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Chapter 2Alchemy, Ninjas and Oreos!

Disclaimer: I don't own any of the FMA or Naruto characters, but I do own my wonderful anime collection. Oh! I don't own Oreos either.

Everyone looked up, to their horror they saw…

"Eww!! Look at his ugly eyebrow and haircut!" said some random person. "Arrgh!! My eyes!!" the students went blind from the shining light. You guessed it, they saw Maito Gai.

"Ah! My youthful students! Eat youthful Oreos and stay youthful!" said Gai as if he was in a stupid Oreo ad. After everyone regained their vision, they already forgot about Naruto and returned to classroom 10C.

By the time they got back to the classroom the teacher already arrived. "Hey, my name is Roy Mustang and I'm your homeroom teacher, here are your needed info and get outer here." After his speech Roy walked out of the room and left behind a large pile of envelopes.

After Ed got his envelope he opened it and started looking for his room. (It's a boarding school) once again Ed started to read the school signs looking for room 204. He finally found it after 10 minutes of searching. He got inside, he was the only one there, he started to unpack on one of the bunk beds (there are two bunk beds).

After only 30 seconds of unpacking, two more of Ed's room mates arrived. One of them is the raven haired boy they call Sasuke and the other was Alphonse.

There was only 5 minutes of recess left and their last room mate still hasn't arrived. Ed and Al are playing cards and Sasuke was actually sleeping.

"Hey! Lets drop the dork and get outer here!" shouted Ed.

"Nii-san! It's not nice to abandon people like that!"

"I don't give a damn1 I'm gone!"

Ed stood up and walked towards the exit; Sasuke suddenly stood up as well and followed Ed. When they reached the doorway they could hear a loud "Just give up, you stupid coat hangers! You'll never win against the future Hokage!!"

"WTF?!" Ed shouted

"Hn"

Al slowly opened the wardrobe door. "Naruto what are you doing here?"

"Well this is my room; this is room 204, right?"

"Damn it! He has to stay here" complained Ed.

DING! "Yay! My ramen is done" (he uses microwaves now)

"NO!! That's the class bell, we're gonna be late!"

ed pulled Naruto's collar and dragged him outside. Yada. Yada. Yada (they finished all the classes for the rest of the day. I'm too lazy to type it)

ed threw his bag on his bed and laid there, he pulled out an Alchemy book and started reading silently. Suddenly the door busted open, the blond kid came in complaining about something that sounds like Alchemy.

"Hey! You're learning Alchemy this semester?! I'm doing stupid Ninja arts, it's so boring!"

When Naruto heard the word 'ninja' he turned around towards Ed. "Wanna trade?" was all Naruto said as he knelt down in front of a small box.

"That's a good idea, (when did Naruto get so smart) lets ask Mustang…"said Ed as he was cut off by Naruto.

"I TOLD YPU THAT THE 'DING!' CAME FROM THE MICROWAVE! NOW MY RAMEN'S ALL COLD!"

"What the heck?! Why is there a microwave there?"

"Isn't it obvious that I put it there and you said that you're going to be the next Hokage!"

"What?! Who said I even want to be Hokage?!"

"Stop that Nii-san! Be nice to your friends!" (N/A: no offence, but Al get kinda annoying)

Ed took a deep breath. "O.K, do you still want to swap subjects?"

"Swap the what now?" said Naruto before Ed slaps his head(Naruto's)

Naruto, Al Ed and Sasuke sat together during dinner.(Naruto, Al and Ed sat together, but Sasuke sat at the corner table) while they were eating and talking a bunch of girls came towards them. "Hey Ed!" shouted Sakura.

"Do I know you?" asked Ed

"Don't act stupid, say wanna play truth or dare tonight?"

'Argh! Their so annoying! As if I'm gonna that stupid girl game' thought Ed (remember its thinking, not talking, but thinking) "you're on! When?" 9 now that is a little thing I call talking)

"midnight at the main hall" answered Sakura as she turned her head towards Sasuke. "Sasuke-kun! You wanna play as well?"

"Hn"

And so Sakura, Ino and some other girls walked talking about some unknown crap.

To be continued…

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