RETURN OF THE KING SPOOF

by Howl of a Werewolf

Here is the start, the start of season two of my spoofs, all fans of my spoof series will know what humor to exspect,This is obviously the last one featuring LORD OF THE RINGS. It'll hopfully be nice and long, because of the battles

2. Chapter 2

CHAPTER 2

Merry and Pippin were sitting around and smoking. "I feel like a relaxed worker, after a hard day's work" Pippin said. "Only, you never did a hard day's work, Pip" Merry joked, they both laughed. They saw Aragorn, Gimli, Legolas, Thereon, and Gandalf arrive on horses. Merry and Pippin greeted them and brought them to tree beard.

Tree beard told them that Sarumon is locked in his tower. "And there Sarumon must remain, under your guard, tree beard" Gandalf said.

Sarumon appeared asking for peace, but he was denied by Thereon, who said. "We shall have piece… When the women and children are brought back to life, when the homes are rebuild, when the horses are still alive… We shall have piece, if you weren't such (so bad it's beeped out)". Sarumon got angry and for some reason, took it out on Gandalf, he used his wand to throw fire at Gandalf, but Gandalf magically blocked it. "I'm more powerful than before, look at my angle form" Gandalf said."Ou, so that isn't you tempting to copy my clothes and hair colour" Sarumon said. Gandalf nodded. Suddenly Wormtung appeared behind Sarumon. "You weren't always this way Grima, you were once a free man, and cared for people… be free of him" Thereon said. "FREE! HA! HE WILL NEVER BE FREE!" Sarumon cried angrily. Sarumon held up that ball he uses to communicate to Saron. "With this, nothing else matters, I will rule all" Sarumon said. Wormtung throw Sarumon down, unfortunately Sarumon pulled worm tung down with him. They both died on that spike thing. And the ball fell down. Pippin picked up the ball to look at it, until Gandalf took it from him.

When everyone returned to Rohan, everyone began having victory party.

THAT NIGHT!

Pippin sneaked the ball from Gandalf while everyone except him and Merry were sleeping. Ignoring Merry who was saying put it back, Pippin began looking into it. Suddenly the eye of Suron appeared. "Where's Sarumon?" Suron asked. SHORT PARZE. "WHY YOU LITTLE!" Suron cried, and began hurting Pippin extremely badly. Then stopped. "Were is my ring, who has my ring?" Suron asked. Pippin didn't answer. Suron showed a white tree burning. Pippin didn't understand. Suron began showing lyrics to the Barney theme song, Pippin began doing what he did in the movie, that somewhat freaky part. Until everyone ran over, Gandalf covered the ball. And Pippin told him what he saw.

Gandalf took him and Pippin, and the two of them ridden to Gondar.