A/N here comes part two;) I forgot to mention earlier that Mokona also appears in this story- she was given to Yuui until he learns Japanese. Enjoy! and of course R&R
Disclaimer: I don't own Tsubasa. If I did, you see what would happen
Slowly, like a predator on the hunt, Kurogane approached the corner and tried to localise the suspicious noise. Yup, his trouble-senses were right; it came from the bathrooms. Of course, turning back and walking away was not even an option- not for a fearless and loyal ninja he were (aka he didn't want to piss Tomoyo off and be sent away again). Therefore, after short preparations- he had to get rid of all those damn presents; and no, he wasn't worry that mage would like them- he slowly opened the door of changing room, ready for any villain/traitor/demon/crazy mage…only to see a bunch of men (probably more than half of all castle guards) crowding by the doors leading to shower room. They were giggling like teenage girls, whispering and pushing each other to get better view of something (someone) having a shower.
At that point Kurogane should probably have realised what was going on however he was too distracted by the fact that his bad-ass soldiers were giggling and squealing to think coherently.
When he finally overcame initial shock, he grabbed the nearest man and shook him violently. "What the hell are you doing?" the man snarled.
"Hush!" the man wriggled from his grip. "I don't want to miss anything."
Kurogane froze. At that moment his only thought was "whaaa…?" No one, absolutely no one was allowed to 'hush' him. He must have been standing there for a quite long time, petrified (ninja pride is an awful thing), before one of the officers noticed him. "Oh, Kurogane, you're here?" he said without darting his eyes from the doors (or rather from the tiny space between doors and wall- bad, bad ninjas). "Don't just stand there, you won't see anything."
Still too shocked to protest, Kurogane obliged and come closer to glance through the door. It actually took him a few seconds to understand what was in front of his eyes.
There, inside the steam-filled room was one very naked blond mage standing under one of the further showers. His whole body was glistening with water and shower gel but he made no effort to wash it off and let the water move over his milky-white back, perfect ass (at that moment Kurogane's mouth become dry) and pair of long long legs. He made no effort because he was dancing.
Although it was not a dance you could call decent- far from that. It involved slow, hypnotic moves and shaking hips in a way that no normal man should be able to. Whole group watched with fascination as the blond lifted his arms and swayed delicately.
"No, no Yuui-chi! You're doing it wrong" cried a voice that belong to no one else but Mokona who emerged from nowhere and jumped on soap shelf. "You have to shake your hips harder, like that black woman we saw in telly!"
"Yessir!" said Yuui with mock salute. "We'll try once again, all right?"
"Yup! Here we go." And they both started dancing again, only this time it was accompanied by singing.
…There's lot of favours
I'm prepared to do.
You do one for mama-
she'll do one for you…
It was too much for Kurogane's poor brain- it simply shut down as his owner continued to stare (and drool but hush!). All logical thoughts disappeared with loud puff!, leaving only: Yuui-mommy+ Kuro-daddy… Unfortunately, next lines, punctuated by violent hips' shake, didn't help at all.
…When you're good to mama,
mama's good to you!...
All ninja watched with growing fascination as blond mage twisted and twirled under the water. Subconsciously, they leaned more and more forward until the inevitable happened and whole group fell on the floor of shower room. The noise they made was loud enough to alert whole castle not only one vampirc mage with sensitive senses. Uncertain what to do next, the men tried to gather themselves and stand up as nonchalantly as possible; although were not very successful – with Kuro (who came last) sprawled on the top and things like that.
"Hyuu! Hello, everyone; why are you laying on the floor?" cried a cheerful voice. "It can't be very comfortable. Let's help them Moko-chan!" everyone looked (a bit fearfully) at smiling mage. Thankfully, he had put on some towel - small, short and hanging in a way that violated laws of physics (it's almost a canon for such scenes) - and was kneeling in front of them.
"Well, we uhm…" no one seemed to know what to say next.
"It's all right! I understand everything."
"You do?" Kurogane stared at him with disbelief. God, that guy had no shame.
"Naturally! It's very kind that you waited outside and let me take shower alone…"
"What? But we didn't…" some too honest ninja was elbowed and abruptly stopped while Yuui cheerfully continued:
"…but you really didn't have to! I've already used shared showers- in Yamano, I think- so it's not a problem at all!"
"Y-yeah, it was something like this…"
"We didn't want to disturb…"
"You're our guest so…"
"Aww, you're too good to me- I'll be spoiled!" Yuui laughed and waved hands. "Please there's no need for such things. Kuro-chan, you should have told them that I'm not such prude!"
"Don't count me in, I've just came here" huffed said ninja indifferently as though he hadn't took part in peep-at-the-mage party a few minutes earlier. Damn mage, of course he remembered Yamano - and still blushed at the tiniest mention of it. Nevertheless, it seemed that they were save thanks to Yuui's wicked brain. If only…
"But Yuui-chi, Mokona thinks that you're wrong… and all ninja-puppies here weren't waiting for their turn!" OK, maybe they weren't as lucky as he hoped. Damn manju-bun. Damn witch. Damn ma…
"How come, Moko-chan?"
"Because they wanted to be lovey-dovey with Yuui!" Silence. And some more silence.
And mage burst into laughter. "Mokona, you can't be serious!" there were more giggles which made Kurogane somehow offended.
"But it's true! It's one of Mokona 108 secret techniques – secret technique no. 34: sensing perverted thoughts. And their thoughts were very very naughty, really!"
The blond smiled widely and tickled the manju. "Moko-moko is the most amazing creature in the whole world!" he announced, sounding like a proud creator (oh and how Kurogane hated that Witch for lending Mokona to mage, insisting even). "Although I can't imagine such thing."
"But Yuuui," Mokona whined "they were peeping at us!" Some off soldiers gasped, some went pale and Kurogane flushed a beautiful shade of crimson.
"Peeping?" repeated mage a bit dumbly. "Ohh, I see, you wanted to check if I look the same as people here, didn't you? Heavens know what Kuro-rin told you! Probably something about crazy, sugar-addicted monster with over-sized fangs!"
(Kurogane thought that it wasn't bad description but other ninja quickly rushed to disagree)
"See?" squeaked little manju. "Everyone wants to do things to Yuui because they think that Yuui-chi is sooo cute!"
"You think so?" she nodded fiercely and he looked at them shyly. "But Moko-chan is much cuter than me! Wanna hug her?"
And he handed her with a sunny smile.