StarziesXP: Hmm, well I did say I wanted one review per chapter . . . thanks again for letting me use some quotes from your story.
DISCLAIMER
Alvin and the Chipmunks is a 2007 CGI/Live Action comedy film directed by Tim Hill, distributed by 20th Century Fox and produced by Regency Enterprises and Bagdasarian Productions.
It's 2009 sequel, Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel was directed by Betty Thomas written by John Vitti, Jonathon Aibel, and Glenn Berger, distributed by 20th Century Fox and produced by Regency Enterprise and Bagdasarian Productions.
According to Internet Movie Database and Wikipedia, Mike Mitchell directed the third movie and the writers are Jonathon Aibel and Glenn Berger.
Alvin and the Chipmunks is an American animated television series featuring The Chipmunks and first introduces The Chipettes and Miss Beatrice Miller produced by Bagdasarian Productions in association with Ruby-Spears Enterprises from 1983-1987 and DIC Entertainment with eleven additional episodes produced by Murakami-Wolf-Swenson from 1988-1990, which was renamed The Chipmunks.
Sponsored by General Foods, The Alvin Show is an American animated television series that first featured The Chipmunks produced by Format Films and Bagdasarian Film Corporations.
"I wonder what kind of story Dave is going to tell us," asked Eleanor seven minutes later in her spring green nightgown with puffy shoulders. Brittany had on a long sleeved pink nightgown with a flat collar and for Jeanette, a long sleeved lavender nightgown. Alvin wore a long sleeved red pajama top with yellow seams and buttons, a midnight blue t-shirt for Simon and Theodore a dark green shirt with bright green seams.
"I hope it's not like that movie we saw a while back," Theodore stated, a sudden shudder vibrating through his body.
"What movie?" Brittany inquired, looking at her younger adopted brother.
"I-it was an old movie that Dave, me and my brothers watched on TV several months ago," Theodore remarked, looking at his tall brother.
"What was that movie called?"
"Well, look at you," Dave's voice entered the room. The human still wore his black slacks but replacing the long sleeve shirt with a white t-shirt and white socks as well as having his hair damp. He carried seven bowls on a pan tray with a scoop of vanilla and chocolate ice cream in each dish.
"All ready for bed like I asked . . ."
"Of course David, why do you doubt us?" Alvin remarked with a smirk.
"Ignoring that, so here ya'll go! A scoop of vanilla and chocolate." Dave placed a bowl in front of each chipmunk as well as handing each a sundae spoon. He then takes a seat back on the chair, taking his bowl of ice cream off the tray and placing the pan to the side on the carpet.
"Hey Dave, do you remember that movie we watched some months ago?" Theodore asked, scooping a spoonful of chocolate ice cream in his mouth. Dave swallowed his first bite of ice cream.
"What movie, Theodore?"
"That melodrama movie . . . starring, I think, Vanessa Michaels . . ." Theodore began. Dave closed his eyes, titling his head slightly back.
"Vanessa Michaels . . . Vanessa Michaels . . ." Puffing his cheeks with air and releasing it, Dave looked back down at the six chipmunks.
"Well, she starred in a lot of movies . . ." Everyone's attention instantaneously went to Alvin as he loudly hawked his throat. Grabbing the part of his miniature red baseball cap that juts out over his eyes, Alvin twisted the headgear until the peak was behind his head.
"I'm not the one you want Charlene!" Alvin began, lowering his voice to enact a gruff guise.
"I'll only make you miserable!" Alvin throws his hands up in the air, turning on his heels.
"You want someone who wants to settle down and have a family." Simon joins in the act, wrapping Brittany's pink leather jacket around his waist.
"Hey! That's mine!" Brittany began, pointing at her jacket. Eleanor and Jeanette placed a finger to their lips and hushed her.
"Don't tell me what I want Arthur!" Putting on a high-pitched haughty feminine voice, Simon wrapped his arms around Alvin.
"You're the only man I've ever loved." Simon's hug on Alvin grew tighter as he lifted his leg and dramatically placed his arm on his forehead, tilting back somewhat. The Chipettes blinked, unsure what to think. Dave leaned forward, deep in thought.
"And will ever love!" Theodore jumped up and down, shaking his fists.
"This is when the annoying kid brother comes in!" Theodore took two paces toward his brothers.
"Charlene! Charlene! Mumsy's dead!" Theodore covered his face with his paws, feigning a British accent.
"NNNOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Simon wailed, placing the back of his paw to his forehead and falling back onto the carpet in a pretend faint. Dave bursts out laughing.
"N-n-now I remember! That was one of the early scenes in Jezebels' Hairpin."
"Jezebels' Hairpin?" Brittany and Eleanor exchanged glances.
"Oh, I remember that! A parody movie mocking film noir that came out July 1965," Jeanette automatically blurted, deep in thought. Simon blinked at his counterpart.
"How did you know that?" Simon inquired, stunned.
"We, or at least I saw it playing on TV through the opened window of Grudge's orphanage back in Australia."
"What were we doing?"
Jeanette looked down at Eleanor.
"Brittany went to bed and you dozed off before it even started." Jeanette shoveled another spoonful of vanilla ice cream in her mouth. Dave looked at his watch.
"Unfortunately, I have to cut this conversation short, so-" Dave rubbed his hands together, looking over each of the six chipmunks.
"-unless there are questions and or bathroom breaks, shall we?" Dave cleared his throat before speaking. Chipmunks and Chipettes waited for the story to begin with intense anticipation as Dave began.
"Deep beneath the darkened waters of the North Atlantic where no light penetrates, lays the great passenger liner, the Royal Mail Ship, or RMS, Titanic. People were filled with hope when the great ship was launched, believing that at last they had conquered nature, building a ship that could never sink, a ship that would never bring about the sorrows known to so many ocean-goers before. Filled with hope and promise, the ship set sail for America but never reached it. Even when the iceberg struck on April 14, 1912, many people still believed that the ship could not sink. Tragically, they were wrong. The ship vanished into the depths of the ocean, taking over fifteen hundred passengers with it, men, women, and even children. Many of them had set out on the journey filled with hope for the future. Now, the ship lies in pieces on the ocean floor, inhabited only by a few hardy sea creatures and perhaps ghosts-"
"Ghosts!?" Both Eleanor and Theodore dropped their spoons, taking hold of each other.
"Don't worry. There won't be anything that has ghosts or any other monsters in this story. Besides, there are no such things as ghosts," Dave reassured them.
"Oh yea!?" Alvin shot to his feet, pointing his spoon up at Dave.
"What about in those pictures you see on the internet? Or what about that ghost living next door with Mr. and Mrs. Pena? He is somewhat creepy."
"I'm sure he says the same thing about you," Simon muttered under his breath, rolling his eyes to the top of his head. Overhearing him, Alvin stuck his tongue out at the rounded black glasses wearing chipmunk.
"First off, it's Peña and their college aged son has a congenital disorder where pigment in the skin, hair and eyes are completely or partially absent due to absence or defect of an enzyme involved in the production of melanin."
"What about the pictures?" Alvin challenged the human male, folding his arms.
"Long exposure, reflection in the distance, overlapped pictures, flash reflection . . ." Simon started.
". . . lens flare, bad film, website frauds, bugs, object on the negative, dust . . ." Jeanette added on.
"Cigarette smoke." Everyone looked at Simon, total bewilderment played on his or her face. Simon threw his arms up in defense.
"Don't look at me, the author made me say it."
"Anyways," Dave began, turning his attention from Simon back to Alvin.
"Don't believe everything you see or read on the internet Alvin. And what did I say about going overboard with your monster fantasies?"
"Of course Dave, when do I not listen to you?"
"You still sell my underwear on eBay after I told you a thousand times not to."
"B-but you're somewhat famous! A-a-and people like to be close to their hero as possible." Brittany pushed Alvin to the side.
"Uh, Dave, shouldn't we get back to the story?" Dave looked at Brittany and then at his watch. Dave's eyebrows rose, the skin below his eyebrows stretched, his upper eyelid raised to the socket whilst the lower lid drawn down, exposing the white sclera above and below his brown irises. Nine minutes passed.
"Yes, we should!" Dave shifted in his seat. Alvin pulled Brittany back.
"People pay big bucks for celebrities' tighty-whities!" The man pointed at the red clad chipmunk.
"Can it!" Dave shot Alvin a glare.
"Now, where were we? Ah yes, now I remember." Dave took a deep breath before continuing.
"Few people have viewed the wreck since it disappeared beneath the sea so many years ago. The Titanic is gone but never forgotten . . ."
"Vanessa Michaels" is a reference to both Vanessa Bagdasarian and Michael Bagdasarian, the children of both Ross Bagdasarian and Janice Karman. Speaking of them, does anyone have any ideas what they look like?
"Charlene" is a reference to Charlene the Chipette.
"Jezebels' Hairpin" is both a combination of 1957 feature film The Devil's Hairpin produced by Theodora Productions about car racing and the 1975 action and exploitation film The Jezebels, alternate title being Switchblade Sisters, that details the lives of high school aged female gang members.
Written and directed by Cornel Wilde, The Devil's Hairpin is an action/drama as well as a sport film released October 4, 1975.
The plot has cocky car racer Nick Jargin (Cornel Wilde) retire from racing since he nearly caused the death of his brother Johnny (Larry Pennell) at a hairpin bend on a circuit and now holds a trendy café that keeps him busy full time. One day, new champion racer Tony Boari (Jack Kosslyn) challenges him. Nick returns to competition and this time around he will not only have to beat his new rival but also his own demons with Kelly James (Jean Wallace), her pretty lover Danny Rhinegold (Arthur Franz) and his no-nonsense mother (Mary Astor) by his side.
Directed by Jack Hill, The Jezebels follows a gang of snarling girls known as the "Dagger Debs." The ever tooth-gritting leader Lace befriends the newest member Maggie but soon has doubts when it seems Lace's man Dominic, the leader of the "Silver Daggers," fancies the new recruit. Lace struggles to keep control of the girl gang as they face off against the rival gang of pushers lead by Crabs.
Rostom "Ross" Bagdasarian appears as Tani Ritter..
Janice Karman plays one of the "Dagger Debs" renamed "Jezebels" known as Bunny.
The condition Dave describes where the pigments in the skin, hair and eyes are completely or partially absent due to absence or defect of an enzyme involved in the production of melanin is called Albinism. I based that on a guy I know at college.
Quotes based from Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel:
"Well look at you, all ready for bed like I asked." ~ Dave
Quotes based from Alvin and the Chipmunks Meet Frankenstein:
"I'm not the one you want Charlene! I'll only make you miserable! You want someone who wants to settle down and have a family."
"Don't tell me what I want Arthur! You're the only man I've ever loved and will ever love!"
"(watching) This is where the annoying kid brother comes in! (acting) Charlene! Charlene! Mumsy's dead!"
"NNNOOOOOOOOOOOO!" ~ Alvin, Simon & Theodore, respectively
Quotes based from Alvin and the Chipmunks Meets the Wolfman:
"I'm sure he says the same thing about you." ~ (word-for-word) Simon
Quotes based from "She-Wolf" written by StarziesXP:
"You still sell my underwear on eBay after I told you a thousand times not to."
"But you're somewhat famous! A-a-and people like to be close to their hero as possible. People pay big bucks for celebrities' tighty-whities!" ~ Simon and Alvin
Quote based from 2007 Alvin and the Chipmunks:
"Can it!" ~ Dave
Quotes based from A Chipmunk Christmas
"Now, where were we? Ah yes, now I remember." Angela Waterford
Note: If you guys seen the Alvin and the Chipmunks 3: Chip-Wrecked teaser trailer which is up on youtube, they play a bit of "My Heart Will Go On," by Celine Dion. Maybe the Chipettes will cover the song but yeah, it's a tad ironic that they did that and I'm doing a TITANIC parody!