don't need to get suspicious.
He does not have THAT time of the month.
We are all boys here, well I've always questioned Sirius, but we'll not go there know.
I'm glad we're all guys, girls can get really grumpy around their time of the months.
Sirius always says it is Lily's time of the month, maybe she has a problem?
Well it cant be worse than all the problems with Sirius, but really there in his brain.
I feel sorry for Regulas, cut that know I don't.
Ok, I'm at the compartment.
Considering it took me one minute I have thought about a lot on this journey, Remus having monthly times, and how epic the marauders are. and Sirius's ….. issues.
I wish my friends semi-normal.
Actually I like having slightly gay friends.
I don't get why we are friends with Peter, he is so not gay enough to be with us.
Anywho, I love Lily and she loves flying pigs, so I now love flying pigs.
Thank you for listening.
Join me next time to find out if Sirius is gay?