Chapter 2: Nice to meet you.
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Zaine had a problem, his alarm clock was ringing nonstop, but he was to lazy to get up. "There's gotta be some way..." Zaine noticed his briefcase just little inches away. He lazily reached and opened the case and pulled out an MP-412 Revolver. "Say your parayers you noisy bastard." Like an expert marksman he placed a bullet in between the 5 and 03 on the 5:03 clock. "OK, now that that's done,
I guess its time to get dressed." He lifted up the covers and pulled off his sleeping hat to wave his long dreadlocks around. (Did I not mention the dreadlocks last chapter? Sorry). He pulled off his pj shirt and pants and dragging his self into his bathroom-sized closet. He surveyed his clothes wondering what to wear. "Hmm, today I'm thinking...black." With a lazy smile he searched through for abot a good few moments. He returned out of the closet wearing a short-sleeved black shirt with a gold skull wearing a red jeweled crown, and black pant sporting the same thing on both back pockets. "Ok just one..more..thing.." he searched until he found the same short-sleeved jacket he wore this morning. He then slipped on a pair of black tennis shoes and was ready to go.
"Ok now time to talk to that chipmunk next doo-crap, ok bathroom first,THEN go next door." Rushing as fast as he could he opened every door on the second floor looking franticly for the bathroom.
"No, no, no, no, damit, YES!" He rushed in almost breaking the door, unzipped his pants and...well you know. As he sighed in releif the doorbell ringed through the house "Wow, really? Now? Now I gotta go and-oh hello there" A speaker with a push-to talk button was placed right above the toilet, he lifted his hand and pushed the red glowing button. "Uhm, hello?" "Oh crap, didnt notice that there." "Oh, hey uh chick from next door. What was your name again?" "Giggles, didn't I tell you this morning?" "Uh no." "Oh, well can you come with me, I wanna introduce you to some people."
(oh great, I suck at meeting new people.) "Aight, Ill be down in a sec." He zipped his pants back up,flushed then made his way downstairs. He opened the door to see a pink chipmunk wearing pink skinny jeens, pink jacket, shoes, and an undershirt that was.. "Pink?" "What, something wrong with what Im wearing?" "No, no I didn't say that its just...a little bright is all."
"Well what about you, your wearing all that black." "Well at least I won't ruin any ones 20/20 vision, speaking of black Ill be right back." He sprinted upstairs for a few moments and rushed back."OK,
im read lets go." "Kay, its only 2 blocks from here, just follow me."
As Zaine and Giggles walked, Zaine was familiarizing his surrounding to get accustomed to the place. While he was doing that a question snapped in his head. "Um, not to be rude but uhh...where are we going again?"
"Oh right, i didnt tell you that either did I?" "There anything ELSE you forget to tell me? Are you an alien here to destroy the earth?" "No, im pretty sure i'd know if i were an alien or not."
"Right,your to hot to be an alien anyway." he said under his breath a little angry at here reaction. "Hmm what was that?" " I said you never answered my question, where the hell are we going? "Oh, right, were going to my friend Flaky's birthday party." Zain stopped walking "Hey, whats wrong." "A birthday party?" "Yeah." "With balloons,and a lot of people?" "Yeah." "And...CAKE right."
"Um yeah, average birthday stuff." Giggles was a little sacred as Zaine made a face that made him look mad, snapping back to his usual looke he looked at Giggles with a small smile. "Well shit, we need to walk faster where is the place!" Giggles pointed to the house across the street. "In the back yard right over there." "Oh,ok then." Zaine was embarrased and looked like an idiot.
After Giggles small face palm she grabbed him by the wrist and dragged him to the front door. She knocked on the door and they sat their and waited. "So...how many people we talkin here." "Oh you know,
just alot." "Great." "Whats wrong, bad at meeting new people?" "Actually yes, I tend to not have anything to talk about." "Well, what do you know most of ?" "Military, guns, video games, tech stuff,
and drugs." Giggles was wide eyed. "What, was the last one!" Zaine now wide eyed was trying to think "Uh um co-cooking! Yeah cooking." The door finally opened to reaveal a purple beaver with a stupid looking party hat.
"Hey Giggles and uh weird looking dude." Zaine was a little frustrated at this point. "Yeah, hey to you to bucktooth." The beaver got angry and turned to Giggles. "Now befor you say anything. Toothy this is Zaine, Zaine this is Toothy. Zaines new here and I thought it would be good to introduce him to everyone else." "Fine whatever, just come on out back." "Jeez Giggles, I hope all your friends arent this cranky."
"There not, now come on hurry!" "Coming, coming."
As they walked through the house they came up to the glass sliding through where Zaine had a good look at everyone, he then started to panic. "Oh crap, hey wheres the bathroom !" "Why didn't you go before we left ?" Giggles said frustrated. "Well I did, but now I have to go after seeing ALL those people I have to go now!" "Your that bad at meeting new people ?" Giggles was surprised someone like Zaine would be nervous, well she did just meet him this morning. "Well when you said 'friends' i was thinking about three or four people, but thats like Fifteen people! Now im nervous, and now i have to pee. So for the love of God where is the bathroom !" Giggles sighed in disappointment "Second door to the right on that hallway." she pointed down the hall and Zaine rushed like the flash to the bathroom.
"Just wait for me ill be out in a sec !" "Fine, just hurry." After Zaine finished and zipped his pants up ,he stared at himself in the mirror and started to think. (OK Zaine, your training never did help with this, but its time to ranger up or fuck up. Three deep breaths, then exhale.) He followed his procedure and felt a little better. It was either make some friends now, or be a loner forever.
He stepped out the bathroom and faced Giggles. "Alright, I'm ready." "Finally, lets go." "Hey this is serious for me ok." "Hm, whatever." They made it back to the slideing door. For Zaine time slowed down, as Giggles hand reached for the handle and slid open the door he mustve said 'fuck' at least 200+ times.
Finally when the door opened and the moment they stepped outside Zaine was able to count the amout of people there (13,14,17 people.) "You, ok Zaine?" "Yeah, at least there not all staring at me." Toothy over heard this and got a very devious plan.
Toothy stopped the loud music and took over the microphone. "Hey everyone, Giggles is here and she brought someone new!" Within a split second everones attention was faced at Giggles and Zaine. Zaine gave a death look over at Toothy whose smile was now replaced by fear. (Im gonna kill that little purple faggot) He noticed back at everyone still staring at them. Zaine placed a hand over his face trying to avoid some embarrassment for his sake. Giggles saw this and placed a hand over his shoulder. "You ok ?" "JUST..." Giggles snapped her hand back. "sigh, just get me some cake and I'll be fine." "Well thats about 20 minuets later and after singing Happy Birthday to the b-say girl first."
Zaine turned around to see a yellow rabbit holding juice in his hand with a smile, he then extends his hand to introduce himself. "The names Cuddles, hows it goin ?" Fellling a little less stressed Zaine extended his hand "Names Zaine, with an 'I'." they shook hand and Zaine couldnt help but make a small smile. (This may not be to hard after all)
Meanwhile across the street in a two story house two green Raccoon were watching the party and focused on Zaine "Hmm, Interesting."
A.N There second chapter done, if you dont like it or if anything wrong dont be afraid to tell me. Im just starting and I could use some tips. Till then fragg ya later.