Arguments
Hobbits
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Gilan thought to himself as he rode next to Halt and Will. He was wondering if he should state his new theory, he knew Halt and his apprentice wouldn't like it very much, but he was set on it.
Finally, he decided it would be best for him to get his question off his mind. "So, I've been thinking," he began, pushing Blaze to ride next to his two friends, "that maybe you and Will are part hobbit or something."
Halt raised an eyebrow questioningly, but Will almost stopped Tug immediately. "WHAT!" He practically yelled.
"Well, that could be why you're so short, right?" Gilan looked innocently over at them. Will's mouth was hanging open, but Halt looked like he still didn't understand why they were arguing.
"What is a hobbit?" He asked. Will's mouth didn't close, but now he was looking at Halt.
"You've never seen Lord of the Rings! Oh, dude, thats insanity! It's awesome! A hobbit is a human like thing, except they are like, three feet tall, I'll have you know I am FIVE FOUR!" With his last couple words, he glared at Gilan.
"Hey, maybe just Halt then, maybe thats why you are so grouchy Halt, you had to grow up around pipe smoking short people." the Ranger said it like it was completely reasonable. "And, thats why I said part hobbit, not fully! Maybe a uncle or something..."
"Hmm, I don't seem to remember being raised by munch kins, but guess my childhood is pretty cloudy." Halt said, his voice dripping with sarcasm.
"I cannot believe you have not seen Lord of the Rings!"
Hope you liked it! Just so you know I am fully aware that the people in RA don't have television, it a fanFICTION so please don't get mad at me for that. :)