Next Chappie!!!

W-o-w!!! Edward was...well, hot!!!!! I mean...pretty! Yeah. Pretty. He had on pink lipstick, blush, eyeliner (he probably didn't care about the eyeliner because of his emo phase) and gold sparkly eyeshadow that matched his eyes perfectly. He was wearing a very revealing - if you were a girl - black-and-pink striped tanktop, showing off his muscles and his belly-button, and a tight black REALLY mini-skirt, with a lip print on the butt.

I laughed my head off, along with Emmett. The other Cullens came to see what was up, and also laughed hysterically. I whistled at him, and he scowled. He walked over to me, making me look down at his shoes because of the clunking sound they made. He was wearing knee-high black boots with like a three-inch platform. I would kill myself in those...

So Edward grabbed my hand and dragged me outside. I was, once again, glad that he didn't know what I was thinking. He shoved me into the passenger side of his shiny pink Volvo-did I mention Alice had given that a make-over too?-and the engine roared to life as he sat beside me. I looked over and noticed he was now wearing a wig-he had blond hair .

"Edward, where are we going?"I asked.

He smiled at me. "Port Angeles. A lot of your friends will be their, today's Saturday." I nodded, but it made no sense to me. Why would he want all my friends to see him like this?

We were there in like 3 minutes. He took my hand and we paraded around the streets, guys checking Edward out. Then it occured to me that he really did look like a girl, and if I hadn't known it was him, I wouldn't know it was...

We soon spotted a group of kids from school, including Mike, Jessica, Lauren, Angela, and Ben and some people I didn't know.

"Hey Bella!"Mike said. Then he spotted Edward. "Who's she?"

"Uh...She's my friend. Uhm...Alice."I responded, using the first name that came in my head.

"Oh my god, Alice CULLEN?!"Jessica gasped.

No, I thought, Edward Cullen.

"Um...No. My other friend Alice. She doesn't go to our school,"I lied.

Suddenly, Edward smiled at me and leaned his head in and kissed me. In front of everyone! And he looked like a girl. Hecky, for all they knew, he was a friggin girl!!

Now I see the point in coming here...He wanted to embarrass me!

He finally pulled away.

"Edward!"I gaped sharply, accidentally blowing the secret.

"SHHH!!!!"He said. Too late, Eddy!

"Oh my god, Edward Cullen?"Jessica said.

"I knew there was something wrong with him..."Mike muttered.

"That explains the biceps,"Angela shrugged. "And the leg hair..."Ben added.

Edward yanked his wig off, muttering, "Damn it."

"Sorry Eddy,"I said timidly.

He rolled his eyes and smiled at me. "That's what I get for trying to humiliate my clumsy Bella."

He kissed me again.

"Get a room,"a few people mumbled.

"Get your MOM a room!!!"Edward roared back. They cowered in fear.

"Come on Eddy,"I said, and we skipped off into the sunset.

So after we got home, Edward washed his face and tried desperately to get out of those tight clothes without ripping them; Alice would kill him.

So me and Emmet-

"Emmett and I,"Emmett whispered.

Right, Emmet and I, went to the store to get ingredients for cookies!

"Stay with me, please Emmett. Don't go get yourself in trouble, and no we are NOT buying the whole store!!!"I commanded him.

"Ok..."he promised.

So we went through the store, picking out needed and wanted items for cookies. Emmett was SO ANNOYING!!!

"Can we get this?"Emmett asked.

"No."I answered.

"Can we get this?"

"No."

"Can we get this?"

"No."

"Can we get--?"

"Shut up Emmett!!!!"I screamed. Everyone in the store looked at me weird. I would too; I mean, who ever sees a high school girl being like a mom to a guy who looks like he could be in college! Then again, if they only knew Emmett...

We finally got all the ingredients and went out to my truck.

"Hey Grandpa,"I muttered. I was about to put all the grocery bags in the back of the truck, when I looked in the cart; They were gone!

"Emmett!"I yelled at him, "Where are all the groceries?!"

He pointed inside the truck All the bags were there. He was being suspiciously helpful today, what with Edward's not-so-secret woman troubles and his apparent Emo phase, and helping me with food...Weird...

"Hi Bella!"Edward said happily when we got inside the house.

"Hey Eddy,"I replied. "wanna help us make cookies?"

"Sorry, Bella, that's gonna have to wait. You have to leave. Sorry. I'll come back later tonight, but I have to go hunting in the morning."

I nodded. His eyes did seem noticably dark today...So I went home and snuggled in bed with my angelic vampire of a boyfriend.

sorry for the shortness to anyone that cares!!