A Hetalia - Axis Powers Facebook fanfic ~ by xXMochixxxDevilXx

[A/N]: So, even though I've got only one review so far, but 32 hits already, I can't help but BEG y'all to review. Sweet reviews, critical reviews, flames whatever...just review. Reviews make writers happy and more punctual in their updates. But because requesting sweetly didn't work last time, I've had to bring in someone else...

Also, there's mild swearing and disturbing things in here...sorry!

Ivan Braginsky likes Abuse, Torture, Whipping, Impaling, and 39 other pages relating to...blood.

Nobody likes this.

Ivan Braginsky And Vodka~!

Toris Laurinaitis I have been a victim of that whipping...my poor back...It still hurts!

Ivan Braginsky Hmm?

Toris Laurinaitis Nothing...

Matthew Kuma Williams o.o And he's my neighbor! Kumajiro, Gilbert Belischmidt where are you!?

Gilbert Beilschmidt o.o you are awesomely intimidating

Matthew Kuma Williams Don't compliment him Gil! And for maple's sake, PUNCTUATE!

Gilbert Beilschmidt Sorry, Birdie!

Feliciano Vargas Ve~! Scary...Luddy, where are you?

Ludwig Beilschmidt o.o

Feliciano Vargas You too?!

Lili Zwingli Brother, I am very scared...

Vash Zwingli D-Don't worry! We are eternally neutral!

Honda Kiku o.o

Francis Bonnefoy o.o You like all THAT Ivan?

Ivan Braginsky Da~!1

Wang Yao o.o Aiyah!

Irunya Chernenko That is not good little brother!

Antonio Fernandez o.o Ah! I'm scared!

Lovino Vargas Hey! Tomato bastard! D-Don't be scared! Y-You have to protect me!

Elizaveta Fryingpan Héderváry o.o Russia!

Roderich Edelstein o.o

Alfred Hero Jones O.O STAY AWAY FROM THE HERO!

Natalia Arlovskaya Marry me Big brother!

Ivan Braginsky O.O Kolkolkol!2 D:

Nadech Thai Chaichua is now friends with Ashok Gupta

Ashok Gupta likes this.

Alfred Hero Jones likes Burgers, Hollywood, Videogames, Baseball and 120 other pages that are typically American!

24 people like this.

Alfred Hero Jones ALL FOR THE HERO!

Arthur Kirkland You American git! Why do you have to have the caps on all the time!?

Alfred Hero Jones NO ONE COMMANDS THE HERO! AHAHAHAHAHA!

Roderich Edelstein Hopeless...

Wang Yao Stupid USA...

Feliks Łukasiewicz Like, totally stupid!

Alfred Hero Jones STOP ALL THE HATE! TONY! HELP!

Arthur Kirkland What?

Alien Tony Fucking. Bastard.

Alfred Hero Jones AHAHAHAHAHA!

Arthur Kirkland what IS this thing?!

Alfred Hero Jones IT'S MY FRIEND TONY. AND HE'S REAL! NOT LIKE THOSE IMAGINARY FRIENDS OF YOURS!

Arthur Kirkland FLYING MINT BUNNY IS REAL, YOU GIT!

Alfred Hero Jones SEE? CAPS ON IS NICE! FOLLOW THE HERO! AHAHAHA!

Arthur Kirkland -.-

Wang Yao -.-

Feliks Łukasiewicz -.-

Ludwig Beilschmidt -.-

Francis Bonnefoy -.-

Roderich Edelstein Hopeless...

Elizaveta Fryingpan Héderváry to Roderich Edelstein Hello there Mr. Austria!

Roderich Edelstein um...

Elizaveta Fryingpan Héderváry What, Austria?

Roderich Edelstein I have been working on a new composition. So, I thought you would like to...

Elizaveta Fryingpan Héderváry I'll be there.

Roderich Edelstein !

Elizaveta Fryingpan Héderváry Is it okay if I bring Italy too? You know how fond he has been of your compositions...

Feliciano Vargas Ve~ Signore Panoforte3 has a new composition? Grazie, Signorina Ungheria!4 Count me in!

Elizaveta Fryingpan Héderváry Of course you're welcome, right Mr. Piano?

Roderich Edelstein ...

Elizaveta Fryingpan Héderváry It is okay right? I hope three's not a crowd...

Roderich Edelstein ...

Elizaveta Fryingpan Héderváry Mi az uram Auzstria?!5 Answer me...

Roderich Edelstein ...

Feliciano Vargas I hope there's pasta too!

Legend

1 - Now, everyone knows this is Russian for Yes~!

2 - Some random thing Russia always says when he's scared/upset...which is rare...

3 - Italian for Mr. Piano

4 - Italian for Thank you, Miss Hungary!

5 - Hungarian for What, Mr. Austria?!

[A/N]: So...do you like it? Do you hate it? Do you see room for improvement? Then, please review! Don't worry, I'll send Mr. Russia away if you review!

- ]- Nyet!

But you can always go torment the Baltics! Right, Mr. Russia? ^^'

^ ]^ Da~! And please call me Ivan, da?

Yeah! Phew...so, coming back, I hope you liked the obvious Spamano, PruCan and one-sided Austria/Hungary! If you wish to see certain pairings or have ideas about new chapter plots, feel free to drop your opinion in your review(I take this as a given) or PM me directly! So long readers!