AUTHOR'S NOTE: Felt generous, here's an early update, with a handy dandy schedule:
Monday: Maybe an update
Tuesday: Maybe an update
Wednesday: Maybe an update
Etc.
I drove up, and walked in.
Well, I got the job, Hooray for me. But I heard them saying "we'll be doing the world a favour", or something like that. It was nothing to worry about, though.
~DAWN OF THE FIRST NIGHT~
I arrived at the pizzeria. The place was rundown, and ramshackle. The gates were rusted, and the windows grimy. The last few employees, the Janitors, were coming out as I went in. As I walked past, I saw the animatronics. I don't know why, but I could have sworn one of them said something. "He…He…" Were they talking about Hetalia? I LOVED THAT ANIME. But I didn't have time to think about anime, not now. I had a duty to perform. It was 11:40, giving me time to prepare for the animatronic scare party due to begin in 20 minutes. I decided to bring my 3DS and Pokémon with me for entertainment. Also, anticipating being spooked, I brought an entire pack of patented Adult Diapers.
There was a guy on the phone, to tell me what to do so my chance of dying a horrible grisly death would be at least 5% lower. He said something like: "Hello, Hello? Welcome to Freddy Fazbear's Fun-Castle. I worked in that office before you, and am finishing my last week now, so I hope there's no cliché 'this character dies because they're doing well' moments, ha-ha. Anyway, Check those cameras close those doors, and don't die, I *cough cough* don't *cough cough* believe in you!"
~LATER~
Freddy didn't move. I'm not surprised. He weighs what, 3000 pounds? Although I could have SWORN he looked at me. I ignored it, and kept playing Pokémon. As I was fighting May, I heard a moaning noise. It was the Chicken. She was holding Pizza. There was NO WAY I was going to be tempted by delicious free pizza. Besides, I already took a whole box. But, after she left those moans kept happening. Guess what?
The bunny was right at the door. I nearly soiled my collector's edition Superman™ pants. Oh wait, I did. DAMN YOU …uh what was his name again? Billy? Was it Bertrude? No, maybe it was Bangalangadingdong? Oh wait, I remember, his name was Bonnie the bunny. What kind of a name even IS that, anyway?
After that, it was 4:20 AM. I had to resist the urge to make a weed joke. I nearly failed. Then the phone guy called again: "Someone already did that. They're dead now." That convinced me not to do what I was about to do with my phone and portable speaker.
I kept the doors closed after that.
It was 6 AM, and I was at 69% power. I did pretty well, even If I do say so myself. What was strange, however, was the fact that all the animatronics had turned themselves off. It was very intriguing. I went home to eat ramen and cry.