I DON'T OWN THE FOLLOWING: YYH, The Mickey mouse songs, the I can do
anything better than you commercial, Disney, the paper scissors rock
game.uh.please tell me if I missed anything!
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Yukina- *starts to cry* Why are you so mean to us?!
Hiei- *started to go to her*
Kuwabara-*got there first*
Yukina-*sobbed on his shoulder*
Kuwabara-*blush*
Hiei- You... *fists clenched*
Kurama- Ahem... *to VOICE* Please, tell us how we may get out of this place.
VOICE- Follow the reddish brick road!!! *reddish brick road lights up*
Shizuru- IF YOU THINK FOR ONE SECOND THAT WE'RE GONNA OBEY YOUR STUPID RULES-
Kurama- Please, Shizuru! We don't know how powerful this person is, and it may make things worse if we provoke him!
VOICE- *clears throat loudly* Excuse me, but I AM A GIRL!!!!!!!!
Kurama- *sweatdrop*Eh, sorry...
Hiei-Baka VOICE...*sings* I CAN DO ANYTHING BETTER THAN YOU CAN! I CAN DO ANYTHING BETTER THAN YOU! *starts to jump around, waving his katana madly*
Kurama-Hiei, have you gone into my kitchen recently?
Hiei-Yes
Kurama-Did you get anything from the refrigerator?
Hiei-Yes
Kurama-Was it sweet snow?
Hiei-Hn. Yes. *chibi hiei glare* What are you implying! *crosses arms* Hn!
Everyone- *bug-eyed at such an outburst*
Kuwabara-Hmmm...I'm sure I've heard of this 'red-brick road' junk...It's just on the tip of my tongue.
Yukina-Oh, Kazuma-kun, I hope you remember!
Kuwabara-Don't worry Yukina-chan *goofy grin* I can do it! I'm a big kid now! I'll remember...
Hiei-*thinks*kun??! chan??!!*yells* Kyah-hah!!!!!!! Ningen baka, you will dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!! EHEEHEEHEEHEHehehe...*thrusts katana onto the road, creating a force of wind...*
Botan-HIEI! WAIT!!!
*...which tears up the red brick road, sending Kuwabara flying.*
Keiko- Too late...*bug-eyed*
Hiei-*lands and sets Yukina down (apparently he picked her up to save her from danger)* Hn
Botan-HIEI! WHAT DID YOU DOOOO??!?? YOU MIGHT HAVE ALREADY MADE KAMI-SAMA ANGRY! *continues to rant*
Yusuke-Kami was ri..ie..ie..ie
VOICE-*a-HEM*
Yusuke-Kami-SAMA was right, we aren't far from worshipping her. Look, we're already treating her like a god! Haha..aa...aa...aa...
VOICE-GrrrrrrrRRRRRRRR..
Yusuke-Er, goddess....
Shizuru-So much for following the red brick road...
Yukina-Kazuma! Kazuma-kun? *Hiei twitches* Where ARE you?!
Kuwabara-*still flying* Where HAVE I heard that red brick road stuff...
Keiko- Erm, kami-sama, how are we supposed to know where to go now?
VOICE- That's your problem! Mwaha!
Botan- HIEI, YOU STUPID YOUKAI! NOW LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE!
Hiei- And I'd do it again too! *cackles evilly*
Keiko- *slaps Hiei*
Hiei- OW!!! *red mark appears on face*
Botan- *hits Hiei with oar*
VOICE- *sweatdrop*
(a/n: I don't know HOW Voice developed a sweatdrop, but this is in the Magical World Of Disney!)
Kuwabara- *still flying around*
Yusuke- *laughing at Hiei*
Kurama- *sweatdrop*
Shizuru- *starts smoking a cigarette*
Yukina- *looks for kuwabara* Kazuma-kun! Where are you?!
*bullets shoot*
*forest appears and little deer and dead deer are seen*
Bambi- Mama.Mama! Mama, Mama, wake up! Mama.please wake up.
Hiei- *sobs* His.his mama's dead.oh, how horrible. *sobs onto kurama's shoulder*
Botan- *appalled at the sight of Hiei and Kurama together*
Keiko, Yusuke, Shizuru- Eh..?
Kurama- *pats Hiei very awkwardly*
Hiei- *still sobbing*
Kuwabara- *still flying*
Yukina- *still looking for her kazuma-kun*
VOICE- *still there* Uh, HELLO?!
*bullets shoot*
Kurama-Gah, the hunters are still here!
Hiei-GGrrrrrrrr! I'll kill 'em! I'll kill 'em for doing such a crime
Kurama-Ehee....now, now....
Yukina-*gets grabbed by a white rabbit and is pulled into a hole* White Rabbit! Where are you taking me? Eeek!
Kuwabara-*stops flying* Yukina-chan?
Hiei-Ggggrrrrrrrrrr! I will save you!!!!!!! I'm SUPERMAN!*runs into hole*
Kuwabara-*sees this and flies down* No you aren't, Hiei, I'm gonna save her! And I'm the REAL superman!
Shizuru-I think we should all run into the hole too...
Everyone else-Why?
Shizuru-Look
*Bambi grew up now and looks mad, not to mention the fire behind him*
Everyone-EAGH! *runs into hole*
Keiko-Hey, I just thought of something....
Everyone-Hm?
Keiko-How can we all fit in this little rabbit hole???
Botan-Good question...
Keiko-I'm bored.
Botan-How about a lovely game of truth or dare??!
Shizuru-Dummy, there's no room...
Boton-Then what about a jolly good game of Paper, Scissors, Rock?
Yusuke-Oh! I haven't played that stupid game in a long time!
Kurama-*thinks*...And I'll have to put up with all of them until Kuwabara, Yukina, and Hiei return...
Shizuru-Haha! My rock smashes your two scissors! I win aga.....in............AAAAAAAAGGGGGH!!!!
Everyone-*falling*
Everyone- *landing on soft grass*
Yusuke- Uh, where are we?
VOICE- You have arrived in the magical world of Mickey and Minnie Mouse.
Hiei- MOUSE? I WANNA PLAY WITH THE MOUSE!
Mickey- Hi everybody!
Minnie- Hi!
Everyone else- *gawk*
Donald Duck- Sheesh, why are you looking at us like that?
Kuwabara- A talking duck, how cute!!!
Yukina, Keiko, Botan- Awww....
Shizuru- **** ducks.
Yusuke- Mice? EEK!!!! I HATE MICE!!!
Hiei- *jumps around*
*Little Kids pop up from nowhere following Mickey Mouse*
Yusuke-Yeargh! Kids! Those little demons...
Hiei-*glareglare* *points katana at Yusuke*
Yusuke-Eep!
Little Kids-Who's the leader of the club that's made for you and me? M-I-C! K-E-Y! M-O-U-S-E!
Hiei-What are they SINGING?!
Kuwabara-Hey! It's THE SONG!!!
Little Kids & Kuwabara-Hey there! Hi there! Ho there! You're as welcome as can be!
Everyone-*TwitchTwitch*
Hiei-Hn...*starts to listen to the song*
Little Kids-M-I-C! K-E-Y! M-O-U-S-E!
Hiei-*starts to hum and bounce to the rhythm*
Yusuke-*in a corner covering his ears* Ooo...The horrid Mickey Mouse song....*sucks his thumb* Mommy...
Botan-It's not horrid, it's that cute song from the Mickey Mouse Club! YEAH! GO MICKEY!
Mickey Mouse-*singing*Mickey Mouse!
Donald Duck-*singing*Donald Duck!
Kurama-*whispers to everyone* Lets try and sneak out...
Kuwabara & Mickey Mouse-*singing*Mickey Mouse!
Donald Duck-*singing*Donald Duck!
Little Kids and Kuwabara-*encircle around the yyh group so there would be no escape* Forever let us hold our banners high! Come along and sing a song and join the jamboree! M-I-C! K-E-Y! M-O-U-S-E!
Kurama-Not good, we're trapped!
Shizuru-KUWABARA! HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU NOT TO SING!!!
Yukina-Aw, I think it's cute!
Hiei-Cute??! Baka Mouse...! *slams katana onto the ground doing the wind thingy again*
Little Kids & Mickey Mouse Crew(MMC)-*dodge*
kuwabara-*Eeee! I'm Flying!*
Yukina-Oh, dear. Hiei, I don't think you should have hit so hard...
Hiei-*grumble*
Yusuke-Mickey Mouse must DDDDDDDIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE!!!!!! *had a bad childhood experience* SPIRIT GUN!!!*destroys MMC and the Little Kids.and everything else in it's path*
Shizuru-*sings* Mickey Mouse is dead.Got kicked in the head...*lalalalala*
Yusuke-*joins in* Cuz Mickey Mouse is dead.They shot him through the head...
Everyone-*Sweatdrop*
Keiko-Sheesh, you two are so mean...
Kurama-So what are we going to do now. You blew the whole landscape away, Yusuke.
Yusuke-IT'S NOT MY FAULT!
Hiei-Hn *pokes at ground with katana*
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Since most YYH stories were about Hiei and Kurama, I wanted Yusuke to shine!
Yusuke-YEAH!
Me-*hits him*
Yusuke-*is unconcious*
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Yukina- *starts to cry* Why are you so mean to us?!
Hiei- *started to go to her*
Kuwabara-*got there first*
Yukina-*sobbed on his shoulder*
Kuwabara-*blush*
Hiei- You... *fists clenched*
Kurama- Ahem... *to VOICE* Please, tell us how we may get out of this place.
VOICE- Follow the reddish brick road!!! *reddish brick road lights up*
Shizuru- IF YOU THINK FOR ONE SECOND THAT WE'RE GONNA OBEY YOUR STUPID RULES-
Kurama- Please, Shizuru! We don't know how powerful this person is, and it may make things worse if we provoke him!
VOICE- *clears throat loudly* Excuse me, but I AM A GIRL!!!!!!!!
Kurama- *sweatdrop*Eh, sorry...
Hiei-Baka VOICE...*sings* I CAN DO ANYTHING BETTER THAN YOU CAN! I CAN DO ANYTHING BETTER THAN YOU! *starts to jump around, waving his katana madly*
Kurama-Hiei, have you gone into my kitchen recently?
Hiei-Yes
Kurama-Did you get anything from the refrigerator?
Hiei-Yes
Kurama-Was it sweet snow?
Hiei-Hn. Yes. *chibi hiei glare* What are you implying! *crosses arms* Hn!
Everyone- *bug-eyed at such an outburst*
Kuwabara-Hmmm...I'm sure I've heard of this 'red-brick road' junk...It's just on the tip of my tongue.
Yukina-Oh, Kazuma-kun, I hope you remember!
Kuwabara-Don't worry Yukina-chan *goofy grin* I can do it! I'm a big kid now! I'll remember...
Hiei-*thinks*kun??! chan??!!*yells* Kyah-hah!!!!!!! Ningen baka, you will dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!! EHEEHEEHEEHEHehehe...*thrusts katana onto the road, creating a force of wind...*
Botan-HIEI! WAIT!!!
*...which tears up the red brick road, sending Kuwabara flying.*
Keiko- Too late...*bug-eyed*
Hiei-*lands and sets Yukina down (apparently he picked her up to save her from danger)* Hn
Botan-HIEI! WHAT DID YOU DOOOO??!?? YOU MIGHT HAVE ALREADY MADE KAMI-SAMA ANGRY! *continues to rant*
Yusuke-Kami was ri..ie..ie..ie
VOICE-*a-HEM*
Yusuke-Kami-SAMA was right, we aren't far from worshipping her. Look, we're already treating her like a god! Haha..aa...aa...aa...
VOICE-GrrrrrrrRRRRRRRR..
Yusuke-Er, goddess....
Shizuru-So much for following the red brick road...
Yukina-Kazuma! Kazuma-kun? *Hiei twitches* Where ARE you?!
Kuwabara-*still flying* Where HAVE I heard that red brick road stuff...
Keiko- Erm, kami-sama, how are we supposed to know where to go now?
VOICE- That's your problem! Mwaha!
Botan- HIEI, YOU STUPID YOUKAI! NOW LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE!
Hiei- And I'd do it again too! *cackles evilly*
Keiko- *slaps Hiei*
Hiei- OW!!! *red mark appears on face*
Botan- *hits Hiei with oar*
VOICE- *sweatdrop*
(a/n: I don't know HOW Voice developed a sweatdrop, but this is in the Magical World Of Disney!)
Kuwabara- *still flying around*
Yusuke- *laughing at Hiei*
Kurama- *sweatdrop*
Shizuru- *starts smoking a cigarette*
Yukina- *looks for kuwabara* Kazuma-kun! Where are you?!
*bullets shoot*
*forest appears and little deer and dead deer are seen*
Bambi- Mama.Mama! Mama, Mama, wake up! Mama.please wake up.
Hiei- *sobs* His.his mama's dead.oh, how horrible. *sobs onto kurama's shoulder*
Botan- *appalled at the sight of Hiei and Kurama together*
Keiko, Yusuke, Shizuru- Eh..?
Kurama- *pats Hiei very awkwardly*
Hiei- *still sobbing*
Kuwabara- *still flying*
Yukina- *still looking for her kazuma-kun*
VOICE- *still there* Uh, HELLO?!
*bullets shoot*
Kurama-Gah, the hunters are still here!
Hiei-GGrrrrrrrr! I'll kill 'em! I'll kill 'em for doing such a crime
Kurama-Ehee....now, now....
Yukina-*gets grabbed by a white rabbit and is pulled into a hole* White Rabbit! Where are you taking me? Eeek!
Kuwabara-*stops flying* Yukina-chan?
Hiei-Ggggrrrrrrrrrr! I will save you!!!!!!! I'm SUPERMAN!*runs into hole*
Kuwabara-*sees this and flies down* No you aren't, Hiei, I'm gonna save her! And I'm the REAL superman!
Shizuru-I think we should all run into the hole too...
Everyone else-Why?
Shizuru-Look
*Bambi grew up now and looks mad, not to mention the fire behind him*
Everyone-EAGH! *runs into hole*
Keiko-Hey, I just thought of something....
Everyone-Hm?
Keiko-How can we all fit in this little rabbit hole???
Botan-Good question...
Keiko-I'm bored.
Botan-How about a lovely game of truth or dare??!
Shizuru-Dummy, there's no room...
Boton-Then what about a jolly good game of Paper, Scissors, Rock?
Yusuke-Oh! I haven't played that stupid game in a long time!
Kurama-*thinks*...And I'll have to put up with all of them until Kuwabara, Yukina, and Hiei return...
Shizuru-Haha! My rock smashes your two scissors! I win aga.....in............AAAAAAAAGGGGGH!!!!
Everyone-*falling*
Everyone- *landing on soft grass*
Yusuke- Uh, where are we?
VOICE- You have arrived in the magical world of Mickey and Minnie Mouse.
Hiei- MOUSE? I WANNA PLAY WITH THE MOUSE!
Mickey- Hi everybody!
Minnie- Hi!
Everyone else- *gawk*
Donald Duck- Sheesh, why are you looking at us like that?
Kuwabara- A talking duck, how cute!!!
Yukina, Keiko, Botan- Awww....
Shizuru- **** ducks.
Yusuke- Mice? EEK!!!! I HATE MICE!!!
Hiei- *jumps around*
*Little Kids pop up from nowhere following Mickey Mouse*
Yusuke-Yeargh! Kids! Those little demons...
Hiei-*glareglare* *points katana at Yusuke*
Yusuke-Eep!
Little Kids-Who's the leader of the club that's made for you and me? M-I-C! K-E-Y! M-O-U-S-E!
Hiei-What are they SINGING?!
Kuwabara-Hey! It's THE SONG!!!
Little Kids & Kuwabara-Hey there! Hi there! Ho there! You're as welcome as can be!
Everyone-*TwitchTwitch*
Hiei-Hn...*starts to listen to the song*
Little Kids-M-I-C! K-E-Y! M-O-U-S-E!
Hiei-*starts to hum and bounce to the rhythm*
Yusuke-*in a corner covering his ears* Ooo...The horrid Mickey Mouse song....*sucks his thumb* Mommy...
Botan-It's not horrid, it's that cute song from the Mickey Mouse Club! YEAH! GO MICKEY!
Mickey Mouse-*singing*Mickey Mouse!
Donald Duck-*singing*Donald Duck!
Kurama-*whispers to everyone* Lets try and sneak out...
Kuwabara & Mickey Mouse-*singing*Mickey Mouse!
Donald Duck-*singing*Donald Duck!
Little Kids and Kuwabara-*encircle around the yyh group so there would be no escape* Forever let us hold our banners high! Come along and sing a song and join the jamboree! M-I-C! K-E-Y! M-O-U-S-E!
Kurama-Not good, we're trapped!
Shizuru-KUWABARA! HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU NOT TO SING!!!
Yukina-Aw, I think it's cute!
Hiei-Cute??! Baka Mouse...! *slams katana onto the ground doing the wind thingy again*
Little Kids & Mickey Mouse Crew(MMC)-*dodge*
kuwabara-*Eeee! I'm Flying!*
Yukina-Oh, dear. Hiei, I don't think you should have hit so hard...
Hiei-*grumble*
Yusuke-Mickey Mouse must DDDDDDDIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE!!!!!! *had a bad childhood experience* SPIRIT GUN!!!*destroys MMC and the Little Kids.and everything else in it's path*
Shizuru-*sings* Mickey Mouse is dead.Got kicked in the head...*lalalalala*
Yusuke-*joins in* Cuz Mickey Mouse is dead.They shot him through the head...
Everyone-*Sweatdrop*
Keiko-Sheesh, you two are so mean...
Kurama-So what are we going to do now. You blew the whole landscape away, Yusuke.
Yusuke-IT'S NOT MY FAULT!
Hiei-Hn *pokes at ground with katana*
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Since most YYH stories were about Hiei and Kurama, I wanted Yusuke to shine!
Yusuke-YEAH!
Me-*hits him*
Yusuke-*is unconcious*