I don't own Kingdom Hearts.
Xigbar's turn!
Ways to make him want to use you as target practice.
1. Ask why he has an eye patch every time you see him.
2. Replace his guns with bubble guns.
3. Make fun of his surfer accent.
4. Give him hair dye and when he doesn't use it scream about how mean he is.
5. When he finally uses the dye give him a mirror and laugh when he realizes that it turned his hair bubble gum pink.
6. When he goes to sleep braid his hair.
7. Take the pictures and post them on the Internet.
8. Blame Marluxia for his pink hair.
9. Record Xigbar destroying Marluxia's flower garden and give the video to Marluxia.
10. Sit down with a bucket of popcorn and watch Xigbar get attacked by Marluxia.
11. Tell him the anagram of his name.
12. Refuse to call him anything but Bigrax.
13. Dress exactly like him and mimic everything he does.
14. Call him 'Patchy' once Bigrax gets old.
15. Ask him where his parrot is.
16. Steal his ammo and place them under Axel's bed.
17. Ask why he is the Organization's number two when Saix clearly deserves the job.
18. Every time you see him tell him it isn't cool to cut his own face.
19. When he tries to tell you how he really got the scar tell him it isn't nice to lie and that you are really disappointed in him.
20. Buy him a surfboard and when he refuses to use it make Xemnas order him to.
21. Steal Demyx's sitar and play it. The worse your musical ability the better and also the bigger the waves are.
Tell me what you think. Suggestions? Comments? No serious flames please.
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