When they finally got home Phil turned round to Dan and ordered him not to leave the living room. "But Phil why can't I go to my room" moaned Dan "if you think I'm going to let you out of my sight you are mistaken." Declared Phil "if you want to go to your room then I will come with you." Stated Phil
"But Phil I want privacy for my life" said Dan "well you shouldn't have thought about that when you started cutting yourself" proclaimed Phil "but Phil" complained Dan "NO" said Phil firmly "fine" pouted Dan "oh and Dan you will be sleeping in my room from now on" said Phil in an offhand type of voice. "What no I'm not sleeping in your room" challenged Dan "I'll keep you awake with me screaming" stated Dan "you think I can sleep whilst worrying about you killing yourself "demanded Phil "but I won't try to kill myself" proclaimed Dan. "Well until I know that for sure you are not leaving my sight "declared Phil
When Dan and Phil did finally stop arguing they were in the kitchen making lunch "can I help you Phil" pleaded Dan "as if I'm going to let you near these knives" said Phil "but Phil "complained Dan "no Dan you sit there and eat that apple I gave you" Dan looked at the apple then to Phil then back to the apple. "Phil I'm not hungry" said Dan "rubbish you haven't eaten all day" sighed Phil "tell me the real reason why you're not eating" demanded Phil "I'm fat" replied Dan "Dan you're not fat" stated Phil "I am" replied Dan "But you're not" said Phil "ok then if I'm not fat prove it" replied Dan "ok then I will" stated Phil then Phil did something that shocked Dan. Phil took off his shirt and stood there facing Dan "am I fat Dan?" Phil inquired "what" asked a perplexed Dan "am I fat I fat Dan. It's a simple question" asked Phil "of cause not. You look stunning" said Dan as If it's the most obvious thing in the world. "So your saying that I'm not fat" inquired Phil "yes you're not fat. What is your point" asked Dan. "Take off your shirt" Phil ordered "what no" Dan squeaked, backing away. "Take off your shirt or I'll do it for you" demanded Phil "fine" said Dan taking off his shirt. "come here" said Phil in a firm voice.