Hey, decided to do part two

Welcome To Winterfell (You're a Targaryen Jon part two)

Shortly after Bran and Samwell try and explain to Jon about his true identity, Tyrion and Daenerys address those gathered at Winterfell. (Based on Your a wizard Harry part 2)

"Tyrion's gonna say a few words to you now so you all better pay some attention now yea?" Daenerys sat down at the high table allowing Tyrion to speak.

"Good evening Lords of the north and various vagrants picked up along the way and welcome, Winterfell, you'll all proberbly die here! Remember; the first floor is off-bounds to anyone who doesn't wish to die a most painful sexual death! Very evil demons are in the first floor. Very evil INDEED. They have TWELVE PENISES. They will INSERT THEM into your ORIFICES! VERY DEEP INSIDE and they will RUPTURE your INSIDES"

"Tyrion, I think we've just, we've got a few other things to talk about first."

"SHUT IT YOU STUPID WOMAN!"

"No. You do not talk to me like that these days"

"THEY NEED TO BE AWARE OF THE PENISES INSIDE OF THE VAGINA!" He informed her indicating with his hands.

"No, they don't. You little sick man!"

"It's VERY IMPORTANT it's VERY DANGEROUS!"

"You're such a SICK BASTARD you. Look at, look, FUCK OFF Just, shut up!" Daenerys joined him now, trying to remove him.

"I AM TYRION LANNISTER!"

"Shut up! I don't give a FUCK who you are. This is MY BLOODY kingdom soon, shut up noooooow."

"Daenerys ya' wrinkley bitch."

"Aw, why ya' calling me that ya BEARDED MIDGET""

"I'm TRYING TO EMPHASISE the DANGER of the SITUATION."

"There's no dangers."

"THE PENISES OF THESE MONSTERS!"

"Why you talkin' aboot their fooken penises all the time?"

"THEY'RE INSERTING THEIR PENISES INTO THE ANUSES OF OUR ARMY!"

"I think you're a gay OLD BASTARD MAN'"

"VERY SEXUAL an'-"

"NO! No, why don't you just shut up?! You and you're fucking cock talk!"

"The king in the north is in danger of these PENIS DEMONS!"

"Look at that fucken Jon bastard, he's still at least six years from fucking puberty!" Acting as a protective barrier between the two now.

"JON SNOW!"

"No! You leave his little bottom alone, its mine!"

"JON, THEY'RE GONNA PENIS yer' BOTTOM" A look of pure terror appeared on Jon's face.

"Don't be scaring him like that."

"JON!" Tyrion addressed him directly

"The only thing that comes out your bottom is poo. You only want poo, coming out yer' bottom."

"YOU BETTER BE CAREFUL FROM THE PENISES!"

"Unsullied, Jon. Don't listen to the small fooker."

"BIG BULBOUS PENISES!"

"…my gods, what is wrong with you all?!"

"They're going to RUPTURE yer' ANAL CAVITY!"

"…he's talking a load a' SHIT!"

"YA BETTER WATCH OUT!"

"Look, I'm gonna fooken' fly off, if ya' carry on with this shit!"

"LISTEN DAENERYS ya' CHUBBY CUNT. The fuck is wrong wae yae ya' fucken DRAGON BITCH?!"

"Aw, why ya' callin' me that is it 'cos I can fly a fookin' dragon?"

"YER' A FUCKEN CUUUNNNT"

"Auch' aye yea, I know I'm a fookin' cunt, ya' BASTARD!"

D"WHY Y'NOT IN A CAGE?! YA FUCKEN ANIMAL!"

"em…? SHUT UP!"

"WHY ARE YOU EVEN IN THIS FUCKEN CASTLE WINTERFELL?"

"Y'KNOW WHAT? YOU'RE NEVER GETTING A FUCKING BLOW JOB FAE ME AGAIN!"

"WHY DO I PAY YOU MONEY?"

"Y'DON'T YA FUCKEN MOULDY BASTARD!"

"YER' FUCKEN SHIT!"

"I do more in this castlethat anyone does!"

"I DON'T GIVE A FUCK M8."

Author's note: This one doesn't work as well but still funny. Thanks to all who have reviewed.

Update: Instead of sending me rude messages please don't say anything! Your mothers will be proud.