„Heyho" – Bijuu/Summon speaking (unsealed)
Damn kitsune – Bijuu/Summon speaking (sealed) or thinking
Muhahaha – Deathgod speaking
„Heyho" – Normal speaking
Kage Bunshin – Jutsu
'Meow' – Thinking
Heyho guys. Big thanks to Uchiha zeref for beeing the first follower to my first english fanfiction. I hope it will please you even in future chapters.
Anyways, I hope now that runs stable again there will be more readers. Please tell me how i can get better or if you have any ideas for this story.
Disclaimer: I do neither own Naruto nor One Punch Man (even though, i want them :D )
Chapter 1: A Kitsunes weakpoint
Hey kit. Hey, hey kit. Wake up. I SAID WAKE THE FUCK UP! Kit, you leave me no choice. If you aren't gonna wake up soon, I will annihilate ramen.
"Did someone say ramen? Wait, where am I? How did I get into a sewer? And who are you, fuzzie?" Call me fuzzie one more time... Kyuubi growled loudly. Anyways, we are in your mindscape here and I am the great Kyuubi. The strongest being and best prankster in the whole world "So... if you are the strongest, how did you get into my mindscape?" Well... that's a story for another time. Can you remember anything?
"Sadly not. Do you know who I am?" Yes, I know. But I can't tell it to you. You're to weak to know who you are. "Can you train me then?" No "Please" I said no.
'Damn, time for my secret child technique... Koinu no me no Jutsu' Kit... Stop it. You won't change my decision with those puppy eyes. Kit... Stop it "Oh please, you big and strong kitsune. Pwetty pwease" Kit, I won't fall for it. I won't... ah damn kit, stop being so damn cute. That is no fair. Kit, god damn. OK, I will train you. But only under one condition: You will become the next pranking god
"Yay, yay, yay. I promise. So, what should I do? Tell me, tell me, tell me!" Easy there kit. For starters: You will do 50 push up, 50 sit up, 50 squads and run 5 km a day. Every day, even if you go bald from it. Never take a break.
"Ehhhh? So many? Why" I was just kidding. "Puhh, I thought..." It's twice of what I told you.
And now wake up and start getting out of the river. It's getting quite cold in here
~~~ In Konoha ~~~
"Kaa-san. Have you seen Nato-nii? He said he will play with me in the after noon!" "Sorry Waka-chan, I don't know. Haven't seen him since he went to town to play with Sasuke and Itachi. Maybe he is still there."
"Mou... Nato-nii should better hurry up. I am bored to fuck" "Waka-chan... Where do you have that f-word from?" Kushina asked angrily, here red hairs splitting into 9 parts while releasing a lot of saki "F-f-fr-from Jiraya-jii. I-I think..." Wakama cowerd in front of her mother .'Sorry ero-sennin. I can't tell mom I heard it from dad. I still need him.'
"That damn Ero-sennin. I will kill him for tainting my poor children!"
"I am home!... Kushi-chan? What happened?" With these words Minato opened the doors and got immediately scared by his wife. "The gallant godfather of our sweet little children is tainting them by learning them bad f-words, darling. Can I please kill him for that by hanging him with his own testicles?" 'Oh shit, can't let Kushi-chan know it was me. Sorry sensei, but I will still need my dick. I will pray, so your soul can find peace.' Sweatdropped Minato. "Well, Kushi-chan... You can't really kill him. You know how Tsunade would react then. She already called dibs on killing him and doesn't like killstealers. But I bet she could revive him for you next time."
Suddenly the door swings open and reveals a panting Mikoto. "Kushina, have you seen Naruto? He wanted to come over today but never came. Is he scared of me or Fugaku? Fugaku already accepted his apology for painting the whole district walls bright orange." "He did what?" exclaimed both Minato and Kushina. Immediately after that they got worried. "No, he started going to you right after lunch."
So, that was the second chapter. Hopefully I can publish the third one tomorrow, no promises though. I am trying to get to the humor parts soon, so please don't leave me.
(And no, I won't make this a serious story. My mind is way too fucked up for that at the moment and serious stories with this setting are out there in the thousands.
Lastly, thank you revan-12 for being the first one to favorite this story. And to the rest of you, please review. That helps me a lot.
See ya later