(LolitaArmin129: hello again everyone and welcome back to "Attack On Carrie"! The only known fan fiction where Armin's a kawaii bullied hermaphrodite, Eren plays Fairy Godmother,and Jean is just an all out bonafide douche bag ~! And thanks Mistress AfriCoffee for beta reading this :3 love ya girl! X3
Disclaimer: I do not own AOT or any of it's characters. They're all strictly Isayama's b!tches. I just own this story. Enjoy!)
Chapter 2 Blood Sport
Later that evening Eren was hanging out with Jean,Mikasa and Marco. Jean and Marco were playing call of duty , and Mikasa was studying, but Eren was too miserable to play. His mind still lingered on poor Armin and the shower incident. Miss Rial had sentenced each and everyone of them to detention for the rest of the week and they would be serving it in gym starting tomorrow.
"Say Jean? Do you think we were too hard on Armin?" Eren asked. The sandy haired teen paused the game and looked at Eren like he was nuts."are you kidding me? That was funny as hell! You killed me with the whole "plug it up line!" He replied.
"Are you guys talking about that little blonde guy with the crazy mom?" Marco his gym class was a different period from his friends, he had very little knowledge of the incident."yeah Marco you should have seen him! The little weirdo was all like, "OH NO I'M DYING! HELP ME! I'M DDDDYYYYIIIINNNNG!" He laughed mocking Armin's girly voice.
Eren scowled in mild disgust at this. "Come on it wasn't that funny!" He said."why did he think he was dying?" Marco asked raising an eyebrow. "See for yourself ~" Jean grinned playing back the video on his phone. Eren cringed as he heard the scene on the phone while Marco's jaw dropped in shock.
"Hold up!..is that a vagina!?" Marco asked blushing and zooming in on Armin's eyes widened more as he seen the blood."OH MY GOD IS HE REALLY HAVING A PERIOD!?" The freckled teen asked."yup! Armin Arlert in all his lovely gory!" Jean snickered."eww! his looks like futa porn gone wrong!" Mikasa grimaced.
"Ugh that's it, if you need me I'll be taking a shit while sexting Annie" Eren scoffed. Taking his cell phone, he went into the bathroom. After a moment of waiting Jean grinned and thought of an idea."futa porn eh? well how about we make mister lady boy a star then?" He asked wiggling his eyebrows. Mikasa gave a smirk and nodded at his suggestion."go for it!" She replied. Jean grabbed his phone and started uploading the video to YouTube. "Armin Arlert prepare to have your fifteen minutes of fame.." He purred deviously.
The next day Armin timidly walked to school with his hello kitty lunchbox and backpack. On his way there however, he noticed a couple of people giggling and pointing at him for some reason. "What's gotten into everyone?" He wondered. He even kept hearing some people whispering "dat ass tho" when referring to the heck that meant...
Once he got inside, more stares and giggles were on him and it was beginning to make him feel very uncomfortable. Brushing the stares off he forced himself to smile and went to his locker, hoping for once that he would actually have a nice day. When he did open his locker however he squeaked in surprise. Tampons of every size and color flooded out of his locker and onto the ground.
This caused the students nearby to laugh took everything Armin had not to lash out at them. Trying his best to retain his composure,he disposed of them as quickly as possible and bolted to his first period study hall. Seeing an empty seat way in the back, he sat down. "Calm down Armin, it's just a harmless prank" he thought trying to comfort himself."nothing more"
A moment later he noticed an all too familiar chant meet his ears. "PLUG IT UP! PLUG IT UP! PLUG IT UP!" looking towards the source of the noise, he saw a group of students huddled around Jean's table watching something on his phone. It was hard to see what it was at first glance but once he got a good glimpse of it, his heart stopped. There he was, uncut and on YouTube exposed for the world to see. To make it worse it was in high video was titled "Little Shota's Blood Sport~!"
"Oh my god..!" He that's why people kept giggling and looking at him crazy this morning! Not only have they heard of the locker room incident, they SAW IT! they saw it all!
The students grinned and snickered some more once they noticed Armin looking at them."jesus that's a fat ass!" Ymir said."how does he hide it in those baggy clothes?" She asked."the real question is which part does he piss out of ?"Connie wondered."I thought he was weird before but that is just sick!"Sasha added. Jean got up and walked closer to Armin with a cruel smirk on his face.
"Well if it isn't the little movie star himself!" Jean grinned."so how'd you like my video Armin~? Thanks to yours truly the whole school knows your dirty little secret" he grinned waving the video in his face. Armin felt tears threatening to swell up as he watched himself bawl his eyes out in the film."so tell me Armin, how does it feel to be a real she-male on the cotton pony?" he snickered.
Not wanting to be even more humiliated than what he already was, he grabbed his books and sprinted towards the third floor boys room. He wept softly to himself as he stood in front of a bathroom mirror. "Why is everything so messed up..?" He thought bitterly to himself. "what could I have POSSIBLY done to deserve any of this?" He cried.
He was cursed with a fucked up mother, a fucked up house, a shitty school, and zero friends. Hell he was even cursed with a fucked up body! Why couldn't God have given him a normal happy life with a normal mother? Of all people in school why did he have to suffer so much?! "why was I even born!? "Armin broke down crying to himself. The very moment he shouted this a large crack appeared in the mirror making him flinch.
Armin looked at the crack in bewilderment."what the hell..?" He admits that he can be loud when he wants to be, but not bust all the windows in the house like a virgin climaxing for the first time loud. "Just like the prayer closet at home.." He said in more he focused on the crack, the more it started to grow. A second later the whole mirror shattered and fell into the sink!
"ah shit!" Armin yelped in a panic."how am I going to explain this!?" he he was going to be in so much trouble once someone finds out he defaced school property! He stopped panicking once he heard rattling in the sink. He watched as the little shards of glass clattered about by themselves in the sink. Armin watched in astonishment as they continued to move.
Were they doing that because of him? Concentrating more on a specific shard of glass, he watched it slowly start to levitate a little bit off of the porcelain surface. "No way!" He muttered to himself in awe. He stopped once heard someone come in. Quickly dropping the glass, he bolted out of there and headed to the library. He had a little research to do.
"All right boys line up!" Petra was gym class now and the students were now at the mercy of Petra. Eren silently whimpered as he stood outside in the heat with his peers." Big day coming up! Senior prom right?" Petra said stalking the line up and down like a wolf. "The one day of the year where you will all pick out your fancy sparkling tuxes and look good with all of your pretty girlfriends am i right?" she continued. The whole class remained silent with a feeling of dread in their stomachs.
"What about you Jean? Mikasa's your girlfriend isn't she?" the ginger woman asked. Jean gave a cocky smirk and puffed out his chest."yes ma'am,the most hottest girlfriend in the whole world" he grinned smugly."how nice" Petra replied."so are you going to give her a pretty corsage on prom night? Or a bloody tampon instead?" she sneered. Jean scoffed and rolled his eyes. He was about to leave until Petra blocked his path.
"You're not going anywhere.." She hissed. Jean glared daggers at her for a moment before getting back in his spot. "How about you Eren? Campaigning with Annie for Prom King and queen right?" She asked. Eren fidgeted under her gaze as she eyeballed him."y-yeah.." he nodded."we are.." He said. Petra frowned and shook her head. "shame..i really wanted to vote you as king, but not anymore" she said looking at him in disappointment.
Eren simply sighed and averted his gaze." You all did a shitty thing yesterday" she continued."a really shitty thing! And one of you even had the audacity to post a video?" she said. Eren along with half of the other boys in class glared at Jean now."seriously!?" The brunette mouthed towards the taller male.
"this is bullshit!" Jean scoffed. "And thanks to Mr Kirstein's little remark you'll now be running suicides" Petra declared."I'm not doing that" Jean glared. "Oh you don't have to, you all don't have to, that's up to you" she replied."but whoever stops running will be suspended and have their prom night revoked" She announced. "And while you're running, I want you all to think long and hard about what it feels like to be Armin Arlert right now"
Twenty minutes passed and the whole gym class was in agony. They had been running suicide laps and all sorts of excruciating drills for detention and it was beginning to take a toll on everyone's legs. Namely Jean's. "This is bullshit!" the man wheezed."shut up horse face and take it like a man!" Eren huffed. "besides we deserve it anyway for how we treated Armin" He huffed.
"Like hell we do! We shouldn't be punished just because the little fucker had a period!" Jean retorted."why are you even defending that weirdo anyway? it's not like he's your friend or anything!" he snorted. "because we were total dicks to him Jean!" the brunette shot back."I mean think about it! How would you feel if you got humiliated for something that you couldn't even help!? let alone go viral for it!" He exclaimed.
"Oh please! You don't care about Armin, all you care about is getting on Miss Rial's good side so you can have your precious prom night and bang Annie in that hotel y'all booked!" the taller male countered. "grr fuck up Horse shit!" Eren glared pushing the teen angrily. "You fuck up hermaphrodite lover!" Jean pushed back. Seeing the little spat, Miss Rial trotted right over towards the two."What's going on over Here!?" The woman demanded.
"Nothing.." Eren muttered glaring at Jean. "Like hell it's nothing!" Jean spat."this is child abuse! You can do this to us!" he snarled venomously to Miss Rial."watch your mouth Jean.." the ginger warned. She was getting real tired of this kid's shit. "We DIDN'T DO ANYTHING! THIS WHOLE PU ISHMENT IS BULL SHIT! RIGHT GUYS!?" Jean urged trying to egg the rest of the boys on.
The rest of the P.E class remained silent as the Sandy haired boy continued his rant with hesitant looks on their faces."OH COME ON! SHE CAN'T MAKE US ALL SUFFER! MARCO YOU GOT HEART PROBLEMS RIGHT!?" He urged turning to Marco. "You're on your own dude.." Marco said walking away from the spectacle. One by one everyone started to continue their boot camp exercises leaving Jean alone.
"BUT WE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING! WHY SHOULD WE HAVE OUR PROM NIGHT TAKEN AWAY BECAUSE OF THAT SNIVELING FREAK-"
SLAP!
Petra slapped Jean hard leaving a red bruise smarting across his face."y-you BITCH!" Jean shrieked staring at the teacher in shock. "Consider yourself suspended" Miss Rial declared in a cold tone. "Everyone else back to running!" She ordered. "This isn't over.." Jean said walking away glaring daggers at the gym teacher."this isn't over by a long shot!"
Things slowly begun to cool down once Jean left. Since it was now the last twenty minutes of class, everyone was finally allowed to rest for the remainder of the gym period. Eren had never been so happy to lay in grass! he laid there pondering over Armin along with Jean's words. did he really want to help Armin or was he just trying to help himself and clear his guilty conscience..?
He won't Lie. Deep in his heart he really wanted to go to prom. He's been looking forward to it ever since Sophomore year! But the more he gave it some thought, the more Eren felt like he didn't deserve to go. he then looked over to the bleachers where his girlfriend Annie was sitting at and quickly got an idea.
"it's time for me to work a little fairy god magic~!" he grinned to himself."oh Aaannniiee~!" Eren chirped running over to her.
(Hooray for updates! I thouggt I'd never get to finish this chapter! And I apologize for any grammar or punctuation errors in here T.T I tried my best)