AN: The first chapter was in BPOV, in case you didn't realize. I will be changing it sometimes, but I don't know how often. So, here's a double update! I couldn't help myself!

I think that this is a lot funnier than the last one. That was just an intro.

Disclaimer: I DONT OWN TWILIGHT! It's Stephenie Meyer's, not mine. I just own my copies of the books.

JPOV

"Bella, watch out!" I yelled, as a white figure came running into the room. It grasped her by the arms and sank its teeth into here neck. With a gasp, Bella drooped to the ground and the bloodsucker dashed away.

Fumbling for the phone, I clumsily dialed Sam's number. He picked up quickly, and gasped into the mouthpiece.

"Bella- vampire- ran away- help!" I stuttered. Sam got the message, though.

"Take her to the Cullens, they'll help! I'll get the pack- hurry back when she's in good hands!" I nodded quickly, before remembering that he wouldn't see that.

"Yeah, okay, I'll do that," I said before hanging up. I dialed the Cullens number, but the phone just rang on and on.

"Did I mention that I locked the rest of the Cullens in Carlisle's office to stop them from coming?" Bella informed me weakly from the floor. Ugh! Girls can be so nerve-racking sometimes! I dropped the phone and swept Bella's limp body into my arms. I ran out of the house, pressing her to me close, and climbed into the Rabbit. I lied her across the back seat as she began to whimper and cry out in pain. She clawed at her nack and screamed as I sped out of the reservation.

"Make it stop, Jake! Put out the fire, please, make it stop!" she begged. It felt like fire? That was something the pack should know!

"I'm sorry, Bella, I can't, there's nothing I can do!" I cried out in desperation, stil speeding along the road to the Cullens. My movements were frantic and I was sweating- something rare for a werewolf, seeing as we're already so hot.

After ten more minutes of listening to Bella's agony, I pulled up the Cullens long drive. The smell of vampire was driving me insane, but I ignored it. Grabbing Bella, I dashed to the front door and promptly began pounding on it.

"Dr. Cullen! Dr. Cullen, please, I need help! Bloodsuckers, just open the door already!" I pounding impatiently, still holding on to a thrashing Bella. "Come on!"

A crash was heard from upstairs and I heard the bronze-hair bloodsucker that stole my best friend swear loudly. Another crash was heard a few seconds later and the sound of banging feet followed it. The door flew open and I was faced with Dr. Fang himself.

"Sorry it took so long, we had to break down the door, because Emmett took his job a little too seriously and-"

"Bella- vampire- teeth- fell- help!" I stuttered again. I seemed to be doing that a lot today.

"What do you mean, Jacob?" Dr. Fang asked kindly, looking at me like I was a mental patient.

"BELLA WAS BIT BY A VAMPIRE!" I screamed at him. How had he not gotten my point? I did say 'teeth' and 'vampire' and 'Bella' didn't I?

The sirens behind me stopped. I hadn't even noticed they were there until they stopped. Chief Swan climbed out of his car and looked at me, bug-eyed.

"I was going to give you a ticket for speeding," he began, as the other officers joined him in a huddle. "But I think I may need to admit you in the hospital instead." He fumbled with his phone and started dialing a number- my dad's.

I turned my back on the whispering police and began to beg to the Cullens. It was a bit humiliating, to say the least.

"Please, please help her! I don't know who it was or why they left her alive, but you know about this stuff! Can't you… suck it out or something?" I was trembling.

"No," the black-haired girl said sadly in her disgusting, musical voice. It was beautiful- I hated it. "It's too deeply in. I can see. She'll be done in 3 days."

"NO!" Edward yelled. "No, she was supposed to stay human! I was supposed to convince her not to! I already DID convince her not to! No, this shouldn't be happening!"

"What do you mean, you convinced her not to?" I asked him, annoyed. He was talking nonsense!

"What do you mean, VAMPIRES?" Charlie screamed from behind me.

"What do you mean, JAKE'S TALKING ABOUT VAMPIRES?" my dad's voice was heard from the phone.

The big, muscular one- Emilio? No, that wasn't it… whatever, it didn't matter what his name was. Anyhow, what's-his-name blurted out,

"We've been revealed!"

"Mom, we've got to call the news stations!" Jessica Stanley's annoying voice was heard. She had followed the police! Actually, about half the town had followed the police.

"Bella married a vampire?" Mike Newton fainted promptly after saying that.

The tall blonde guy- not Dr. Fang, the other one- fell to the ground as soon as people had figured out what was going on. Edward clutched his head in agony. The future seeing girl just stood there with wide eyes. The guy named Emmett (that was his name!) started to pick up Bella from the ground, where I had accidentally dropped her. The rest of the vampires simply stared at me in shock. I did the same back.

You know why? Because if the vampires were out in the open, so where the werewolves? You want to know what's worse? If they vampires are exposed to the world, the Volturi will come and we'll all be killed. And you know how I know the world will find out? Jessica Stanley and her mother were standing in the crowd.

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