anyway so szeth got back to his secret spy house which was actualy a really nice apartment. he put his groceris down and was liek "hey talking sword are u home?" and there was no answer. he was sad by this but he was already sad so this disapointment had nothign new 2 offer him. he treid to take his frustrations out in wii boxing but there was no use he was too good at it already. so he made himself a salad but becas he was sad it was more of a SADlad lol. it had pecans in it and it was really nice. but he was stil sad.
then there was a knock at the door and then the door opened and it was Nightblood his room mate the tlaking sword!
"hey man wassup" said nightblood strollin in like a dangeroos wapon. nightblod was not waring jeans because NIGHTBLOOD IS A SWORD. but if nightblood had decided 2 wear jeans somehow it would have pulled them off. well not really pulled them off. u no wat I mean.
"NIGTHBLOOD I DONUT NOW HOW TO LOVE" said Szeht sladly into his sadlad. he crid for a while and nightblood could'nt pat him on the back because nightblod is a sword ok.
"its okay pal I canot love either becas I am a killing machien" said nightblood empathetically.
"SAME" said szeth emotiaonyll. he ate a whole tub of icecream because that's what u do in girl movies when ur sad. "HWO DO WE DISCOVER HOW 2 LOVE KNIGHTBLOOD?"