Akatsuki Interview part 2
*Well just so you know Ema is well Ema and m is Madalin.
Aka: welcome back.
Ema: hi ya.
M: zzzzzz
Aka: *throws rock at her head* wake up before I throw a kunai and let Zetsu eat you.
M: Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!!!!! OK I'M UP I'M UP DON'T KILL ME I'M ONLY 4!!!!!!! Wait whose Zetsu?
Aka: let's just say he's a cannibal you never want to meet in a dark alley.
Calico: OK there here now who's gonna get them?
Calico, Aka. and M: 1, 2, 3, not it.
Aka: Sorry Ema your it.
Ema: you guys suck who am I getting?
Calico: anybody you want.
*Ema goes backstage where we here fighting, yelling, and cursing then Ema comes back out drenched in blood*
Ema: they won't come out.
M: oh my goodness is that your own blood?
Ema: I don't know.
Aka: get into some new clothes, put some medicine on your wounds, and then put them in a cage there's a flamethrower back there if you need it.
Calico: and bring 2 but don't pair 2 enemies.
Ema: ok *I would if I knew who's who*
*Ema comes back with a flamethrower with two ashy looking black people beating the living hell out of each other*
Calico: OH MY GOD who'd you get takes fan to blow away the black ashes to reveal Itachi and Sasuke.
Aka: I thought we told you not to pair enemies.
Ema: I thought they were brothers so I thought they'd get along.
Calico: they are brothers but also worst enemies
M: well who makes a story where the brothers hate each other
Aka: An awesome one.
*Sasori, Kisame, Deidara, and Tobi walk in*
Aka: great you guys are here come on we need somebody to restrain them.
Deidara: you're joking un.
Calico: would you rather be hit with a katana.
Kisame: I'll get Itachi.
Sasori: no I'll get Itachi you get Sasuke he's weaker.
Sasuke: who you calling weak you dummy where's your ventriloquist.
M: just someone get them.
*Sasori gets Itachi but get flung back hitting aka*
Aka: where am I? Who am I? Where's where ummm . . . what's going on?
Deidara: *whispering to Tobi* sweet I think she got amnesia she won't remember she's Itachi's girlfriend watch this.
Deidara: Yo hunny we were about to go to the art show together un.
Aka: 0_0 wha . . .
Itachi: *attacks Deidara* that's my girl you're talking to.
Sasori: come on let's go to the other room Aka.
Aka: I thought he was my boyfriend *points to Deidara*
Sasori: nah their just jokers.
Itachi:*pulls him over fighting him and Deidara* what the hell is wrong with you guys stay away from her.
Tobi: you me dinner.
Aka: HELP I'M CONFUSED!!!!!
Sasori: *pulls him into the fight* don't you go stealing her I'm stealing her.
*you hear gunshots as Deidara pulls out a gun*
Kisame: you freaked out?
Aka: yes.
M and Ema: stop fighting each other you man whores.
Itachi: your 4 and 11 years old you shouldn't know those words.
M: get over it you little weasel man.
*calico comes and throws a shuriken at Itachi who then walks off then slaps aka upside the head with the katana*
Aka: OW what the fuck ahhhhh Kisame *falls over*
Deidara, Sasori, and Tobi: awe man she got knocked out of it that's just nice.
*Pein walks in*
Pain: hey aka want to go to my room some time?
*Aka kicks him upside the head and starts choking him while all of the Akatsuki try pulling her off*
Aka: you fucking idiot I'm gonna kill you.
Calico: ummmm . . . were ending the show early before something happens too graphic or vulgar for young adults.
*a gun starts firing*
M and Ema: Deidara is trying to shoot Aka!
Calico: what in the world is wrong with these people?
M: close the curtain close the curtain.
*curtain closes then a gunshot comes through the curtain and shoots the camera man*
Ema: OH MY GOD he's dead.
M: OH MY well just go turn off the camera.
Calico: wait say good- bye first and tune in next time.
*suddenly Sasuke runs out and tips over the camera breaking the lens*
Sasuke: uhhhh *kneels to the ground looking into the cracked lens sideways* sorry bye tune in next time
*Aka runs out chasing a few Akatsuki members with a katana with Calico yelling at her*
M, Ema, and Sasuke: ya well bye.
*suddenly Aka runs up saying bye before running off again*
(a little while after the show)
Aka: well I hoped you weren't offended by that in any way and I hope you tune in next time I got a project for theater arts due in 4 days I hope I pass or I have summer school see ya.
*suddenly a katana comes flying the handle nailing her in the stomach*
Calico: turn that off already.
Aka: OK, OK but if you hit me with that one more time I'm taking it and you're not getting it back.
Calico: I'd like to see you try picks up her katana and runs off.
Aka: get back here. *they start chasing each other*
*Itachi walks up and sees the camera on*
Itachi: well they'll be at it a while bye *turns camera off then kills it for no reason if you can kill a camera well actually let's just say he destroyed it*.