Yep. Fate Officially Hates Lucy

And...yeah that's all I have to say.

Normal P.O.V

Lucy stared in horror at the sight in front of her.

no.

No.

NO!

THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING! FATE MUST BE KIDDING!

For you see, in front of Lucy was not 1 Natsu...

Not two...

Nor three...

Not even four...

And though five would probably be a horror, fate decided that it MUST ruin her life. It presented her with three Natsu Dragneels AND three Natsu Dragions.

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You're all probably clutching your heads in surprise. Yep. Five Natsus.

Lucy rubbed her eyes. She pinched her arm. Nope. Not a dream.

¨Uuugghhh...¨ The Natsu with the regular scarf moaned while E-Natsu had stars going over his head. Lucy blinked and tried to understand which Natsu was which,there are six Natsus after all! She looked them over and managed to separate them into categories.

Natsu with white scarf: Slayer Natsu

Natsu with grey scarf: Human because she noticed he had no fangs or magic aura.

Natsu with black scarf: Dragon because he had longer Fangs.

Natsu with brown goggles:Regular E-Natsu.

Natsu with orange goggles: Shy E-Natsu? She thought since he didn't have magic it might have worked like this.

Natsu with black goggles: The brave E-Natsu? She just assumed he was.

While Lucy was thinking about their assortment she didn't notice that Dragon-Natsu had sat and watched her with curiosity. After a while he decided to make himself noticed.

¨Hey Luce, what-chya thinkin' 'bout?¨

She looked up and blinked ¨Oh, you're awake...are you hurt anywhere?¨Her face twisted into one of concern.

He laughed in a low voice ¨Of course not, dragons don't get hurt!¨He proudly stated and puffed out his chest.

Lucy laughed nervously before noticing that the black-goggled (edo) Natsu was up. ¨Natsu! Are you okay?¨ He looked dazed before blinking and tackling Lucy into a hug¨Lucy! I'm so glad you're okay!¨He grinned and nuzzled into her neck. Dragon-Natsu saw this and growled ¨OI, quit touchin' my girl, you nitwit!¨ He stated and pulled Lucy towards his chest and nuzzled into her. The black-goggled (edo) Natsu narrowed his eyes and was about to retort when they were interrupted by a loud groan.

¨Owwww..¨ The human-Natsu moaned rubbing his eyes when he noticed Lucy. ¨LUCE!¨He pounced onto the surprised Lucy also 'accidentally' kicking both the black-goggled-(edo) Natsu and the Dragon-Natsu. Dragon-Natsu and black-goggled (edo) Natsu got back up and began arguing about Lucy.

¨GET OF MY MATE, YOU IMBECILE!¨Dragon-Natsu roared at the human-Natsu.

¨Oi, who said she's your mate,fire-freak!¨The black-goggled (edo) Natsu scowled.

¨SHUT UP,I AIN'T TALKIN' TO YA AM I?! Dragon-Natsu bellowed and began heaving human-Natsu off of Lucy. (He was cuddling with her the entire time.)

¨NOOOO,LUCEE!¨ He shouted. Lucy sat there and watched dazed as the Natsus argued before she felt a tug on her sleeve. Lucy turned around to find the Natsu with orange goggles.

¨Th-th-they're not be-being n-nice are they Lucy-chan?¨ He stuttered shyly.

Lucy smiled lightly. At least there was ONE other sane person in the house! ¨No Natsu, they're not.¨ She replied as she watched the others share a few punches before another tug on her sleeve brought her attention back to the shy-(edo) Natsu.

¨S-s-so s-s-s-since I-I-Im b-being a g-good boy could I g-get a k-kiss?¨ He asked blushing. Lucy herself went red and was about to respond when the dragon-Natsu picked her up and brought her to his chest.¨OI, What's goin' on 'ere! This is my mate ya know!¨ He glowered down at the orange-goggled Natsu who in return began squeaking apologies.

While this was happening the black-goggled (edo) Natsu and Human-Natsu began a Lucy-tug-of-war.

¨Oi, let go of Luce!¨

¨No way, get lost pathetic human, Lucys mine!¨

When the shy-Natsu and the Dragon-Natsu noticed this they also began tugging at Lucy.

¨She's MY MATE!¨

¨Le-Let g-go of L-Lucy-s-san!¨
¨GUYS!¨ The poor Lucy yelled. Of course all this commotion woke up the last two and original dragon-slayers.

¨OW/OW!¨They both said at the same time and looked up at the ruckus.

*Blink*

*Blink*

¨WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!¨


Hehehe :D 0h I really do love making poor,poor Lucy's life miserable don't I? Tell me what ya'll think and I'll upload next chap. real soon if ya'll like! ^^ Don't Forget to REVIEW! Bye! *hands out thin mints* ~Cherrila