The Power Rangers Meet Batman!
Chapter 2: C2: Heroes United
The rangers finally finished telling their whole story to Batman and Robin. They now stood nodding, as they understood what they meant.
"Wow," Batman says heroically, "I now how it feels to not be able to open a bottle of ketchup even after you run around the world trying to fine somebody, ANYBODY, that can open it." Sensei hops in right after Batman finishes.
"Now students," Sensei says, "Maybe you should tell these flying. er. things. that you are Power Rangers and heroes just like them." Robin gasps.
"YOU GUYS ARE POWER RANGERS," Robin shrieks, "Wow, ever since I was a kid I wanted to be a super hero! It is so cool to meet you"
"Uh. Robin." Batman says pointing to Robin's costume. Anyway, the rangers begin telling another whole story- this time, not about the ketchup bottle that wouldn't open, nor about the urban legend of the dead dude in the car, but about them being "Power Rangers."
"So," Sensei says, "What do we say rangers?"
"THANK YOU," they shout with smiles.
"No! Our major rule in battle!"
"Oh," Shane says, "You mean never escalating a battle?"
"No."
"Don't drink and drive?"
"No."
"No ultra-tight spandex?"
"Close, but no cigar"
* * *
Meanwhile, Hunter and Blake, now turned evil from last chapter- er, I mean a while ago- are now roaming Gotham Bay Harbor- er, Blue Gotham Harbor- oh whatever!
"Like dude brother," Hunter says to his brother, "Like, what are you totally doing?"
"Dude," Blake replies, "I'm like totally destroying this, like, building man!"
"Far out brother"
"Like totally!" People are running around in circles shrieking.
"It's a pity really," says Hunter looking around, "That if people would run in a straight line, and not in a circle, it'd be a lot harder to find people around us, and a lot less deaths-" At that moment the screen turns black, and a man in black suit appears on screen.
"The following word said by Blake Hunter reflecting the effect of their destruction onto people is hereby censored among ABC Kids (trademark of Disney) and therefore is not permitted in "The Power Rangers Meet Batman." ABC Kids is not responsible for any traumatizing done to children for," the man stops and gasp, ".hearing the d-e-a-t-h-s word. Thank you, and we now return to our regularly scheduled program, now of course adjusted." The man in the black suit disappears, and a new actor is playing Hunter when we return.
"-I MEAN DESTRUCTIONS would occur." The new Hunter smiles cheesily.
The people continue to run around, and everybody's wondering: GOT MI- I MEAN WHERE'S BATMAN. AND ROBIN. AND THE POWER RANGERS?"
* * *
Returning to Ninja Ops, we find our. *snicker*. heroes watching Pop-Up Video, and Cam trying to Close Pop-Ups on his computer (bada-bing).
Sensei comes running out of his bed thingy and to the rangers, panting. "RANGERS," Sensei screams, "DUSTIN'S MISSING!" Dustin looks over his shoulders.
"Right here man," Dustin says, and goes back to Pop-Up Video. Sensei looks at him and nods.
"Oh," Sensei says, "Okay then." Sensei goes back, and runs back in in about ten seconds.
"Right here Sensei," Tori says, with her eyes on the television.
"Me too Sensei," Shane says, with his eyes on the television. Batman, Robin, and Cam also announce their presence.
"No!" Sensei shouts, "The Thunder Rangers are attacking the city!" The wind rangers gasp, and Batman and Robin are dumbfounded.
"Thunder. Rangers?" the two say simultaneously.
"Oh, dude, they're totally like these totally far out ranger dudes who are, like, totally evil (or like good sometimes man), and are all like, um, evil, and they um, like, are crimson and like navy dude," Dustin says to them. Batman and Robin look at each other.
"Thunder. Rangers?" the two repeat simultaneously.
"They're rangers who are evil (or good sometimes) and they are crimson and navy. um, dude," Shane says, translating Dustin-talk. Batman and Robin nod their heads.
"OH!" they say simultaneously (Batman says it heroically of course). Everyone looks at Robin.
"Oh yeah. holy cold hotcakes Batman!" Robin says getting up off the ground.
"Let's go!" Batman says, and Batman and Robin run into their Batmobile and zoom off. This leaves the rangers stranded.
"So. um," Shane says to wear the Batmbobile was, "We'll. uh. see ya there!"
So, while we waited for our slow-witted and just overall slow spandex- wearing heroes let's..
* * *
GO TO LOTHOR'S SHIP! Hooray. Choobo runs into Lothor's chamber, where this time Lothor has his mask off.
"Oh my goodness," Choobo shouts to the unmasked non-caped crusader, "It's Sensei!"
"No," shrieks Lothor in response, while putting on the mask, "It is I, Grant Mc- I mean, Lothor! What is oh large one?"
"Well, your maskiness, it seems as if that beam that we fired (because it was an odd episode and not even) at the Thunder Rangers worked! They're attacking the city. And Batman, Robin, and the Wind Rangers have teamed up and are fighting them! It's," Choobo counts on his fingers, "Five against two!"
"Oh," Lothor says, "Okay. well, is there anything we can do?"
"Well, we could send down Zurgane, but I dunno, he's all floopy."
"Okay, so we can't do anything."
"Um. not, not really, no."
"Then. um. okay. Let me know when Chapter 3 starts."
"Okay. so I. guess I'll see you then."
"Okay. um. wow, this is awkward. okay, bye!" says Lothor, and Choobo leaves, and the Chapter ends and-
Chapter 2: C2: Heroes United
The rangers finally finished telling their whole story to Batman and Robin. They now stood nodding, as they understood what they meant.
"Wow," Batman says heroically, "I now how it feels to not be able to open a bottle of ketchup even after you run around the world trying to fine somebody, ANYBODY, that can open it." Sensei hops in right after Batman finishes.
"Now students," Sensei says, "Maybe you should tell these flying. er. things. that you are Power Rangers and heroes just like them." Robin gasps.
"YOU GUYS ARE POWER RANGERS," Robin shrieks, "Wow, ever since I was a kid I wanted to be a super hero! It is so cool to meet you"
"Uh. Robin." Batman says pointing to Robin's costume. Anyway, the rangers begin telling another whole story- this time, not about the ketchup bottle that wouldn't open, nor about the urban legend of the dead dude in the car, but about them being "Power Rangers."
"So," Sensei says, "What do we say rangers?"
"THANK YOU," they shout with smiles.
"No! Our major rule in battle!"
"Oh," Shane says, "You mean never escalating a battle?"
"No."
"Don't drink and drive?"
"No."
"No ultra-tight spandex?"
"Close, but no cigar"
* * *
Meanwhile, Hunter and Blake, now turned evil from last chapter- er, I mean a while ago- are now roaming Gotham Bay Harbor- er, Blue Gotham Harbor- oh whatever!
"Like dude brother," Hunter says to his brother, "Like, what are you totally doing?"
"Dude," Blake replies, "I'm like totally destroying this, like, building man!"
"Far out brother"
"Like totally!" People are running around in circles shrieking.
"It's a pity really," says Hunter looking around, "That if people would run in a straight line, and not in a circle, it'd be a lot harder to find people around us, and a lot less deaths-" At that moment the screen turns black, and a man in black suit appears on screen.
"The following word said by Blake Hunter reflecting the effect of their destruction onto people is hereby censored among ABC Kids (trademark of Disney) and therefore is not permitted in "The Power Rangers Meet Batman." ABC Kids is not responsible for any traumatizing done to children for," the man stops and gasp, ".hearing the d-e-a-t-h-s word. Thank you, and we now return to our regularly scheduled program, now of course adjusted." The man in the black suit disappears, and a new actor is playing Hunter when we return.
"-I MEAN DESTRUCTIONS would occur." The new Hunter smiles cheesily.
The people continue to run around, and everybody's wondering: GOT MI- I MEAN WHERE'S BATMAN. AND ROBIN. AND THE POWER RANGERS?"
* * *
Returning to Ninja Ops, we find our. *snicker*. heroes watching Pop-Up Video, and Cam trying to Close Pop-Ups on his computer (bada-bing).
Sensei comes running out of his bed thingy and to the rangers, panting. "RANGERS," Sensei screams, "DUSTIN'S MISSING!" Dustin looks over his shoulders.
"Right here man," Dustin says, and goes back to Pop-Up Video. Sensei looks at him and nods.
"Oh," Sensei says, "Okay then." Sensei goes back, and runs back in in about ten seconds.
"Right here Sensei," Tori says, with her eyes on the television.
"Me too Sensei," Shane says, with his eyes on the television. Batman, Robin, and Cam also announce their presence.
"No!" Sensei shouts, "The Thunder Rangers are attacking the city!" The wind rangers gasp, and Batman and Robin are dumbfounded.
"Thunder. Rangers?" the two say simultaneously.
"Oh, dude, they're totally like these totally far out ranger dudes who are, like, totally evil (or like good sometimes man), and are all like, um, evil, and they um, like, are crimson and like navy dude," Dustin says to them. Batman and Robin look at each other.
"Thunder. Rangers?" the two repeat simultaneously.
"They're rangers who are evil (or good sometimes) and they are crimson and navy. um, dude," Shane says, translating Dustin-talk. Batman and Robin nod their heads.
"OH!" they say simultaneously (Batman says it heroically of course). Everyone looks at Robin.
"Oh yeah. holy cold hotcakes Batman!" Robin says getting up off the ground.
"Let's go!" Batman says, and Batman and Robin run into their Batmobile and zoom off. This leaves the rangers stranded.
"So. um," Shane says to wear the Batmbobile was, "We'll. uh. see ya there!"
So, while we waited for our slow-witted and just overall slow spandex- wearing heroes let's..
* * *
GO TO LOTHOR'S SHIP! Hooray. Choobo runs into Lothor's chamber, where this time Lothor has his mask off.
"Oh my goodness," Choobo shouts to the unmasked non-caped crusader, "It's Sensei!"
"No," shrieks Lothor in response, while putting on the mask, "It is I, Grant Mc- I mean, Lothor! What is oh large one?"
"Well, your maskiness, it seems as if that beam that we fired (because it was an odd episode and not even) at the Thunder Rangers worked! They're attacking the city. And Batman, Robin, and the Wind Rangers have teamed up and are fighting them! It's," Choobo counts on his fingers, "Five against two!"
"Oh," Lothor says, "Okay. well, is there anything we can do?"
"Well, we could send down Zurgane, but I dunno, he's all floopy."
"Okay, so we can't do anything."
"Um. not, not really, no."
"Then. um. okay. Let me know when Chapter 3 starts."
"Okay. so I. guess I'll see you then."
"Okay. um. wow, this is awkward. okay, bye!" says Lothor, and Choobo leaves, and the Chapter ends and-