"Err, ne, Lucy I have a question..?"

"What is it, Wendy-chan?"

"...why is Natsu-nii wearing Mira's.. undergarments.. and hanging from the beam of the guild?"

"..He's doing what?"

It was a fine day. By saying fine, she meant that the skies weren't stormy and that her rent was paid and that no kidnappers, mortal enemies, would be conquerors, 700-year-old-should-be-dead-but-somehow-not men interrupting her fine, fine life. Erza is still twitchy, Mira is still smiling, Happy is still eating fishes, Gray is still stripping (with Juvia swooning from the background) and Natsu's still, well, Natsu.

Except he's not. Because somehow, his level of.. idiocy far superseded his old level.

"What's he done now?" she asked, out of breath once reaching the Fairy Tail Guild's open doors, with Wendy behind her, panting. No one seemed to hear her. The guild was in utter pandemonium, of course.

Is that Cana making out with Juvia?

Lucy marched right up to Mira's bar, evading a dozen or so dishes flying, sweaty bodies of men dancing, and, curiously enough, an old, pink, frilly sock with kittens on them.

"What's he done now?" she asked again, exasperatedly, to the beaming silver-haired lady without even bothering to say hello. She smiled her thanks when Mira handed her a glass. Lucy looked around the massive room and grimaced. It was one thing to look after an unusually troublesome guild.

"Natsu? Oh, well, he's being Natsu."

"Wendy said he was hanging from the beam of the roof. With your underwear."

"Was he really," replied Mirajane, sounding quite amused. "I suppose he did, but I imagine he wouldn't even dare to turn down Gray's challenge."

Lucy huffed. "Certainly not. Where are they anyway?" she asked, facing the pretty bartender and casually avoiding a bottle thrown from behind her. Yep, this is Fairy Tail.

"Somewhere around. I lost track of them after the fifteenth round of Ramen 'n' Rum, but I think-"

"What!" Lucy shrieked, her voice hysterical. "Ramen 'n' Rum? Ramen's perfectly fine, but rum? Mira, please tell me you're joking."

"You're joking," deadpanned Mira.

"Seriously? Oh no no no, I need to get away." A look on the smirking bartender gave her some answers she desperately did not want.

"Natsu's already here, isn't he?" whispered Lucy, terrified.

Mirajane continued smirking and, with a flick of amused eyes to a person from behind the Celestial Mage, nodded.

"HIYA LUCE."

With a shudder, Lucy Heartfilia turned around and faced the speaker, whom she knew but desperately wished she didn't.

"H-hey, Natsu. Oh look at the time! I need to go-europMmMHPH!" Lucy was cut off when Natsu immediately hugged her, cutting off her respiration and nearly asphyxiating her.

Somebody help me, she thought as she flailed her arms uselessly.

"Mmmmm Wu-hic-Wuce-hic-Wucey, you rrrrrrreally rrrrreally smell nice," mumbled the inebriated Natsu Dragneel, Salamander of the Fairy Tail, Fire Dragon Slayer.

Ultimate idiot and clingy when drunk.

"I know I do, Natsu, but I'm choking- if you don't let me go right now-"

"Don't wanna," replied Natsu with a pout.

"Just-just some little air, please?" begged Lucy.

"Aw, yer no fun Luce."

"Please."

"M'kay," whined Natsu. He gave her some space, but didn't let go.

"Ya know, yer rrrrreally cute, Wucchey," commented Natsu as he played with her hair.

"I-uh-wha-what?" stammered the blonde, a furious shade of red on her cheeks.

"Ya.. and yer rrrrreally sweet.. and sm-sma-smarrrt.. and funny.. yeah yer funny!"

Lucy stammered incoherently.

"Looks like somebody's got a crush," singsonged Mirajane from behind them.

"He does not!"

"Whazzat's a crush?"

Both spoke at the same time. Mirajane sniggered.

"It means, Natsu-kun, that you like Lucy-chan," explained Mira.

Natsu looked confused, but not confused enough to let go of Lucy, nor to stop playing with her hair.

"Uh, yah, I like her," said Natsu. "Like, rrrreally like her. Wucy's mine. Ov cors I like her."

"I-I'm not, wait what?" asked Lucy.

"Lucy's yours?" said Mira with a smug smile on her face.

"Yah. Lucy's mine," replied Natsu, sniffing the blonde.

Lucy groaned but still flushed. This is exactly why she hated Natsu being drunk.

And then she groaned more. It was so not a fine day.

But then again, she wouldn't change this un-fine day for the world, if it means she'd be with Fairy Tail.

And more importantly, Natsu Dragneel.

That idiot.

(But a really sweet one.)

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A/N: Second chapter/drabble done! Drunk!Clingy!Natsu, hehe. (Shoutout to Twishadowhunter for this. Thanks!) I apologize, though, I am not well-versed in the art of knowing how to write drunken people. So, yeah. Thoughts and reviews are appreciated.