A/N. I love this chapter, hopefully you will too! (she still doesn't own bleach)

Chapter 2.- The Name Of The Game

'SANNIIYYAAA! You're here!' Soifon ran forwards throwing her arms around her affectionately. Squirming, Saniya wriggled away from Soifon's grasp. "Of course, I'm here." 'She said coldly, 'your messenger wouldn't leave me alone till I came into this room.' She smoothed the wrinkles out of her black militia uniform which hung loosely on her small, yet strong frame.

"Aw, he's just doing his job." replied Soifon sitting down on her chair. "So how's my baby cuz doing in the combat world? Not too tough for you?" teased Soifon.

"It sucks!" exclaimed Saniya. "All the higher-ups keep talking to me like I'm a guy. The next person who refers me to as a 'he' again will regret it when I kick them in the fucking balls."Saniya mimed the action ferociously cackling with dark energy.

Soifon threw back her head and laughed loudly. "Ah San-San, how do you expect them to know you're a girl when you're dressed like that?" Saniya's hood and mask was suddenly ripped off. Her long, ebony hair tumbled down past her shoulders and re-arranged itself into a sleek, shiny line. Her nose and mouth was in perfect proportion to her face and her dazzling brown eyes flashed menacingly at Soifon.

"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?" roared Saniya as she scrambled around trying to retrieve the mask from Soifon. "You look better without it!" laughed Soifon as she flash-stepped away from her cousin. Giving up, Saniya stopped and looked around at her surroundings as Soifon continued laughing and flash-stepping around the room.

Many pairs of eyes were watching Saniya as she stared at them incredulously. The entire room was nearly covered with pictures of Yoruichi, many of them taken in secret no doubt. Soifon stopped beside Saniya. "Ah, I see you're admiring my pictures. Isn't Yoruichi-sama just incredible? She's such an amazing person! She looks so cute when she's in her cat form and she has a great body...A really great body might I add! Not to mention a wonderful personality. Oh What am I saying! It makes me blush! Ha ha!" Soifon was in her own world, not aware that her nose had started bleeding and was steadily dripping onto the floor.

Saniya fixed her hood and mask back on and turned to leave the room. "Why don't you go take a cold shower Soifon? You'll feel much better." Sliding the door open, Saniya started to walk out the room just as someone tried to walk in.

SMASH!

Saniya was knocked backwards as Omaeda's large frame entered the room. "hmmph", tutted Omaeda, "What a weak guy, move out my way."

Soifon smirked as Omaeda crumpled to the floor, rolling and groaning a few seconds later as Saniya stood up triumphantly. "That's what you get for calling me a guy, bitch!"

"Omaeda, if your brain was as big as your belly, you could have avoided my cousin and your balls would have remained intact" said Soifon in a bored voice.

Gasping painfully, Omaeda tried to get back on his feet. "Soifon-sama, he's your cousin? But he's so-OUCH!" he fell again as he earned another forceful kick.

"I'M A GIRL DOUCHEBAG! GET IT RIGHT!" shouted Saniya angrily.

Soifon watched them mildly interested before asking "What did you want to see me for Omaeda?"

"It's about the emergency letter. Have you heard that they're-"

"Yes, I already know about that. It's a big problem.' Soifon was suddenly serious. "What can we do about it though?"

"What's this about Soifon? Is there a problem in soul society?" Saniya looked at Soifon, searching her face for answers.

Soifon sighed deeply.

"They want to send spies into Hueco Mundo to bring down Aizen"

A/N. Thank you for reading! There's more to come. Please review while you wait