KNHS

~ Kaze'aze Nightmare High School ~

Lesson 2: Physical Education

From the trap door, Elesis seemed to fall to the outside school grounds. How or why, I don't know. Let's just say that the weather was perfectly clear and normal, just like another school day.

"Ack! That hurt! What? Where is my skirt? Ronan!"

"What? I did not take your skirt! Uwaah! Bloomers!" Ronan said before letting out an ultimate nosebleed.

"Noooo! This is even worse than skirts! It's like underwear over underwear! Gaaah! Kaze'aze show yourself!"

"Elesis! Ronan!" Jin shouted.

Not only Jin was there, but also Ley.

"Jin... Ley... Thank goodness... Uwaaah! More bloomers!" Ronan fell again from another nosebleed.

"Well, this feels much better than the blouse and skirt though..." Ley said, brushing off the dirt from when she fell down.

"Ohh... Where is Amy? I hope she's okay..." said Jin.

Suddenly, they heard a sharp whistle sound.

"Positions! Everyone!"

"Hey! You're Elena! That Arme's-teacher-turned-into-a-monster-something! But you are dead! How?" Elesis pointed out.

"Meh? Who's her?" asked Ley.

"Shut up! I am your P.E. Teacher here! Do as I say!"

"Grr... I'll show you!" Elesis started to charge again.

But Ronan tried to stop her. "No, wait. We can't fight her now. We can't use magic or weapons. If you can remember our fight with her, she uses very powerful magic that we can't barely avoid."

"She is still not Kamiki though!" said Jin. "Maybe I can still beat her with my physical attacks. Hiyaaah!"

"A student must not attempt to hurt a teacher!" the elder mage blew her whistle again. Powerful sound waves pushed Jin back.

"Agh! What the...?"

"They're referencing the pet version!"

Elena pointed on the seemingly normal track and field. "You must run 10 laps on this field."

"Oh men I don't even know how to walk..." said Ley. (She is always levitating.)

Ronan went to the starting line and got ready. "Come on guys. Let's just follow her..." So everyone else followed him.

"Let's get started!" Elena raised her staff. "Ready, set, go!"

Obstacles started to appear on the field. Electrical fences, fire pits, worm holes, and others. The four were going to run already but was stopped because of the sudden appearance.

"Nobody told us that it was an obstacle course!"

"I SAID GO!"

They huffed as they started running through the intense track and field. They tried to avoid every obstacle as possible. They were becoming very tired.

"Huff... Huff... Damn it! Why can't I levitate? Where is Jeeves?" said Ley.

"Shut up, Ley! This is fair business!" said Elesis.

"Grr..."

Elena the P.E. Teacher laughed in the corner. "Ohohoho! This is so entertaining! I've changed my mind, ten more laps!"

"Whaaaaaaaaat?"

"Ahahah poor levitating demon."

"Watch out, Elesis!"

"Eeh? Waaaaaah!"

Ronan held Elesis's hand and tried to pull her as she was being sucked in a worm hole.

"Waaah! My bloomers!"

"Hah! Who's the frickin' poor levitating thing now huh?" Ley said as she ran off.

Luckily, the worm hole closed off. Elesis fell on top of Ronan.

"Eh-Elesis... Are you okay?"

"Come on! We have to chase that demon bitch!" Elesis said as immediately stood up and dragged Ronan as she ran off.

"Ya know what? We are wasting time here!" Jin said as he stopped. "We're losing energy! Let's just attack that coach so that this will be over! I'll use my Fist of 10000 Hells!"

"I agree. Hehe. Let the fighting begin."

So Jin and Ley charged towards the violet mage traitor.

"Hah. So you're going to attack me again huh? Scouts!" After she said that she blew her whistle again, sending Ley away. However, Jin was able to avoid the soundwave because he had experienced being hit by it. He was able to launch a 3-hit combo attack to Elena.

"Grr... How dare you!" Elena became very upset. She cast a meteor spell. A large meteor came heading towards Jin. He was able to dodge, but the explosion damaged him a little.

"Damn it... We won't be able to defeat her without our powers or weapons... (Though Jin can use his fighter ability... Hmph, how unfair this place is)" Ley thought.

Meanwhile, on Elesis's and Ronan's side.

"Dang! Monsters! We fought them before, but I don't remember their names!" Elesis exclaimed.

"That's not important now. Let's go fight them!" And so they did. They relied on their physical strength, which was kinda strong but not as strong as when they had weapons or magic. Although, they discovered that their physical training made way to also training their bodies without the weapons.

When the scouts were out of the way... "Look over there! It looks like Ley and Jin are fighting Elena!"

"Well let's go follow them!"

While Ley, Jin, and Elena were fighting, Ronan and Elesis charged off from behind. Elesis kicked Elena's back, causing the mage to fall and drop her staff.

"That's for failing to upgrade and breaking my necklaces! You dumb witch!"

Ley picked up Elena's staff and managed to break it. "There. Maybe her magic won't be as powerful when she doesn't have a weapon."

Elena started to cry. "Uwaaaah! You'll pay for this!"

"What? I can't believe that she's a stupid childish girl like that low-level fortune teller(Arme)!" Elesis said.

Elena stood up, then she seemed to be transforming. She started to grow wings and fur, and other beastly features.

"Woah-oh... She's transforming into Kamiki again..." said Jin.

"Ack! We cannot fight her off like that! Aaah! There must be a way out here somewhere! Quick! To the wormholes!"

Without anybody thinking of where the wormholes will take them, they rushed off in escape for the horrible monster.

"Aaaaaaaaaah!" So once again the four screamed as they were sucked away into a dark unimaginable space.


A/N: Hello fellow readers~ Hope you are enjoying? So here, I am going to mix up the Chase uniquely, like how you have seen Elesis and Ley together. Usually they get mixed up by their pairings and such. Eeh, maybe I'll do that in some parts? I never thought of this idea in the first place, but seemingly the results seem pretty awesome. (For me that is. Two tsundere warriors together. Ahaha.) I just want to experiment on their behaviors with each other. I dunno... So what's your opinion? Reviews, anyone? (Oh, and yes they are breaking the fourth wall here...)