Hi! How's everyone been? :D Thanks for the review Fryvi, and Nonoka of Critics United, I understand your concern however it destroys the fun of reading if I advert it to story format. However, I will let the readers decide whether to change it or not so please either PM me or leave a review. For this chapter I will just write in script format. Once again, I appreciate you're concerns.
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Sasuke: Oh, and we're here again huh? *growls at readers*
Me: Hey, hey, you are not allowed to do that! Come on, don't you like it when the sweet reviews start rolling in? *bats eyelashes*
Sasuke: Hmp! *turns away blushing*
Me: *Pears over rubber cliff* Nah, I'll be nice and I won't personally shove you down the cliff. *Huge pineapple appears and Sasuke falls down in mere fright*
Sasuke: *falls in crowd of fangirls*
Fangirls: Saaaasssuukkkeee-samaaaaaaaaaa! (Eyes turn into hearts)
Me: *looks at Sasuke being trampled by fangirls and evil thought comes to mind* Sasuke! You are old enough to have a wife!
Sasuke: *huge watery eyes* But-tt Im onl-y 16...
Me: Like I care. *Drags up Sakura, Ino, Hinata, and Tenten*
Sasuke: What's up with the girls? Last time I checked Hinata liked Naruto and Tenten liked Lee.
Naruto: *eyes widen* SERIOUSLY MAN?
Me: *Shoves Naruto down cliff* Get out foxy, you're too distracting. *presses button and girls at bottom of cliff, automatically turn into Naruto fangirls*
Me: *Walks away*
Sasuke: Hey... what about my umm... wife? *blushes at Sakura*
Me: Die. *Death glare 1*
Sasuke: *meekly follows*
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Me: *rides on a horse with two legs* Hurry up Horsey Kathy.
Sasuke: You named your stupid horse, "Kathy"?
Me: Yea, I agree about the stupidity part however, my horse can beat you in a race anytime! *horse glares at me and waves one of his front legs*
Sasuke: Umm... your horse... is... uhh crippled...
Me: Like I care! (New favorite thing to say) Run like the wind Horsey Kathy and show the measly little shrimp what we can do! *Horse tries to run only cause there's a juicy Sasuke eyeball dangling in front of his eyes but drags itself with only two front legs*
Sasuke: My Sharingannnnn! When did you steal it!? *Then discovers he can still see* He-hey... *stammers at own stupidly* That's Itachi's!
Itachi: *places foot on Sasuke's head* You will die little brother! Give me back my eyeeeeeeeee!
Me: Ooooh, this show is getting more and more interesting! *winks at Itachi*
Itachi: *gulp* Umm... Sasuke... whats that crazy lady doing with... my eye? Oh my gwad... she's eating it!
Me: *Quickly replaced Itachi's eye with an egg, knowing Itachi has bad eyesight* Chew chew, mmmmh.
Itachi: *walks off the rubber cliff* Oh kill me already. Tell me my mind is playing tricks on me...
Sasuke: You've gone a little overboard, I mean... eating his eye!?
Me: *stops in a midchew* Hmm? Would you like me to eat yours then?
Sasuke: Uhh... back off crazy lady.
Itachi: *drags himself back up the cliff* Sasuke, how did you even get associated with such a girl?!
Me: *raises eyebrows* What was that again Chi chi-kun? *Death glare 2*
Sasuke: Run for your lives everyone!
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Me: Hmm, why are we sitting in the middle of a elementary classroom?
Sasuke: So you can admit your love to my brother openly.
Me: *picks nose* You have a brother? *glances around the room uncaring until gaze falls on Itachi* Oh, the weasel?
Itachi: *other eyeball falls out after seeing me again* Oh kill me already. *prays to the god of destroying annoying people*
God of annoying people: Itachi! You have called me to destroy the most annoinest person in this room... and that would be... Sasuke!
Itachi: Nooooo, my dear little bro-chan...
Sasuke: *floats into black hole* I'm dying... big... annoying... and... stupid... brother...
Me: Oh darn, seems like Sasuke has died... guess we'll have to end to for today. See you later readers!
Itachi: *sob sob sob sob sob*
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How was it everyone? A bit crazy of course, but eh. Sasuke's not gonna die for sure, just saying. And also, argg why am I being so mean to poor little Chi chi-chan... sighs. Oh and, I forgot to tell you, but we will be inviting a guest to this next chapter! Please PM or leave a review so I can decide with reader to put into my next chapter. Thanks! :D
-Naruto016