Character List
Laurie Strode- Avril Lavinge
Annie Brackett- Emma Watson
Micheal- Matthew McConaughey
Mindi 'Demesia' Loiffier- Jordana Brewster
Elderly Woman- Holland Taylor
Elderly Man- Vincent Pastore
Rylette DuPoint- Kimberly 'Lil Kim' Jones
Doctor Monroe Clark- Charlie Sheen
Doctor Stacey Denton- Denise Richards
Layla Clark- Shannyn Sossamon
Intern Geoffery- Cillian Murphy
Intern Mona- Christina Ricci
Scott Tramer- Scott Speedman
Kramer the Guard- Craig Robinson
Waitress/ Luna Van Der Klok- Brooke Burke
Intern Skye- Ellen Page
Nurse Kai- Meagan Good
Dr. Samuel Loomis- Ewan McGregor
Clover Destery- Beverly Mitchell
Lisa Denzop- Shawnee Smith
Laurie: age 15- Deborah Ann Woll
Claudia: age 20- Jennette McCurdy
Rylette: age 20- Kiely Williams
Annie: age 15- Evanna Lynch
Mr. Kline- Tom Cruise
Sheriff Lee Brackett- Regis Philbin
CSI Hayden Romero- David Alan Grier
CSI Lacey Thompson- Lauren Conrad
Detective Douglas Garretty- Terry Crews
Marion Chambers- Christina Applegate
Claudia Miranda Strode- Julia Stiles
Uncle Ty Bumpermann - Kevin James
Aunt Kait Bumpermann- Cheryl Hines
Talia Bumpermann- Ali Larter
Dean Mark Brackett- Alan Rickman
Mako Pamona- Emile Hirsh
Freddie Cutter- Jonah Hill
Bebe Sands- Kelly Monaco
Professor Duncan Southbaye- Yvette Nicole Brown
Horatio Cullum- Ryan Kwanten
Sadie Spitz- Emma Stone
Shasta Spitz- Lindy Booth
Sabella Spitz- Alyson Hannigan
Cade- Taylor Lautner
Lukas- Drake Bell
Professor Flannigan- Rutina Wesley
Officer Blaze Compton- Idris Elba
Officer Afton McMello- Tina Fey
Donna Gutterman- Anna Paquin
Foxtrot Frankie- Dmitry Chaplin
Quickstep Quinn- Cheryl Burke
Samba Sally- Karina Smirnoff
Mr. Kole- Morgan Freeman
Adam Stein- Sam Trammell
Isabella Myers- Edie Falco
We open with a teenage girl being assisted out of a ramshackle house by another teenage girl. Both are sporting bruises, cut, and slashes.
MINDI: (Mumbling to self) I shot him... I shot him... I shot him...
LAURIE: (Speaking gibberish) Her shneff la fore kay mnaklo
BRACKETT: (Pulling them over) Laurie? Mindi?
MINDI: (Mumbling still) I shot him... I shot him... I shot him...
BRACKETT: What?
LOOMIS: (Pulling up next to Brackett with Clover in passenger seat) What's going on?
MINDI: (Screaming beligerantly) Call the police! Tell the sheriff I shot him!
CLOVER: Michael? You shot Michael!
MINDI: Tell him he's still on the loose!
CLOVER: Death should've come to him instantly!
LOOMIS: You don't know what death is!
Another police car and an Ambulence pull over towards them. Michael is seen skulking about a few blocks off. He turns and sees a house with jack-o-lantern in it. An elderly woman is fixing a sandwich in the kitchen.
ELDERLY WOMAN: (Calling to man in parlour) Do you want mayonaisse on your sandwich?
ELDERLY MAN: (Gruffly stratching stubble on chin) Nah!
ELDERLY WOMAN: How bout mustard?
ELDERLY MAN: Yes!
ELDERLY WOMAN: Are you talking to me or the television again? (Michael walks in the parlour by way of the back door and strangles man with his bare hands) Well aren't you going to answer me? (She turns and Michael strangles her with his hands. The woman kicks wildly as she falls to the floor dead.)
Back at the Myers place.
MINDI: (Shouting from stretcher as she and Laurie are loaded into ambulence) I shot him! I shot him in the heart. I shot him!
CLOVER: I hope she hasn't miscarried...
LOOMIS: Poor child...
BRACKETT: (Running over) I just got a confirmed sighting. Adlock and Frothing Street. He couldn't have gotten very far, come on you two(Indicating Loomis and Clover)
Michael is pulling a knife from a cutting block as he hears a voice from the yard. A young girl is walking up to the house with a medical bag in hand.
LISA: (On phone) I'm sorry, Rylette! Jesus Christ! If I knew you were this wound up about it! Look after I check on the Elrons' I'll relieve you. (She hangs up) Bitch never shuts her cocksucker about her bullshit hours! (She enters parlour and see's Mr. Elron on the couch, dead) Well good your asleep (She reaches into her bag and takes out her blood pressure cuff) Alright (She places the cuff on his arm and searches for his pulse with her steithoscope) Thats wierd! (She places her hand over his heart and doesn't feel a pulse) Mrs. Elron, call an ambulence? (She awaits a reply as she performs CPR on Mr. Elron) Mrs. Elron!? (She peers over the couch and sees her slumped over the counter) Oh my God! (Shape jumps out at her and stabs her in the back)
In the ambulence which is on the highway.
SCOTT: Laurie? Can you hear me?
LAURIE: (Coming to) Don't let them put me to sleep. Don't let them put me to sleep.
SCOTT: It's ok.
MONA: Hey you know this chick?
SCOTT: Yea her name is Laurie Strode she goes to school with my little brother Ben.
MONA: (Crosses her arms) ...and this one? (Indicating Mindi)
SCOTT: (Looking over) Her? That's Mindi Loiffier... her father's the mayor.
MONA: Really? (The ambulance pulls into the hospital) This one took a horse tranquilizer... she was yamering on about something.
Outfront of the hospital two doctors help unload the screaming Laurie and hoarse Mindi out of the ambulence.
DR. DENTON: (Assisting Mona with Laurie) Patient's name?
MONA: Laurie Strode.
SCOTT: She is suffering from several knife wounds, a broken leg, two hairline fractures of the ribs, a torn miniscus, and a sprained wrist.
DR. CLARK: Is this the girl on the news?
DR. DENTON: Why is she screaming?
MONA: Post-Traumatic Srtess.
DR. DENTON: She has to be put under (They enter the elevator as Dr. Clark and Scotty wheel Mindi down the hall)
LAURIE: Nooooooo! Nooooo! (She squims in her bonds)
DR. DENTON: (As the elevator opens) Nurse!
RYLETTE: (Running towards them) Yes Dr. Denton?!
DR. DENTON: Clear the ER!
RYLETTE: Why?
DR. DENTON: Miss Strode is our primary concern!
RYLETTE: (Glancing at stretcher) Oh my God! Laurie!