CB: Alright people here's the second chapter to my new fic. I've also decided on the pairing Or Pairings as it would be seen seeing as how one night stands will still be considered as him taking them as a girlfriend. No idea why though. Anyway, Warning i'm going on a rant here people.

CB: Now onto a serious topic. Now for some reason I have gotten exactly little to no flames what so ever on my stories so far even though I was and still am a fairly new writter. Most of the time it's guests because they have no real identity on the internet and that's just fine with me. Let them remain anonymous as they want cause Flames don't do shit to me. My self esteem is already low enough to fit at least 1 and a half Valles Marineris one on top of the other so things like telling me i'm stupid wont bother me in the slightest. Shit i can say without a shadow of a doubt that i'm about as smart as a sack of hammers. Honestly though most people see it as a problem. And I get it, I really do. You wanna know about how you are liked and you're nervous about what people think of what you write. Will they hate it? Will they like it? Will they want more or will they tell me to stop? Those with low self esteem need things to be said and told if they are good or bad and flamers really can cause problems to good authors who take them a bit to seriously and stop what they do altogether.

CB:I welcome flamers to try their best at riling me up. It just doesn't work on me at all. Because honestly I just don't give two hairy hippie shits about their dumbass, anonymously placed, argument starting, back-asswards bull fuckery. I have gotten criticism over the course of four stories and the only complaint most of them have are "grammar needs to be better." Or "Work on your grammar and this will be great" And sometimes "Simple spelling mistakes are noticeable but overall good job." All of those help me feel better about my writing. They help me grow as an author so that i may hopefully bring better and better chapters to my stories cause they tell me whats wrong and even sometimes offer tips on how to fix it. Like this man right here " Darth Selendis " He not only told me what was wrong but even offered a way to fix the issue with my grammar. Now Darth, I thank you for your words and I hope i can do better in the future because of it.

CB: Now with that said here come the flames. Things said like "You need to get a life." Or "You fucking retard this sucks." or "your story fuckin sucks dick and you should just stop and beg god for forgiveness for fucking up this bad." Things like that are just there because the people who post them are either A.) Being honest about their opinion and just have no fucks to give about hurting someone. Or B.) Have absolutely no life what so ever and just decide to fuck over a good person by posting nonsensical bullshit simply to start arguments and hurt someones feelings.

CB: To that end i bring you this lovely comment brought by one said Person in "category B" of Flame posting Otherwise known as trolling. This guest said in the review for my recently deleted and currently being rewritten Story: "Student of the saint." And i quote:

"Are you an autistic 12 year old weeaboo? Your writing certainly suggests that you are.

Kindly do the world a favor and self-terminate. We would all be better off without you."

End quote. Things like this just make me laugh to no end and to this Guest i say Bravo, BRAVO! Again, Bravo for giving me a good laugh when i needed it and making me happy when i was feeling down because i was feeling down till i read that. You actually think that i should give any kind of fuck about your dumbass anonymously placed opinion on something i do just because I wanted to say "Fuck All" and do what i wanted? Well i have news for you and other flamers out there. Just as it is for me, you, guests, authors and every preteen little shit with a sassy cursing mouth on Call of Duty. Flamers, Your opinions mean nothing. That's right they mean absolute dick to anything and anyone but yourselves.

CB: Your opinion means just about as much as mine on the internet and my opinions on the internet mean absolutely FUCKING NOTHING AT ALL TO ANYONE! Yours means nothing, Mine means nothing. And the person reading this fic? Yeah his or her opinions also mean nothing. Your opinions only have meaning to one person on the internet and that person, Is yourself. Your buddy that you call over to see what you did couldn't give a shit about it, Your mother wouldn't give a shit about it either. Your neighbor, your dog, your cat, your girlfriend or boyfriend couldn't give a shit about it either and that is because of one little fact of life and one simple reason. Simply put, it's because they don't care. They just don't care. Now then, Is it funny? Yes! Is it meant to be taken seriously? I should fuckin hope so cause that's what makes it so funny to me in the first place.

CB: Now then with that being said i can also say this. To those who wish to only help the authors of this site and other writers by telling them their faults and showing them to way to help make themselves better. i say thank you and while appreciated and i truly do thank you for what you think i should do to better myself. I say thanks but no thanks. I like how i do things my way. I'll make myself better as time goes on and your helping words will always be a guide to try and follow to make myself better. But not for you no. I'll take your advice, I'll thank you for helping me better myself. I'll even take that advice at times to help myself and pass it onto others. But I don't do this for you. I don't do this for the flamers. I don't do this for the fans of the show or for the people around me. I write things like this piece of non-canonical fiction simply for the one persons opinions i do want.

MY OWN!

If other writers just stopped caring about what others say and think, Take all the hate filled and death threat like comments flamers post and the critique's of those who want to offer help with a small pinch of salt to better themselves. Things like self esteem issues would not be a problem like they are with me and a small FEW BILLION other people. I take what people say seriously enough to better myself, For myself. But not seriously enough to stop what i like doing.

I better myself simply for myself. Not for others. Not for assholes. I don't even better myself for family, friends, pets, god or angels. No I better myself, For myself, because only one opinion matters to me in the long run. . . Mine. Just as the only opinion that should matter to every single author on this site should be there own. Mostly because they take time out of their own day to write so that they can have a bit of fun and relax. And to someone crap all over it with shit posting is just wrong in every aspect.

So to the fans of my minuscule number of stories i say thank you for enjoying what i write and what i do. And i'm glad that my work can at least illicit some form of a reaction from you. To those who critique my works and tell me whats wrong with it and to offer help and guidance i also say thank you. Thank you for taking time out of your day to tell me how i messed up and how to make it right so it doesn't happen again. Thank you dearly for helping me improve myself in a way that i couldn't do alone. Now then, To the flamers who only want to try and hurt people simply cause they have no life outside of their own boring as shit existence i say fuck you all.

CB: But then again all of this rant has been and is only my opinion on this matter. And guess what that means kiddies? Thats right! My. Opinion. Means. Nothing. Now then with that Rant out of my system I hope to get back to writing my way simply because I can. Now i have recently deleted 2 of my stories for the simple fact that i didn't like where they went so i will be redoing them. So yeah, sorry but i'm going to do a complete rewrite of certain things. Anyway onto the fic!

(Konohagakure no Sato. Training ground 7, 6AM)

Naruto was sitting in lotus Position with Samehada laying across his lap. His hand lightly stroking Samehada's scales after having just cleaned her. Naruto thinks on his 3 hour straight training session. Having the Forbidden scroll of seals and it's jutsu at his disposal were going to be a major boost to his skills. He especially found the "Kage Bushin", "Bushin Daibakuha"and the "Kuchiyose: Edo Tensei" to be particularly interesting. Using the Shadow clones as the scroll instructed Naruto was able to power through 600 hours of Training in just three with 300 clones. Opting to see how many he could make in one go Naruto poured 80 percent of his chakra into the technique and poofed nearly Four thousand clones into existence. Knowing that many would kill him instantly upon dismissal He had opted to have his clones merely henge into many things such as birds, Snakes, fox's, sharks, fish and other fauna as well as other flora and have them spread out in all directions to poof into non existence when their chakra finally deplete's to zero over the course of how ever long it takes.

With 20 percent of his chakra left He controlled the amount this time to a mere 300 and had them break off into groups of ten and train for the full three hours before his team arrived in one jutsu alone per group while others worked on all forms of Chakra Control. He had done that for 200 clones. The last 100 which did none of those merely stayed with Naruto as he had them fight him in an all out free for all. Fighting against himself at all angles while helpful would only be helpful for a short while though as everyone, ninja and Civilian alike have many different views of how to handle fights. So how accurate his method of brawling with his clones was up for debate. He could be well versed fighting a multitude of people but all it takes is one enemy to think outside the box and surprise him and no matter his lead he could potentially die. Knowing this he finds a thrill in knowing that he'll be tested against his sensei.

Having another person to fight against would show him how to improve himself in ways he himself wouldn't be able to think of. And knowing that kakashi would be out for blood after his little insult session yesterday ensured he would get a major ass kicking from the jonin due to him going all out. Naruto looks towards the entrance of the training grounds as both Sakura and Sasuke walk into it. Ignoring them both Naruto sighs strokes Samehada once more who only growls in pleasure at her masters touch. Naruto gives a gentle blush and re-bandages Samehada. Thinking fondly of his sword Naruto merely waits with his team for his Sensei to show up as he did yesterday.

(Hokage's Office 6am same time as Team 7's wait session.)

Hiruzen had thought on this all night with Both Mizuki and Iruka when team placements were made and still couldn't come up with a possible partner for the blonde haired Uzumaki. In his office currently were all the Jonin who didn't have teams Or never asked for them plus a few Anbu who were slated to return to the active Jonin Roster.

"It has been brought to my attention that Naruto is far stronger then every Genin at the academy and even better then a few of you Jonin in this room. Rather then keep him on a team i'm just gonna give him a partner. So now i'm forced to ask. Who here would like to be Naruto Uzumaki's Partner?" Hiruzen says with a serious expression towards the Jonin in the room who all seem to just stare at him in disbelief.

"Hokage-sama you can't be serious. The demon child can't possibly. . . " He was interrupted by a sword slicing his head off after the door to the hokage office seemingly exploded off it's hinges.

"Sorry i'm late Hokage-Sama, I needed to purchase a new set of swords before leaving on my mission. I was at the gate when i got the Memo to come here." Ameyuri Ringo says as she cleans the blades of the blood from the Jonin she killed.

"No harm done Ameyuri, As i was telling the others. We need to find a partner for Naruto since he's far stronger then some Jonin. Keeping him on a team is just not a Smart thing to do." Hiruzen says and Ameyuri smiles happily before her mind conjure's up the image of her and Naruto out alone on missions in the same tent bonding before accomplishing the task. Her face is one a happy mother would give her child when feeling proud.

"I'll do it Hokage-sama. But i need 2 weeks before it can be official. I need to head to Katabami Kinzen and pick up the weapons that were stolen from me unjustly. Once i return i'll immediately take Naruto as my partner." Ameyuri says to the hokage seriously as he gives her a gentle nod. He takes his pipe out of his mouth.

"Would anyone else like to take Naruto as an apprentice or maybe dispute Ameyuri from taking him as her partner?" Hiruzen asks seeing the nervous faces of more then 80 percent of the Jonin in the room. Most of them thinking of Naruto as the demon. The other 20 Percent of the room just smile at ameyuri.

"Nah i don't think any of us want to separate Ameyuri from Naruto. She loves the Gaki like a son. Who am i to take that away from her?" Anko Mitarashi says. With a slight grin.

"I agree, It's not right to separate a mother and her Pup even if I want to spend my time with Naruto helping him out when possible. The most we can do is sit back and offer help when he needs it." Hana Inuzuka says with a slight smile to Ameyuri who merely gives a gentle lick of her lips. Making both Anko and Hana blush from the rumor's of her sexuality due to her always turning men away or castrating them while merely flirting with or ignoring women.

"Hokage-Sama, As much as I would love to have Naruto-san as my Partner. I feel that Naruto and Ameyuri would make a great team together. A former Swordsman of the mist, The legendary Greatsword Samehada which Naruto is well versed in. Not as good as his predecessor but still good. I feel that we could make their team the start to our own version of the seven swordsman." A cat masked Anbu says as she adjusts her mask to keep it in place.

"Hmm thats a good Idea Neko. I'll have to get that set up soon. Our own Seven swordsmen division to combat the same type of missions that the Kiri no Shinobigatana Shichinin Shu often take. Would that be Agreeable with you Ameyuri-san?" Hiruzen asks only to get a gentle blush and a smile from ameyuri.

"Rocking Full blown A to S rank missions with Naruto-kun right off the bat? Fuck and yes Equals Fuck Yes! But i gotta get my blades back before then. Besides i wont let anyone corrupt my little souchi. Unless it's me thats doing it." Ameyuri says with a slight grin and a chuckle.

"Alright then it's official. Ameyuri Ringo will hereby be Naruto Uzumaki's partner until i can get the "Dākuhando kasai kenshi" (Dark Hand Fire Swordsman) Official. Also Ameyuri be careful when taking on your current mission. We both know how Naruto would react towards Raiga if you were to be seriously hurt by him. I don't think i'd be able to stop him even if i wanted to." Hiruzen says as Ameyuri leaves the room with a simple Hai and a wave of her hand. With the meeting out of the way The Hokage dismisses the entire assembled group of Shinobi to go back to what they were doing.

(Training ground 7, 9Am)

Naruto is at his wits end with this disrespectful sensei he has. The man has the gall to arrive late to his own team meeting. Naruto's anger is shared with Samehada who is clicking and ticking rather violently as she telepathically tells Naruto different ways that he can Castrate the masked Jonin.

Soon a poof is heard in the are and Kakashi is seen after the smoke dissipates. Kakashi is reading his orange book openly again much to Naruto's chagrin as he growls when kakashi opens his mouth.

"Sorry i was late i had to...- "Suiton:Teppodama!"(Water Release: Gunshot)" Kakashi says only to have his body explode into tiny bits of log after he is interrupted. Sasuke and Sakura both look on astonished at what just happened as they follow the path of where they heard the shout only to see Naruto holding his arm out and his fingers pointing forward.

"That wasn't very nice Kitsune-Gaki!" Kakashi says rather pissed that he had to dodge such a deadly jutsu within moments of setting foot in the training ground.

"Yeah well maybe if you show up ON TIME! I wouldn't have had to nearly kill your lazy ass Inu!" Naruto says with venom as Kakashi's visible eye widens slightly.

"Well since you got that out of your system why don't you let me talk?" Kakashi asks with authority.

"What ever you say Farmland." Naruto retorts as he heads over to his two "teammates" And waits.

"Anyway as i was saying. I was late because i had to Help an old lady do her shopping. Now then I have brought a few things for your test. And a timer. You have till noon to get these two bells off me." Kakashi says pulling out two bells and strapping them to his waist.

"The timer is set for noon and will go off when you're out of time. If you don't have a bell by then you fail." Kakashi says with an eye smile.

"But sensei you only have two bells there." Sakura says a bit confused.

"Exactly, That's because only two of you will pass while the third will be sent back to the academy." kakashi says with an eye smile once more.

"So the test begins Hmmmm . . . .NOW!" Kakashi states as Sasuke and Sakura both disappear into the foliage leaving Naruto alone with his sensei.

"You do know that you're supposed to hide right?" Kakashi asks as he looks towards Naruto.

"Oh i know but i also know that no matter what we'll fail this assanine test you concocted while sucking off your uchiha boyfriend." Naruto says getting a few tick marks to show up on Kakashi's Head.

"Oh and why is that Gaki?" Kakashi says.

"Because i know that the test here is team work. But that wont ever happen as Sasuke is a stuck up, arrogant, Self entitled, narsacistic, egomaniacal, spoiled rotten homosexual who feels that everyone is beneath him and that he is Kami's gift to the human race simply because of his special pink eye disease." Naruto says as he looks towards Kakashi who seems to be listening.

"Sasuke won't work with anyone cause of all that and the simple fact he sees everyone as lower then himself so he would feel they would only slow him down on his so called "Path to greatness." And sakura. . . .well fuck just look at the pink haired Siren. Seriously she's a fangirl. That can be broken easy enough with effort but she wont work with anyone but sasuke as of now and i know you agree." Naruto says getting a simple nod and a sigh from Kakashi.

"True, True, I can break sakura of her fangirling easy enough but Sasuke will be a tougher nut to crack. So you figured out the test and know this team will fail. What do you wanna do for three hours then?" Kakashi says as he continue's reading his smut.

"To be honest Scarecrow, I want to fight. Straight out me versus you in an all out battle royal. You never protected me when i was growing up like you were ordered but you never attacked me. You think i'm the Kyuubi incarnate and as such feel i killed your sensei. I get that, So what do you say you just shut the fuck up, I shut the fuck up, and we just air this shit out against one another in a fight." Naruto says getting a raised eyebrow from the Jonin.

"You know i'm at your strength and skill at least. I know you were watching me when i got here at 3 Am in the morning. Watching me for weakness. I say let bygones be bygones and earn each others respect through a simple spar." Naruto offers to the Jonin who eye smiles towards Naruto.

"Well well, It seems the demon may not really be in control after all. Well sure why not fight. It would be a good thing but we need stakes worth the risk involved in this fight. I win . . .I get to either kick you off my team or kill you, My choice." Kakashi says with a simple smirk under his mask.

"Deal on that. But if i win you have to open your mind and at least TRY to understand that i'm not the fox. And actually help me break Sakura of her fangirlish ways." Naruto says looking towards Kakashi.

"Deal. It's settled now before we begin i was curious. . .there are rumors going around the town that you and your sword Samehada are. . . well i wouldn't understand how but the rumors state that you and your sword are actually able to have sex. Is it true you fuck your sword?" Kakashi asks genuinely interested in this rumor as he knows Samehada is a sentient blade.

"The rumors on that are pure falsehood. I do not Fuck my sword." Naruto says getting Samehada to click and tick in agreement.

"Hmm what ever you say then. Now lets get this started shall we?" Kakashi says as he pulls out his orange book and begins reading.

"Suiton: Mizurappa"(Water Release: Wild Water Wave.) Naruto shouts as he throws his head forward opening his mouth sending a rather fast and deadly stream of water from his mouth towards Kakashi who merely dodges to the right still reading his book. Knowing that Naruto is holing back Kakashi sighs and decides that he should at least entertain this idea of making it seem like he's getting along.

It sure would sell the whole teamwork shtick to the hokage better so that he can take the team out of the village before to long hoping he could merely leave Naruto and abandon him to become either a missing nin or let him die at the hands of a rouge ninja on a mission.

"Nice try Gaki but it's going to take more then that to get these bells." Kakashi states as he merely turns to the next page of his book.

Naruto smirks as he looks at kakashi who doesn't realize a sealing array springs to life below him the moment the chakra enhanced water dripped onto the seals. From the seal a rather large geysur of water explodes upwards launching Kakashi into the air soaking not only his book but his cloths in near boiling hot water.

Naruto merely makes a few sealless clones and fades into nothing as if he were made of fog. Having used a mist shunshin to leave the area letting his clones deal with Kakashi for the moment. Gathering his chakra Naruto speaks with Samehada happily through there mental link.

"Can you believe that idiot? Asking me if we fucked. What kind of stupid question is that?'Naruto thinks to his sword who responds in kind with her clicks.

"Gigigi gigi gigigigigigi" (Oh and why is that such a stupid question Naru-kun? Don't you love me?) Samehada asks in a mock hurt tone as she makes it sound as if she's hurt.

'What no of course i love you Samehada. It's just you're a sword. You don't have a human form nor anthropomorphic form or anything . . .sure i could merge inside of you but that's not the same. All you really have is that mouth of yours.' Naruto says to her through his link as Samehada clicks and gurgles some more.

'gigigigi gigigigigi gigigi gigigigigigi gigi gigigi gigi" (Oh yeah well i'll have you know i can do plenty of things with this mouth of mine Naru-kun. Like Suck, lick and even kiss that thick hot blood sausage in your pants. So i ask you again whats so wrong about having sex with me?) Samehada asks him with a joking tone as she informed him of what her Maw could do.

Naruto this time is at a loss for words at this revalation. His face tints a deep ruby red as he imagines himself and Samehada in bed while she plays with his cock. Shaking the image from his head he hears Samehada giggling in his mind. Her voice once again soothing his anger with her soft angelic voice.

'N-Nothings wrong with it Same-tenshi. I just didn't want you to think i was . . . .Strange for loving you. If you want we can do that anytime you wish but only after we pass this test. I know he wont fail us cause of his precious uchiha boyfriend.' Naruto thinks to his blade only to not get a response from her. The blade currently contemplating what he had just said. Her wielder loves her. HER wielder, the child she's known for 7 years. The boy she practically raised is in love with her. Samehada has never felt a more warm sensation spread through her rough scales. Her mouth slightly waters at notion of what he just said and she giggles rather perversely in her wielders head.

"gigigi gigi gigigigigi gigigigigigigigigi" (Naruto-kun i love you too. I'll happily do that and more for you after this is done. Now then your clones have used only the jutsu you approved Kakashi is nearly at his limit so remember the plan. Suiton: Suiryudon no Jutsu, Followed by, Suiton: Goshokuzame, then finish with Suiton:Daisuisen. Samehada says running the plan over once more for Naruto who nods Before bursting from his Hiding spot in the treeline only to impale one of his clones in the back with one of his hands before he flies through one handed Hand-seals waiting for his moment to strike.

Currently Kakashi is fighting off 5 Naruto clones as One stands off in the distance before it finishes some hand-seals which were merely for show and to give Kakshi fair warning about what jutsu was coming so he could fall into the trap. Kakshi dispatches the first five clones with ease as the sixth calls out.

"Suiton: Suiryudon no Jutsu"(Water Release: Water Dragon Technique) In an instant the water scattered about the training ground from the Mizubushin's left by Naruto immediately condenses into a dragon shaped projectile which barrels towards Kakashi at high speeds who barely has time to dodgeroll to the left before the dragon comes back at him full force before exploding into the ground in front of him sending Kakashi flying backwards confused slightly at the sudden change in course for the jutsu. Kakshi comes sliding to a stop immediately unable to have gotten a jutsu off this whole time as Naruto has kept him on the defensive since the very begining.

Kakashi almost has time to lift his headband to reveal his Sharringan trump card before he spies the real Naruto sporting a rather sadistic and evil grin on his face before yelling out at the top of his lungs.

"Suiton: Goshokuzame No Jutsu!"(Water Release: Five sharks Frenzy) Naruto's favorite technique from his memories of Kisame. Naruto's sadistic and evil grin becomes manic as his clone explodes into a blood filled ball of liquid in front of him revealing it to be a Chi Bushin (Blood clone). The blood clone's blood making the attack Naruto is about to use even stronger due to the Jutsu acting like real sharks when they smell blood. So being made from blood will keep them in a complete and unstoppable frenzy till he disengages the jutsu.

From the ball 5 rather large great white shark shaped figures Immediately Barrel outwards towards Kakshi who's visible eye widens to the size of dinner plates as the sharks viciously barrel into him attacking from all sides. Thier rough sand paper like texture tearing at his cloths and skin making him bleed as their teeth bite into various parts of his body to weaken him.

Kakashi feeling sever amounts of pain screams out as one shark bites rather harshly into his shoulder pinning him in place as three other sharks bite into him as well. Two into his legs and the last into his other remaining shoulder while the fifth and final Shark soars high into the air only to dissipate into red mist as Naruto comes barreling through the large shark shaped Beast before it could finish the Jonin off. Naruto's Sword samehada encased in a torrent of spinning water.

"Suiton:Daisuisen"(water release: Great Water Drill) Naruto yells as the water begins spinning like an actual drill as he free falls his way towards the trapped Jonin. The jonin unable to shake the feeling of dread overcoming his system as He barely has enough time to concentrate on the clone that has currently put Sakura into a genjutsu induced Coma and Kawarimi with it. The clone has no time to react as it is completely obliterated by Naruto's jutsu.

Kakshi falls to his hands and knees bleeding and tired from the ordeal as Naruto appears In front of him via a shunshin and Naruto merely laughs at his Sensei's current position. That is before Naruto puts his fingers in the tiger seal formation and imedately shunshins behind the near prone form of Kakshi before yelling.

"Konohagakure Hiden Taijutsu Ōgi:Sennen Goroshi!" (Leaf village secret finger Jutsu ONE THOUSAND YEARS OF DEATH!") As Naruto finishes naming hte technique Kakshi pales and feels a sharp and unrelenting pain in his asshole as Naruto rams his fingers inside his ass and launches him into the air and back into the clearing he just escaped from only to be met with a clone of Naruto holding out his hands and smirking.

"Suiton:Suiro no Jutsu"(Water Release: Water Prison Technique.) The clone calls out as the water all around the training field is condensed into a ball around Kakashi trapping him in Giant water ball as Naruto emerges from the bushes blowing out the smoke coming off his fingers showing he enhanced the Secret jutsu with his Katon Chakra.

"And thats game Farmland. Looks like I win our little bet. Now then I'm sure the timer should be going off any-" Naruto is interrupted by a ringing sound at the posts near the entrance to the training ground.

Naruto looks back towards the post seeing the itmer ring off at Noon on the dot Making him release the prison technique and Kakshi along with it as Kakshi merely drops to his knees and looks at Naruto fully aware now that if Naruto went all out. He would stand no chance against him. Sasuke and comes back into the clearing Having missed the whole fight besides the begning where Naruto's clones merely used The academy jutsu and a few others he already knew about Such as "Katon: Gokyaku"(Fire release: Fireball) and "Katon: Karyudan" (Fire Release: Dragon Flame Bullet)

Behind Sasuke is Sakura who is still currently passed out and being dragged by the leg by sasuke who merely Tsk's before seeing the state that Kakashi is in wondeirng just what had happened only to Drag Sakura to the others.

"Well it looks like you all fail the test as none of you were able to get any bells." Kakashi says with a slight tint of fear as he looks at naruto. He was a chakra monster being able to throw those jutsu around like nothing and show absolutely no signs of slowing down at all. Not to mention his skill with Samehada. Although they were clones they were far better at Kenjutsu then he could ever hope to be. Shaking his thoughts free he ties Sakura to the post and sets out two bento's in front of Sasuke and Naruto.

"Now then you two can eat since you two showed promise of bieng strong and got the closest to getting the bells. But don't feed Sakura when she wakes up. Or you will fail for sure. I'm going to leave to get some supplies to start a second makeup test to make sure you can try to pass today." Kakshi says as he disappears in a shunshin as fast as he can watching from the bushes.

Sasuke ignoring the man just begins eating the bento not caring either way knowing he can just get the council to pass him anyway. Naruto smacks Sakura upside the head waking her up before he offers her some of the bento.

"Here Sakura, Eat, You need your strength. And don't worry i didn't make this. Sensei did." Naruto says only to get a silent nod from sakura who begins eating the offered bento only to Have Kakashi appear from a plume of smoke.

"What the fuck did i just say Gaki. Don't feed the pink haired siren cause she doesn't deserve it." Kakashi says with a raised tone of voice.

"Yeah what ever you say Scarecrow farmland. I don't give two shits about what you think she deserves. She atleast tried to help sasuke by finding him to formulate a plan and that earns something to eat in my book. So why don't you shut up and let the woman eat." Naruto says with a glare that makes Kakashi back off before turning around making his back face the team.

"Well then i guess i have no choice. . . . You pass." Kakashi says surprising the only two people who didn't know the test was really about teamwork.

"I'll report to the hokage about the teams passing and we'll start training and teamwork excersizes tomorrow at 7 am sharp. Till then you're dismissed." Kakashi says disappearing in a shunshin. Naruto himself unties Sakura as Sasuke merely makes a break for the entrance running off to the uchiha compound before sakura could ask for a date. As naruto is untying sakura he ddecides to talk.

"Sakura you need to stop chasing after sasuke like that. Think about it. What would any clan head want? A loud, whiney, pretty girl who can't lift a finger or someone who can produce strong children like a real shinobi would?" Naruto says as he begins fiddling with the knot.

"Well someone who can make strong children i guess. . .Why?" Sakura asks as Naruto continues his attempts to get her down.

"Think about it sakura you're a smart girl. You've been making yourself pretty and doing everything to only look good. Rather then what hinata does cause she actually trains. Sasuke doesn't like pretty girls who can't hold their own he likes strong women or men who can fight along side him." Naruto says getting first of 6 knots free as he continues working on the others.

"Huh i guess that makes sense . . . So you think i should train more and that would Make sasuke like me?" Sakura asks a little hopeful.

"Well yeah i do. Honestly i don't see why you want a stuck up asshat like him. Sure he's from a strong clan but what else does he have to offer? Not much besides being a cynical asshole and a total downer to everyone's mood and a true bummer at parties." Naruto says jokingly getting Sakura to laugh some.

"So what do you think i should do to win my Sasuke-kun?" Sakura asks ignoring hte insults Naruto said to her precious uchiha before Shrugging his shoulders.

"Well honestly i don't know. But your voice is very loud and banshee like Sakura. You could use that to your advantage. Amplify it with chakra and you can literally just shout your opponents to death. Sound waves can be very deadly and at certain frequencies can even liquify insides, Explode organs, glass and even skulls. Plus the concussive force behind them can concus and confuse targets even to point of shattering bones from the force and it would even knock projectiles off course like a shiled. Figure out how to do that and you'll surely be strong enough to catch his attention." naruto finishes before giving up on untying the pink haired Fangirl. He just pulls out samehada and slashes her downwards agianst hte ropes shredding them like ribbons freeing Sakura who looks at Naruto and gives him a soft smile.

"Thanks Naruto. That sounds like something i really need to try. I'll go research it at the library. See you tomorrow." Sakura says before racing off to the library. Naruto merely scowls some at the village as he walks back to his apartment. Knowing that his Kaa-chan won't be back for sometime he just laments his soon to be loneliness as he enters his apartment before he hears the sultry click and ticks of Samehada maing him blush at what she had just said to him before his door closes behind him.

(Hokage's office 12:05 pm.)

Hiruzen was currently waiting on the arrival of Kakashi as the other jonin had been to the meeting on time. He had purposefully told them the right time and Kakashi the wrong time to make sure he showed up relatively on time.

"Alright then since Kakashi is a bit late we can start without him. What are the status of the current teams. Pass or fail?" Sarutobi asks as he looks at his Jonin with a smile. Teams one through 6 all failed for one reason or another and before Kurenai could speak Soon enough Kakashi is seen limping his way into the room after the door opens up. Kakashi takes two steps towards Hiruzen only to hold up a finger before promptly passing out and falling forward landing face first into the hardwood floor of his office.

"Well i take it team 7 Passed due to Naruto. . . .Now kurenai you were saying?" Hiruzen asks only to see a shocked Kurenai who is merely staring at Kakashi's passed out body.

"Uhh . . yeah Team 8 passes Hokage-sama. . . uh would you mind explaining exactly how it was Naruto that made team 7 pass?" Kurenai asks only to get a hand up blocking her question.

"Later, Asuma team 10 how did they do?" Hiruzen says with a questioning tone.

"They pass Hokage-sama. Now can you tell us all how this happened to Kakashi since you seem to know tou-san?" Asuma asks as Hiruzen merely sighs and presses his intercom button.

"Hello?" The voice on the other end answers.

"Ah yes Ibiki-san, Listen i need you to send over Inoichi-san to my office immedately. He must perform a certain jutsu and you and Anko may join in if you wish to see it. I feel it would be a great thing to see. Oh also tell Anko that if she comes to bring the pop-corn. I feel a bit peckish and i'm sure this enlightening technique will be perfect with a light snack." Hiruzen says as Ibiki merely gives a Hai over the intercom. The sensei's for teams 1-6 merely don't seem to care or just don't wanna be in the same room as the interrigation experts Ibiki and Anko and as such leave immediately.

After a short 2 minute interval Ibiki, Anko and inoichi are all present with freshly popped pop-corn, butter and some candy while they all take a seat on the couch. They all prop Kakashi up on a chair as Inoichi uses his memory viewal technique and broadcasts it to everyone after having Kurenai cast a Genjutsu on him so that they can see what he is seeing. Inoichi's technique shows his memories fresh from when he arrived at the training ground to him passing out in the hokage's office. Needless to say as the 3 hour long memory plays everyone in the room is currently eating popcorn and candy, Drinking some soda and sake all while Laughing there asses off at how one of the strongest ANBU captains ever to grace it's ranks is currently being man handled by a freshly appointed 12 year old Genin. Anko and Kurenai couldn't help but fall out of the couch they were sitting on when Naruto used the Secret finger jutsu on Kakashi which caused both Kunoichi immense amounts of pleasure and pain as it hurt to continue laughing at his expense. Anko literally holding her ribs inplace to keep them from splitting in half as she kicks her legs in the air.

Red faced and still laughing Anko can't help but roll on the floor as the memory finally ends with him passing out face first onto the floor. Needless to say that the entire group had one hell of a fun time watching Kakashi getting taken down a peg. Since the Genjutsu Kurenai used broadcast the memory directly around thier surroundings Ibiki had thought this would be great Blackmail Material and recorded the whole thing from start to finish. He pockets the camcorder smirking happily as he will make as many copies as he can before giving them to everyone here to enjoy at home and even to give one to Maito Gai just for the hell of it. Soon the laughing stops and everyone calms down only to sigh a heavy content sigh showing they had finally been able to calm down and relax.

Kakashi soon wakes up seeing everyone in the office he merely rubs his head before remembering why he was here.

"Hokage-sama team 7 passes as you said they would. . .Can i go home now? I kind of had a rough day." Kakashi says as he stands up rubbing his sore as fuck asshole.

"Yes you may Kakashi you're dismissed. Show up at the tower sometime tomorrow for your teams first mission. I know that D-ranks suck but it's nothing to get "Anal" about." Hiruzen says with a slight snicker.

"Uh yeah sure i'll keep that in mind hokage-sama." Kakashi says a bit suspicious.

"Oh calm down Hatake. It's nothing to get "Butt-hurt" about." Anko says with a sneer. Bringing Kakashi to raise an eyebrow at her wording.

"Anko-chan don't antagonize him. I'm sure it's a very "Sore" Subject for him." Kurenai says as she puts her hand in front of her mouth to give a girlish giggle.

"Is something going on that i don't know about?" Kakashi asks a bit confused.

"No nothings going on Kakashi. We're just being "Cheeky"With you." Inoichi says bringing some of the others to laugh some.

"Hey kakashi how's your ass?" Ibiki says bluntly. At that the whole room erupts in laughter before Kakashi realizes what's going on and just leaves the room quickly embarrassed by them finding out somehow.

"Oh Kami, I can't believe we got so many butt jokes out of that. This is pure gold and i'm sure we can get a lot of milage out of this one guys." Anko says wiping a tear away from her eye as Hiruzen smiles.

"Yes i'm glad we got this dirt. I'm sure I can finally get him to show up to meetings and team mission distributions on time using this as blackmail." Hiruzen says with a smirk.

"So did Ameyuri already leave for her mission hokage-sama?" Anko asks a bit happy Naruto passed.

"Yes she did. Naruto is currently in his apartment with Samehada probably discussing how much of a pain in the ass his teams going to be until he gets a partner that can match him in skill. You're all dismissed. Oh and ibiki?" Hiruzen says looking at him.

"Yes Hokage-sama?" Ibiki asks a bit curious as to the serious tone in his voice.

"I expect my copy of the tape later tonight before i leave my office. Make as many as you need to. We're going to need them." Hiruzen says with a happy smirk.

"Sure thing Hokage-sama. . . .you're doing this in her memory aren't you?" Ibiki asks a bit scared of the next answer he will give.

"Yes i am Ibiki. . .you know the Sarutobi clan in it's entirety is loyal not only to Konoha but to her as well. She loved pranks like this and i'm damn sure going to keep this kind of spirit alive so long as i'm on this earth drawing breath." Hiruzen says surprisingly serious considering the topic of conversation.

"Right away sir. Also . . .I'm sure she'd be happy knowing you're doing this kind of thing in her honor sir. By your leave Hokage-sama." Ibiki says as he and the others are given a affirmative nod. Hiruzen merely stares at the bright blue sky in contemplation of what She would do if she were here to find out how the village treated her son. Hiruzen sighs and goes back to doing his paperwork all the while thinking on how powerful Naruto will one day become. Knowing that no matter the odds, Naruto's enemies will surely perish in the most sadistic way possible if he has anything to say about it.

Especially if they were to get in the way of his dreams. Hiruzen sighs some and merely stops whats he's doing to lean back into his chair and take a small break. He lights his pipe and takes a long drag on the tobacco inside before exhaling a large plume of smoke.

"Naruto. . . I hope you can get away from this damned village as soon as possible to meet her. . . .I only pray to Kami that when you two do meet. . . who ever gets in your way prays that thier deaths are quick." Hiruzen says before closing his eyes and slipping off into unconsciousness taking a well needed and well deserved Nap.

CB: Short chapter yes i know but i haven't had time to really think on things as of late. The next chapter will be much longer and feature Ameyuri's mission, Naruto's team missions and first trip to wave all in one. Plus a very special surprise twist. I hope you all enjoyed reading this cause my update's are going to be sparratic at best and i hope you don't mind that.

Crystal bullet Signing off.