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Chapter 2
Ms. Lockhart: Who's next? (pauses) No one? Well, what shall we do? I promised the readers that they would get Petrellis in this chapter, but I guess they don't want to sing.
Peter: I'll sing! (elbows Nathan)
Nathan: Fine, I'll sing, too.
Ms. Lockhart: Wonderful! Next up, we have the Petrelli brothers singing…wait, what are they singing? (glances around for her co-host) Bobness?
H. R. Bobness: (snores loudly) Hmm? Sorry, I fell asleep.
Ms. Lockhart: The Petrellis, what are they singing?
H. R. Bobness: Hmm…Petrellis…aha! The Petrelli brothers and Claire Bennet will sing "We Got The Party" by Hannah Montana.
Ms. Lockhart: That's perfect! You are the coolest annoying little brother on the face of the planet!
H. R. Bobness: Tell me something I don't know!
TITLE 511 INDIANA STATE BOARD OF EDUCATION: Whoo hoo.
H. R. Bobness: Wait…I'm not cool!
Ms. Lockhart: Cool is a matter of perspective.
H. R. Bobness: And from my perspective I am not cool! Like, I know that you are like, the master of "perspective", but I say I am not cool! And what I say is final!! Oh, and when are they going to embarrass themselves by singing?
Ms. Lockhart: Alright, alright! No more shamelessly plugging my other stories! On to the singing!
Claire: C'mon guys, tell me what we're doin'
We're hangin' 'round when we could be all over the place
Peter: The sun is shinin' just the way we like it
Let's get out of this hallway show the world our face
Nathan: (singing very badly) It's Friday, but there's nowhere to go
Anywhere is cool, but we're not goin' home
Edward: Good grief! Compared to him, Hannah Montana sounds like someone who can actually sing!
Ms. Lockhart: Edward! There will be no Hannah Montana bashing in my presence!
Edward: (growls)
Ms. Lockhart: (Slaps Edward, then clutches her hand in pain) If you can't behave yourself, then I will have you thrown outside with Voldy!
Claire: We can do anything we wanna do
It's all up to me and you
Nathan: (not wanting to embarrass himself further, leaves the stage)
Peter and Claire: Turn this park into a club
The stars are lights
And the moon is the vibe from above
Skateboard here's our ride so pull on up
Everyone is waiting for us
Anywhere we are
Anywhere we go
Everybody knows
We got the party with us
Anywhere we are
Anywhere we go
Everybody knows
We got the party with us
Peter: Radio, let me be a DJ
I'll turn you up keep us movin' till we're on a roll
Sylar: (makes the mistake of looking at Peter in an unfriendly way)
Ms. Lockhart: (smiles deviously) I think I know who's going to sing next…
Sylar: (overhears authoress's last comment, and glares at her) You wouldn't!
Ms. Lockhart: I can assure you, I most certainly would. I don't care if you are an extremely good-looking villain, I will make you sing if you attempt to Sylar-ize any of the Heroes (particularly Peter) during this fic!
Sylar: (growls, but it doesn't have quite the same effect as Edward's)
Ms. Lockhart: (Slaps Sylar, and doesn't clutch her hand in pain) Do you want me to sic Edward on you? Or the entire Cullen family, for that matter? 'Cause I will.
Sylar: (glances over at the Cullens, then shakes his head)
Ms. Lockhart: Good. (Sits back down in her seat) You're still singing, though.
Sylar: What? Why?
Ms. Lockhart: 'Cause I feel like torturing you.
Claire: Life is for dreamers
And I'm a believer
That nothing can stand in our way today
Let's find a place to play!
Peter and Claire: Turn this park into a club
The stars are lights
And the moon is the vibe from above
Skateboard here's our ride so pull on up
Everyone is waiting for us
Anywhere we are
Anywhere we go
Everybody knows
We got the party with us
Anywhere we are
Anywhere we go
Everybody knows
We got the party with us
Turn this park into a club
The stars are lights
And the moon is the vibe from above
Skateboard here's our ride so pull on up
Everyone is waiting for us
Anywhere we are
Anywhere we go
Everybody knows
We got the party with us
Anywhere we are
Anywhere we go
Everybody knows
We got the party with us
We got the party with us!
Characters and Authors: (applaud)
Ms. Lockhart: That was excellent, guys! (whispers to Nathan) And I'm not going to make you sing again, don't worry. (to audience) Next, I shall draw a name out my awesome green pointy hat, to see who's going to sing next! (pulls name out) And the winner is…Emmett!
Next Chapter: Emmett sings! You will not want to miss this, folks!