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-Lily-

"Hello Lily flower how was your summer?" James said surprising Lily, as she turned around.

Oh great Lily thought to herself on top of all her trouble here comes Bloody POTTER.

"Oh Lily is this the young man you were talking about?" asked Lily's mother curiously.

"Young man if you are going to be dating my daughter then-" Lily's father was shortly interrupted by Lily, who started having a coughing fit.

"Are you alright love." James asked a now very grim looking Lily, whom he was very concerned about. For Lily's face was turning from red to purple. James said 'aguamenti'

He was giving her some water while rocking her in his shoulders. Lily got better and looked at James's face, Lily smiled to see him concerned and rocking her gently. Lily lay her head on James's shoulder and surprised him by sighing. James smirked Lily Evans wanted him, and bad. James started holding back laughter at the sight of his friends dropped jaws. Lily stopped and looked at him "What's so funny." Lily said starting to blush and getting annoyed at herself for embracing him."That." James pointed as Lily turned. Lily laughed at the sight in front of her. Sirius and Remus jaws had dropped straight to the floor and Peter had not only managed to pee on himself but fainted as well. Lily was soon interrupted by her father who with a very stern tone said

"Is this the young man you are dating Lily?"

"Yes Dadd- I mean no well uh..." Lily looked around nervously hoping Petunia hadn't heard her stuttering. Unfortunately luck wasn't with her today for Petunia was striding over towards them. Then again luck had a funny way of working out for at that exact moment James decided to talk and "Explain."

"Yes I am very pleased to meet you." James said smiling while extending both hands toward her parents and shaking them."Lily has told me so much about you, she absolutely adores you guys." Lily was waiting for her parents reaction and was surprised to see her mother and even more her father smiling and smiled as well. Her grin grew wider when her eyes fell upon Petunia's ugly faced scowl and her blubber faced boyfriend.

"Shall we go love?" James asked a now very happy looking Lily.

"Huh, Oh yes lets." Lily said distractedly while saying her farewells to her parents. James took Lily's hand and led her to a compartment then stopped when she heard her sister's scream.

"Wait up freak- hurry Vernon." Petunia exclaimed.

"Yes, hurry your taking forever you good for nothing blubber pervert!" Lily retorted while winning a look of wonder from the marauders.

"Shut it you weirdo." Petunia retorted.

" WEIRDO-I'M NOT THE ONE DATING THAT FAT HEADED PREGNANT WHALE." Lily yelled, now furious.

"You're just jealous that Vernon never asked you out." Petunia screamed.

"Of course he didn't I was to busy kicking-well trying to kick him out of the house." Lily retorted. "But face it, we all know that blob of fat is to heavy to kick out."

"HOW DARE YOU?"

"JUST GET IN the bloody compartment Petunia before I do something we both regret." Lily screamed noticing she was causing everyone to come out of their compartments to watch.

"Fine!" Petunia finally agreed going inside the compartment and following the marauders.

-James-

"Hello Lily flower how was your summer." James said surprising Lily as she turned around."

As soon as those words came out of James's, mouth he knew he had gotten himself into something huge. He was absolutely positively in love with Lily Evans.

He saw her adorable angelic face expression of confusion and surprise. He was about to comment on her appearance when he was interrupted by a man and woman behind Lily. "Oh Lily is this the young man you were talking about?" said the woman. "Young man if you are going to be dating my daughter then-" said the man. James looked confusedly at Lily who seemed to be as shocked as him. James was thinking about what he was supposed to answer when Lily, his precious Lily, started coughing. James cast some water for her and rocked her in his shoulders. Lily lay her head on his shoulder and surprised him by sighing. James smirked Lily Evans wanted him, and bad. James then looked behind her at his friends and immediately had the urge to laugh but held it in apparently, Lily noticed, for she stopped, looked at him, asked him what was so funny, and started to blush. James just chuckled. He pointed to his friends and said "that." James smiled to see Lily laughing as well but her smile soon turned into a nervous smile and a look saying "Please help me!" towards him when the man spoke again and said,

"Is this the young man you are dating Lily?" at this James heart skipped a beat and looked at Lily who looked around nervously while answering.

" Yes Dadd- I mean no well uh..." Then, she looked at James with a pleading look. Which James took to mean pretend you are which is exactly what he did as soon as the raven haired girl, that was kissing that walking blob of fat, joined them, she must be her sister James thought to himself and said,

"Yes I am very pleased to meet you." he smiled and extended both his hands towards them looking absolutely pleased with himself and even more at, Lily's relieved face. Which, he took as a sign to carry on .

"Lily has told me so much about you, she absolutely adores you guys," James added. which caused a smile on her porcelain cream colored face and lit her spectacular emerald green eyes. "YES!" he thought to himself Lily Evans is his girlfriend well sort of not really, ok so she was pretending but pretending to be JAMES POTTER'S girlfriend nonetheless.

As Lily was going in someone or more like, something grabbed Lily's arse. Lily turned around to see herself face to face with none other than Vernon (blubbery fatness) Dursley. Lily was used to Vernon Dursley having a crush on her but he had gone to far. Vernon was molesting her way too much. So Lily decided to do the first thing that came in her head, hit him. But that really had no effect because this walking blob of lard could not feel anything, even if a train hit him!

"Vernon?" Lily asked sweetly. "Ive been wondering how you do it?" Everyone looked at Lily in confusion except for Vernon who smiled and responded.

"Do what?" Lily smiled evilly as she answered.

"How you are able to go through the night sleeping and not suffocating your humongous mounds of jelly rolls?" Everyone burst into laughter except for Petunia who looked absolutely furious.

"More like a pregnant whale, pregnant with a pregnant whale, who ate a pig, and two huge tubs of lard," said Sirius as tears came out of his eyes. At this everyone stopped laughing and looked at Sirius with astonished faces then, they burst into even more laughter. Lily felt James's hands wrap around her waist gently and felt being pulled towards him. Lily sat on James lap and felt his warm breath caressing her neck. When, suddenly she realized what she had just gotten herself into. Lily suddenly stood up looked at James and screamed.

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