Ch 2
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Song needed to look up: I've got a Theory & The Mustard song the links should be in my profile
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Note: Akatsuki said like Ah-Kah-Sue-Key Genjutsu said like ghen-jew-sue (Gen as in Arma-ge-ddon)
[(Actions are in this kind of print, italicized, or in these brackets or parenthesis)
Songs sung will be in this kind of print so wills the talking
Name: person singing or talking will be underlined.
Scene, back to the Uchiha manor
Naruto returns to the manor, Kakashi looks up from his orange book and greets him.
Kakashi: Oh, Welcome back Naruto.
Shikamaru and Ino sat on a couch as they looked up to see Naruto.
Shikamaru: Hey, Sasuke just left to the store, did you see him?
Naruto: Huh, oh, yeah, sure, sure.
Naruto was distracted as he headed back to the library. Shikamaru, Ino, and Kakashi look at each other before following.
Uchiha Library
Naruto enters and leans on a book shelf near the doors as Kakashi, Ino, and Shikamaru enter as well.
Kakashi walks along, reading his book in fascination as Ino and Shikamaru take a place in a table near Tenten.
Tenten sat on one of the tables, staring intently at the two shurikens on her fingers.
Tenten: Tame the stars, be one with the weapons.
Neji returns from the back with a scroll and notices this.
Neji: No matter how many times you do that.
Sits down next to her as he places the scroll down
Neji: It's still as foolish as the first time.
Neji smirks as Tenten rolls her eyes, Kakashi chuckles at the two as Naruto stood in front of the door and awkwardly spoke.
Naruto: So, um, guys, there's nothing going on? Any Important info? No emergencies, enemy nins or what not?
Kakashi turned a page on his book as Neji rolled out the scroll, shaking their heads in reply meaning 'no'.
Naruto: (Nods head casually) that's good, good. (Looks up at the roof, shifting nervously) So…umm...earlier, did any of you guys, you know…burst into songs? (He said the last part quickly)
Kakashi looked up from his book. Neji stared up from his scroll as everyone stopped and watched Naruto with critical eyes.
Tenten: HOLY LEE'S EYEBROWS!
Ino and Tenten arose in shock as the rest stopped what they were doing and looked at each other; they talked out together.
Ino: I thought it was just me and Shikamaru!
Kakashi: I think I danced more instead of singing…with my book.
Shikamaru: It was such a drag…Me and Ino were chatting then…
Naruto: You guys started to sing and dance instead.
Shikamaru: (nods head and sighs) Yeah…
Kakashi: (His hand rubbed his chin) Well, that would explain how I became so good at dancing…and the weird music I could never find but it played from somewhere…
Ino: We had a duet about jutsus.
Tenten: It was amazing, at first we were debating about using weapons or not then all of a sudden we started to rhyme, then dance, then twirl, and then I threw shurikens at Neji…it was GREAT!
Neji's eye twitched as Tenten gave him a reassuring smile
Ino: Then we sang about clothes
Shikamaru looks away, embarrassed
Neji: (his eyes were twitching) It was very disturbing.
[They were all chatting together )
Kakashi looks at Naruto
KakashiWhat did you sing about
Naruto: (Blinks) Umm, something about ramen…b-but it all felt normal, like it was ok.
Neji: But it's not natural and it's not normal. (Stares at him seriously) I don't sing and dance Naruto…do I?
Neji narrows his eyes as Naruto looks away, a small smile tugged his lips.
Kakashi: I don't know if you like to sing and dance on your spare time Neji (Neji glares at him) but we need to look into this, check if there's anything written about this at all.
Ino: Let's start here; I'm pretty sure the Uchiha library has something.
Shikamaru: Do you think anyone has any kind of information on justus for random singing and dancing?
Neji: No, I doubt it. But we have to observe this before it happens again, because I for one hate da……
[Kakashi interrupts, slamming his book down as he sang)
I've got a theory
Kakashi:
I've got a theory,
It's the Akatsuki,
Those dancing ninjas…
Uh, something isn't right there.
[He went away to continue pondering, his hand on his chin)
Ino:
I've got a theory,
Maybe genjutsu,
And we're all trap in someone's twisted little nightmare
[Shikamaru was waving his fingers in one hand while his other hand was in his pocket as he stood next to her for effects)
Tenten:
I've got a theory; we should work this ou-out.
[Tenten and Neji continued to sit as Ino and Skikamaru gathered together )
Ino, Neji, Shikamaru, Tenten:
It's kind of freaky
What are we doing?
Singing all out loud
Tenten:
[Jumps up pointing in the air as if she made a brilliant discovery )
It might be Chouji
Yes evil Chouji
[Shikamaru and Ino glared at her as Tenten started backing away)
Which is ridiculous 'cause he would never
Hurt a fly, he's good and kind
And peace to you
Team 10 is cool
And I'll be over here
[Tenten pointed back at her chair and sat back down )
[Neji stood up in a thinking position, moving in front of the door)
Neji:
I've got a theory,
It must be Rock Lee…
[The group stared at him, silent as crickets chirped )
[Ino turned to the group )
Ino:
I've got a…
[Neji stopped her as the lights shut off, a spot light shined all around him and an electric guitar started playing)
Neji:
RO-OCK LEE is not as naive,
As every-niiin supposes [he sang in a rocker's voice as smoke rose from behind him )
He has those big eyes
And those stupid shaped eyebrows and, (show lights flashing everywhere)
Why does he wear green leotard?
It should be banned from the con-ti-nents anyways!
[He head banged )
ROCK LEE, ROCK LEE, IT MUST BE ROCK LEEEE!!!
[Throws his fists in the air as burst of spoke exploded around him)
…
[Everything turns to normal, the lights switch back on as Neji controls himself and straightens his hair. The group stared at him disbelievingly)
(Ahem, places his fist under his mouth)
…Or maybe demons…
[Naruto twitched uncomfortably )
Shikamaru:
Okay that was freaky and we should fix this fa-ast.
[Shikamaru moves next to Kakashi)
Kakashi, Shikamaru:
Because our secrets can't be safe with us,
Before it's sa-aid
[Kakashi and Shikamaru moves to the bookshelves, scanning the titles)
Naruto:
I've got a theory, it doesn't mateeer-eer
[Every turns to stare at Naruto who stood with folded arms )
What can't we face when we're together?
We'll fight them all in any weather
Let's go to war
[He shakes his head sadly )
It's been done before
If they want a fight
Wee'll end it all
[The group smiles and nods their head in agreement as they watched Naruto, each standing up and singing in unison)
Naruto,Ino,Shikamaru,Neji,Tenten:
Who can't we beat when we're together?
It'll show up and then we will defeat it
[Kakashi and Naruto stared at each other before nodding and Kakashi joins the song )
Naruto,Ino,Shikamaru,Neji,Tenten,Kakashi:
They won't stand a chance
We'll kick their ass
Just don't giiive up
Naruto:
Hey, that's what I-I-I dooo
[They all smirked up at the grinning blonde and moved to his sides )
Naruto,Ino,Shikamaru,Neji,Tenten:
Who can't we beat when we're together?
Kakashi:
Who can't we be-eat [echoes in the background )
Naruto,Ino,Shikamaru,Neji,Tenten:
It'll show up and then we will defeat it
Kakashi:
When we-e're togee-ether
Naruto,Ino,Shikamaru,Neji,Tenten:
There's nothing we can't fa-ace
[They all went to their original places as Neji sat down, looking on in worry)
Neji:
Except for…Rock Leee…
[End of song )
Tenten: (Stares at Neji) Ok, that was disturbing…
Ino: I thought it was neat.
Naruto: So did you feel anything, do you know what's causing it?
Kakashi: I thought it didn't matter.
Naruto: Well, I'm not exactly hiding in the corner, crying my eyes out, but there's something wrong about all of this…and that usually doesn't lead to cute frogs and free ramen you know.
Shikamaru: Do you think it's just us? I mean, is it only affecting us (Naruto heads out the library door and heads toward the window) because that would mean it was some sort-of bonding seal or…
Naruto pops his head out of the window and sees a parade of nins in the streets, dancing and singing as Anko lead the whole parade.
Outside
Mustard song:
[Anko twirls around proudly, showing off her freshly cleaned trench coat as Kotetsu and Izumo twirls along beside her and other nins behind them danced in unison )
Anko:
The've got
[She spreads her arms out into the skies grinning widely as Kotetsu and Izumo lifts her up)
The Blood-Stains
Oooooo-uuut
All the other nins:
They've got
[They all spin in unison )
The blood…Stains…oooo-uuuut!
[Several nins flip to the sides)
Back inside:
Naruto returns to the library as everyone faces him.
Naruto: It's not just us…
[End Scene )