Welcome back to Global Crazy Station, my all-new freelance! It's got everything in it, so be sure to come back for more! Action! Comedy! Friendship! Strategy! Romance! Suspense! And...

Fish-E: "Wait, what? Romance!? NO!! Not that, anything but that!"

Uh... yeah. I believe I said romance.

Fish-E: "Well then, I quit! Let me out of the story!"

No can do. Once you sign up for the story, you're stuck in it.

Fish-E: "NOOOOOOOOOO~~!!"

Ehehehe... sigh. Anyway, enjoy Chapter 2, folks!


Muffinator got up from the ground. Things were definitely taking a turn for the freaky. One minute, he was happily enjoying a tuna salad sandwich, and the next minute his DS sucked him right in.

Muffin looked at the scenery. It was bright and cheerful... The trees were vivid green, the river flowed with shimmering blue water, and the dirt road was a chalky pastel brown. Well, one thing was for sure... this place was way too cheerful.

There was a town in the distance. Muffin decided to follow the path towards the town, and to try and find out some answers from the townspeople. However, he did notice something peculiar: even though he went inside of his DS, he still held it in his hand...

EEEEEEEEEEEEK!! And that is the sound made when a girl surprises the living daylights out of herself with her appearance.

Flaming Flannery just stood in front of the mirror in shock. She tried cleaning the mirror, pinching herself, getting someone else to pinch her, dumping ice down her back, etc., etc. No matter how hard she tried, the mirror kept displaying the same image of her. She looked exactly like the Gym Leader from Hoenn, Flannery.

Nurse Joy came into the room. She looked at Flannery, then asked, "Hey, are you okay?"

Flannery saw Nurse Joy. Then she passed out from shock. Her body landed on the wooden floor with a solid "THUD!!" Then she lost consciousness.

Krow was relaxing, leaning in a tree on one of the branches. Pokegal walked up to the tree and faced him. She looked like a female Pokemon Breeder, dressed in green garb. Krow looked like... erm... Looker. Y'know, the guy in the International Police Academy. Yeah, him.

Pokegal: "Okay Krow, what's going on?"

Krow: "Hey now, don't ask me. Ask Blue about it."

Pokegal: "Well I haven't seen him anywhere."

Krow: "Oh, tough luck. And hey, how did you know I was Krow?"

Pokegal: "Well for one, I looked on my DS radar and it says 'Krow' above a guy in a tree."

Krow: "Said guy being me."

Pokegal: "Also, there's probably nobody else on the GTS who could pull off the look of Looker successfully."

Krow: "Why thank you. Wait a minute... what's that supposed to mean?"

Pokegal: "Oh, nothing! Hee hee!"

Pokegal started to run off toward the nearby town. Krow chased after her, yelling "Hey! Wait!"

Hang laughed maniacally in a dark alleyway.

"Hehehe! First, I shall rule this fanhack! Then... I will claim the entire Pokemon series! And after that... maybe Metroid! I don't know for sure, but I shall still take it over regardless!!"

A female Cool-Trainer walked up to Hang. "Hey, maybe world domination is a bit too big for a guy like you?"

Hang didn't like the comment. "GO AWAY, GO AWAY, GO AWAY!!"

"Sheesh! Attitude problems, much?" The Cool-Trainer then walked away, in a cool way of course.

Blue looked at the monitors, each one displaying a different beta tester. He took a sip from his Falcon Punch and smiled.

"All the pieces are falling into place. I won't give away too much yet, though."

Blue looked at several buttons on the dashboard. One of them was labeled with a picture of a Poké Ball.

"Ah, the Starter Pokémon button. Let's activate this one first, before they get whooped."

The button was pressed in, and it became greyed-out. Five buttons remained active.

So what do you think about Chapter 2? Yeah, it's another intro-style chapter, sue me. :P

Chapter 3 is in the works, so keep on checking me out. And no, I am not referring to genitalia.

Don't forget to review! I need all the self-esteem I can get. And don't forget to check out my other works as well!

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