Renji & Shuuhei's Plan

Disclaimer: I do not own Bleach.

It had been roughly around a day since the bet was made between the four. Shuuhei and Renji were busy planning on what to do to Byakuya but, at some point they would always find something wrong with their plans.

"How about stealing his Zanpaktou when he's not looking?" Shuuhei asked.

"Would never work and besides he would Senbonzakura our asses if he even found out that we were trying to even steal it."

They were both thinking about modifying his physical appearance when Shuuhei whispered to him. Renji just shuddered at the thought… of stealing his kenseikan.

"You want me to steal his kenseikan?!? How am I even supposed to get that close? He is practically wearing it all the time. A sign of a noble he says but I think he just wears it so he looks cool but really it's a sign of him being a pain in the ass. Even getting near him is hard enough!"

"Okay well here is the plan you just pour some sake to everyone at the next Kuchiki dinner and see what happens. Besides it's going to be funny to see how the nobles get drunk and let lose. Just seeing Byakuya drunk is going to be hysterical enough. I mean it's not like they will remember anything when they get up." Shuuhei added.

Meanwhile back at the Kuchiki household….

"Achoo!" Byakuya sneezed.

"Hmm I think I'm coming down with a cold. I should probably just skip dinner tonight." He thought.

He had someone get him some medicine and water and he turned in to hit the hay. Not literally of course. However Renji did not count the possibility that the captain may be sick instead of at the dinner…

Dinner with the Kuchiki household…

"Did you slip in some sake to everyone?" Shuuhei asked.

"Yeah but I think Byakuya brought his food back to his room, I've heard he has caught a cold recently.

"Well at least there will be no witnesses y' know. The plan is good enough though, lets go to his room after everyone has gotten drunk. It will just be easier that way."

So they waited and waited to find that the sake had worked on everyone. They also found out that the Kuchiki clan wasn't as uptight as everyone thought they were. Well not drunk they weren't. In fact you could probably call 'em party animals. Hey the fact of the matter was that all of Sereitei would hear the legendary Kuchiki Part that lasted for a day. Their rep was basically going to be trashed.

Back with Renji and Shuuhei….

"Okay how exactly are we supposed to get his kenseikan off his head when he's still wearing it?" Shuuhei asked

"Look it's no big deal I have seen him wear this thing just about a million times. It's probably the same way to get it out eh?"

"Yeah, yeah just hurry up and get it."

Thirty minutes later….

"Got it! See it wasn't that hard."

"Are you freaking kidding me you took about 30 minutes just to get the damn thing off!"

"So at least I got it off, which reminds me don't you think we should check up on them?"

As they arrived on the scene they couldn't believe what they saw. Just about half of Sereitei came and partied along with them! It seemed that a certain Matsumoto wanted to kill their chances of winningby inviting half of Sereitei. I mean after all how could you win if Kuchiki clan murdered you when they found out that you "disgraced them"?

"Look let's just get out of here FAST."

The two people shunpoed off hoping that no one would notice that they were behind these…events.

The next day…

As Byakuya woke up, he felt that something was amiss mainly with his hair…

"What the hell? I could have sworn I was wearing the kenseikan to bed yesterday. Well it's no problem anyway." thought Byakuya.

He walked over to his drawers and opened them revealing a drawer full of kenseikan.

"I'm glad I always keep extras with me it would make me look bad if I had unruly hair."

Upon this scene, Renji entered with a surprised look on his face.

"Is there something wrong Renji?"

"No..no err just forgot something at Shuuhei's" as he slowly backed away.

He quickly ran into to Shuuhei who was checking up if Byakuya was freaking out or anything.

"So how'd the plan go?" Shuuhei asked

"Definitely. Not. Good. It turns out he keeps extras in the drawer in his room…"

"Fuck! And considering the mess we made there I think he would probably pissed…which reminds me, bye!" As Shuuhei ran off he left Renji puzzled.

"What the hell?" Renji thought.

As he turned around he saw Kuchiki Byakuya and although he did not show any emotion he could tell that he was definitely pissed.

"Scatter Senbonzakura."

Preview: "Hey 'Hime could you do me a favor?" Masumoto asked.

A/N: Seriously I feel this story is very dull. I need someone to help me out with writing the humor parts. Because I flat out don't think they are funny. I might consider cancelling this story /.